Auctioning Off Mudsex Virginity

Started by Is Friday, April 01, 2019, 09:25:35 AM

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April 01, 2019, 09:25:35 AM
Today I decided that I have a great opportunity to donate to charity and wanted to contribute not only to this community but those in need. I will be donating the proceeds of this auction for my mudsex virginity to the charity of the winner's choice.

Winner of the auction will be able to choose my character's:
1.) Race
2.) Gender
3.) Hoo-hoo size & general features
4.) Length of copulation
5.) Location of event

Bonus Gift: Recorded webcam footage of my reactions to roleplaying dirty deeds.

The bidding begins at $5.
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.
April 01, 2019, 09:29:13 AM #1
I'm in.
$25.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
April 01, 2019, 10:10:02 AM #2
For the immense risk of death this would involve to any PC willing to mudsex an isfriday character a bid of -100$ seems reasonable
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April 01, 2019, 11:32:11 AM #3
Nah fam.
April 01, 2019, 11:50:17 AM #4
ITT: Shaleah gives away 20 dollars.
April 01, 2019, 12:02:23 PM #5
Quote from: Namino on April 01, 2019, 11:50:17 AM
ITT: Shaleah gives away 20 dollars.

Yo, she said $25.
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April 01, 2019, 12:09:25 PM #6
Whoa, there aren't many of us virgins left. Stay Pure Bro! WWTD!
April 01, 2019, 12:15:12 PM #7
Quote from: Feco on April 01, 2019, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Namino on April 01, 2019, 11:50:17 AM
ITT: Shaleah gives away 20 dollars.

Yo, she said $25.

I think he's alluding to it only being worth $5 yo.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
April 01, 2019, 12:25:49 PM #8
following
<Maso> I thought you were like...a real sweet lady.
April 01, 2019, 12:31:16 PM #9
Quote from: th3kaiser on April 01, 2019, 12:09:25 PM
Whoa, there aren't many of us virgins left. Stay Pure Bro! WWTD!

I'll take both your cherries. Get in on the auction th3kaiser!

Do your civic duty! Sell your ERP skillz for charity!
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
April 01, 2019, 12:34:32 PM #10
Log and video to be posted for public consumption.
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.
April 01, 2019, 12:48:47 PM #11
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 01, 2019, 12:31:16 PM
Quote from: th3kaiser on April 01, 2019, 12:09:25 PM
Whoa, there aren't many of us virgins left. Stay Pure Bro! WWTD!

I'll take both your cherries. Get in on the auction th3kaiser!

Do your civic duty! Sell your ERP skillz for charity!

Sorry Shaleah, I believe my ERP skillz are pretty lame. I think the closest I've come was having a PC visibly aroused when I cut out someone's heart while they were alive and set it aflame many years ago with a Bahak.
April 01, 2019, 01:02:20 PM #12
Guys I thought we were trying to get more players.

Still interested to see this.  Has potential for some "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
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April 01, 2019, 01:38:37 PM #13
I think YOU should pay ME.
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April 01, 2019, 01:51:22 PM #14
Quote from: valeria on April 01, 2019, 01:38:37 PM
I think YOU should pay ME.
100% would mudsex valeria again.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
April 01, 2019, 02:05:12 PM #15
I wonder how many people got pissed when they try to mudsex me and I go.

Emote bangs you out.

OOC fades to black, I'm not here to describe my sexual encounters.
April 01, 2019, 02:11:29 PM #16
I make sure to include my venmo in all my R-rated emotes.
April 01, 2019, 04:41:42 PM #17
I bid $37.92 of ShaLeah's 6th husband's money.
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Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
April 02, 2019, 06:28:35 PM #18
I believe in Jesus.

*cleans and preps her spiky, jet-black altar to obscure and menacing gods*
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kumpania: a family of story tellers.
vardo: a horse-drawn wagon used by British Romani as their home. always well-crafted, often painted and gilded
April 07, 2019, 02:22:49 AM #19
Haha omg the responses here.

Also, I totally thought this was gonna be a convo about a geisha style auction IG and I was curious as to what was going on.

Wait... are you saying you've never mudsexorzed before IsFriday?  Bwahaha.  LIES.
April 07, 2019, 03:39:24 AM #20
Quote from: Bebop on April 07, 2019, 02:22:49 AM
Wait... are you saying you've never mudsexorzed before IsFriday?  Bwahaha.  LIES.
Prove it.
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.
April 21, 2019, 11:43:26 PM #21
Quote from: Lizzie on April 01, 2019, 04:41:42 PM
I bid $37.92 of ShaLeah's 6th husband's money.

This notguy...

emote bangs like a fourty year old virgin

OOC Can we FTB and get back to the talky game? I have a bar stool in the Gaj to polish.
April 22, 2019, 07:03:57 AM #22
Ahhhh mudsex, we've all done it. Sometimes funny, sometimes fucking weird. Lets not go there again. I have also opted to fade several times. I remember one really gross 'rinthi I had oh man. That was top notch RP on the female's behalf. Really got to the grit. Made me feel physically ill. Good times?
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