DO YOU WANT TO BE A [B I G S H O T]

[Jahash]

That's right, here comes Jahash with her fucking month old Spamton memes. The song slaps, though.



House Kurac, the most DANGEROUS Greater Merchant House, wants a Dealer. And they want it FUCKING YESTERDAY. Business is WAITING. CONSUME CROMER.

What I want:

* God. Damn. ROCKSTARS.
* Consistent. PLAYTIMES! I don't know why I'm yelling that.
* HEEHAW
* Left or right handed, I will even accept ambidextrous. I'm feeling adventurous.
* STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS HOW DID I GET HERE
* Can I please have uhhhhhhhh vanilla latte, half syrup. It's too sweet otherwise
* Not much really hbu.

I will accept your pitiful applications for ONE WEEK. Then what I do with them is for me to decide. You have no power over me.

[ Hello, this is Jahash's legal team. She has been put to bed and we have seen fit to clarify: the date of closing is NEW YEAR'S EVE, the 31st of December. Or before that, if she finds the perfect fit by then. We apologize for her outburst. ]

[Jahash]

It's NYE in Australia where I live so I'm closing the role app. Thank you to all who applied, and the opposite of thank you to those who cancelled to go do Halaster's thing.