Whose got big balls?

Started by Faglore, November 19, 2003, 02:41:21 PM

First, Again I have to refer to earth animals, but girth does not seem to be affected much by the overall size of the mammal, a humpback whale may have a penis 11 feet long, but it's around 10 inches diameter, also, true, it only takes a single sperm wiggling it's way up so, not much actually has to get inside, but nature tends to want to improve the odds, the two most common methods are, #1 get closer to the egg, this means a longer penis, and this also goes in a competative sense in that a female may have sex with one male and a short time later another, the first one has a time advantage, but sperm are tiny and can't move very far in say an hour, so, if the second male is able to get his guys 1" farther then the first, they may be in the lead.

The second method is just to produce HUGE amounts of sperm and semen, this is a method that seems to be an attempt at washing the compatitions out and still getting yours as close as possible with overwhelming numbers.


Lord templar hardnose's comment reminded me of something that should go on strange urges thread but I'm gonna put it here.

Always wanted a human raider with a HG partner.

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Some room:
A dark cloaked figure stands here,
A grinning one-eyed half-giant stands behind a dark cloaked figure.

A dark cloaked figure tells the burly human hunter:"Hand over your sids an weapons or ya gonna be fucked."

The burly human hunter exclaims "Fuck off, I ain't given you shit!"

A dark cloaked figure tell the burly human hunter:" Suite yourself."

A dark cloaked figure nods to a grinning one-eyed half-giant.

A grinning one-eyed half-giant subdues the burly human hunter despite his struggles.

The grinning one-eyed half-giants loincloth begins to rise as his massive member begins to rise.

A dark cloaked figure tells the burly human hunter as he cuts the laces holding the burly human hunters leggings up: "I told you ya was gonna get fucked"
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job

Quote from: "X-D"ave human male .. what is it, 5 1/4" penis length
The average length of an erect penis is 5.9 inches. (Warning! Link may be NSFW and minors.[/i])  What is interesting is half of all men are between 5.25 and 6.25 inches.  The average girth or circumference of an erect penis was about 5.0 inches. About 75% of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches in girth size.

Don't you cheat me my fraction!

Quote from: "Angela Christine"He was probably "enhanced".
That's not necessarily true.  

There are countless celebrities and regular Joes that exceed the average without the need to enhance.  I won't get into the 9"-12" argument, but cinematic porn's most famous male star, John Holmes, was measured with an erect penis of 13 inches. (For added info, he had sex with more than ten thousand women).

All of this is detracting from our original point, and I will return with some quick calcs soon!
quote="CRW"]i very nearly crapped my pants today very far from my house in someone else's vehicle, what a day[/quote]

Quote from: "Lazloth"
Quote from: "X-D"ave human male .. what is it, 5 1/4" penis length
The average length of an erect penis is 5.9 inches. (Warning! Link may be NSFW and minors.[/i])  What is interesting is half of all men are between 5.25 and 6.25 inches.

Don't you cheat me my fraction!

Who is cheating who?  If you are a guy with a 5.7 inch member, would you rather think you were a little above average or a little below average?

Quote from: "Lazloth"
Quote from: "Angela Christine"He was probably "enhanced".
That's not necessarily true.  

There are countless celebrities and regular Joes that exceed the average without the need to enhance.  I won't get into the 9"-12" argument, but cinematic porn's most famous male star, John Holmes, was measured with an erect penis of 13 inches. (For added info, he had sex with more than ten thousand women).

Yeah, there are also guys whose penises are so small they are nearly indistinguishable from a clit, guys who have three nipples, and guys who have 6 toes.  Freaks of nature happen regularily, but they are still unusual.  To me a large penis that can't hold an erection sounds like the dammage that come come from misusing vacume pumps and cock rings.  Sure, it could be natural too.  I'm certainly no expert on penises.  :P

AC
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