Armageddon Pickup Lines

Started by sleepyhead, April 03, 2018, 12:30:21 AM

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April 03, 2018, 12:30:21 AM Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 12:33:57 AM by sleepyhead
Hey, baby, are you a warrior? Because you're disarming.

Hey, baby, I must not be a ranger, because I can't quit on you.

Hey, girl, are you Ruk Empowerment? Because you're absolutely incredible in every way.

Girl, I must be a Bynner, because I'm falling for you.

Baby, I must be a templar, because I just have to Cuddle you.

Girl, are you a kryl? Because my cheeks are burning right now.

Hey, baby, are you an Elkrosian? Because when I'm near you, it's electric! (Alternate: Because you're too good to exist!)

Hey, girl, are you a save room? Because I want to stuff you full.
April 03, 2018, 12:34:04 AM #1
I must be a burglar because I really wanna pick your lock.  8)

Did I do it right?
The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3
April 03, 2018, 12:35:23 AM #2
LOL YES YOU DID
April 03, 2018, 12:38:50 AM #3
Are you a Faithful? Because I want to disappear forever with you.
April 03, 2018, 01:47:14 AM #4
I've got a wagon, want to come aboard?
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean
April 03, 2018, 02:05:56 AM #5
I know elves don't ride, but wanna make an exception?
April 03, 2018, 02:07:34 AM #6
Quote from: Speciation on April 03, 2018, 02:05:56 AM
I know elves don't ride, but wanna make an exception?
Haha, come slither.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean
April 15, 2018, 01:53:35 AM #7
Share some split-tail, I know ya got one on ya girl.
My characters are mean not me!
April 16, 2018, 04:30:45 AM #8
Hey there baby, want to know why they call it the cuddler?
Try to be the gem in each other's shit.
April 23, 2018, 05:03:11 AM #9
I'm walking this way, if you'd like to too.  I like climbing slippery dunes.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean
April 23, 2018, 10:41:03 AM #10
Hey baby are you the new hack skill? Because you're lowering my defenses.
April 25, 2018, 03:03:47 PM #11
Tribal room?
Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.

--Immanuel Kant
April 25, 2018, 03:36:32 PM #12
Hey baby, are you a mutant? Because--- hey wait don't walk away oh fuck why did I try to bring game-related pickup lines to this bar
Lizard time.
April 25, 2018, 04:19:06 PM #13
Emote exists and is female.
April 25, 2018, 04:24:27 PM #14
Do you have a heartbeat? Good.
April 25, 2018, 05:18:07 PM #15
Hi I'm ShaLeah

;)
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