The secret of perpetual motion

[Fredd]

A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

[650Booger]

it'll stop eventually, when the universe implodes...

[TheGoose]

Grease. And a lot of it.

[MatisseOrOtherwise]

Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.

[Jihelu]

Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.

Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

[ShaLeah]

Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.

Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

[Riev]

Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.

Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

A polished baobab slide starts here at the top of the Shield wall.
enter slide
You cackle gleefully as you slide down the slide for leagues upon leagues upon leagues, finally ending up just off the docks of Red Storm.

[ShaLeah]

Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.

Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

A polished baobab slide starts here at the top of the Shield wall.
enter slide
You cackle gleefully as you slide down the slide for leagues upon leagues upon leagues, finally ending up just off the docks of Red Storm.

You laugh now but this player right here was the player behind Kurac's Danu ginka sauce.  My bitches be muses, movers and shakers or backstabby-prowlers, yo!

* ShaLeah rawrs.

Undoing the derail, everyone knows the secrets is magicks.

*edited to friggin' fix detail to derail.  Haysoos.

[Pale Horse]

Slides of any sort are outlawed on Zalanthas.

Look what happened to the gypsies for daring to continue to have their water slides.

[Delirium]

water lava slides.

[Pale Horse]

water lava slides.

I was wrong.

There are in fact only two sorts of slides allowed on Zalanthas.

As pointed out by the lovely Delirium, lava slides are one of those.

Sand slides are the second.

Both are painful when used and have the capacity for death.  Those are the requirements for a legal, Zalanthan slide.

Edit: Again, showing off my lack of knowledge of Zalanthan zoning code.  There's a third type of slide: Rock slides.

[Vyoko]

Rock slides.... but your edit beat me to it...

what about Insecti-slides?

[Grapes]

A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

(stares at the stone) Pappa, is that you?

[Molten Heart]

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[AdamBlue]

A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

Magnets

We've consulted a couple of Oashi-hired tribal magick experts in regards to this study, and after a long battle, still bearing their ceremonial facepaint, this is all they had to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYMnHb5JY

[Riev]

Those definitely look like Fales.

[TheGoose]

A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

(stares at the stone) Pappa, is that you?