How about that Zelenthis?

[Inks]

Lyrics
As I walk through the valley of the mantis of death
I take a look at my life and realize I am the only mundane left
'Cause I've been pew pewing and twinking so long
That it's no surprise that my karma is gone
But I ain't never put arrow man that didn't deserve it
Unless I felt like it, which isn't unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your mages might be buried in Ruk
I really hate to pew, but I'm fucking broke
As they die, I see my future in fireball smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda twink that nil karmies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers to the skillgrind

Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a witch's paradise
Hard to keep above the grind
Livin' in a witch's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a witch's paradise
Hard to keep above the grind
Livin' in a witch's paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the crit
So I gotta be down with my hooded team
Too much MMO playing, got me chasing dreams
I'm code educated fool with sid on my mind
Got my bow in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a pro'd out raider, thief subguild ranger
And my crew are PK happy, so don't arouse my anger
Fool, mantishead  ain't nothin' but a heart beat away
I'm livin' life pew or die, what can I say?
I'm 26 now, will I live to see 27?
My stats are optimised but I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
The gortok den, now too risky?

Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a witch's paradise
Hard to keep above the grind
Livin' in a witch's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a witch's paradise
Hard to keep above the grind
Livin' in a witch's paradise

Skillups and the sids, sids and coded power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin'
In all four cardinal directions, but my macro's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
I twink alone, how could they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they don't ; that's why it's time you should reroll, fool!

Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a witch's paradise
Hard to keep above the grind
Livin' in a witch's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a witch's paradise
Hard to keep above the grind
Livin' in a witch's paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
The gortok den, now too risky?
[x2]

Ain't no mundanes living in paradise [x2]

[racurtne]

 

[Dar]

songs like that remind me of erfworld.

[Medivh]

Subtle

[Inks]

Please take my post as tongue-in-cheek. Slow day at work.

[Hauwke]

I thought it was clever, well done.

[The Warshaper]

  Was good!