Ask the Staff - Inaugural Thread

Started by ArmageddonMUD, April 01, 2016, 12:17:35 AM

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April 01, 2016, 01:07:30 AM #25
Are you serious staff?  No Master Baiter?*

* not actually my Tor app name
Was there no safety? No learning by heart of the ways of the world? No guide, no shelter, but all was miracle and leaping from the pinnacle of a tower into the air?

Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse
April 01, 2016, 01:29:24 AM #26
LauraMars will be stepping down as a helper due to their inability to exercise objectivity and balance as show by their obsession with a need for look hemote.
April 01, 2016, 01:37:04 AM #27
Skelly Tor
April 01, 2016, 01:38:18 AM #28
the pristine, well-kept man

Jan
April 01, 2016, 01:40:17 AM #29
Quote from: QyNyr on April 01, 2016, 01:29:24 AM
LauraMars will be stepping down as a helper due to their inability to exercise objectivity and balance as show by their obsession with a need for look hemote.



and you all know

I'm right
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
April 01, 2016, 01:44:04 AM #30
Where's that half giant Fuk-U-tep gone
April 01, 2016, 01:57:36 AM #31
Quote from: AllaNyrk on April 01, 2016, 12:58:17 AM
1)  All possible in-game scenarios and proper staff responses to each and every one of them will be fully documented and assembled in a massive, leather-bound tome.

Kickstart it
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
April 01, 2016, 01:59:22 AM #32
What's up sports fans!  Wait... where am I?  Ah shit... this place.  I left it so long ago and no one even noticed. 

Anyhow.. changes.  Magick and Psionics gone?  Good...  never liked that shit anyhow.  Got in the way of my empire of awesome!

Oooooh, Tekkyballs...  you're here, eh?  I heard something about you shitting a brick on them damn Gypos.  You still having all those -identity- issues?
April 01, 2016, 02:03:32 AM #33
My new Tor will be Lady Assface Tor and she will kick you ass.
April 01, 2016, 02:04:36 AM #34
Lord Assal Tor
April 01, 2016, 02:06:33 AM #35
Lord Rap Tor at your service.
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness
April 01, 2016, 02:13:41 AM #36
My name shall be Bae Tor
Master Bae Tor if you would.
April 01, 2016, 04:20:53 AM #37

Ann Yiheleh Tor?

De'cee Mae Tor?

Anyone? Anyone? (shoves hands in pockets and walks off)
Smooth Sands,
Maristen Kadius, Solace the Bard, Paxter (Jump), Numii Arabet, and the rest.
April 01, 2016, 04:23:14 AM #38
Lord Alihgay Tor.
The human vagabond steps forward, blocking a filthy grey rat from the curtain.
The human vagabond says, in sirihish:
     "You're not allowed in there."
April 01, 2016, 04:31:58 AM #39
Assface Tor is still the best, it doesn't have to conform to the rules.

Dear staff, have you ever had anyone killed by having them smoke too much spice in one go?
April 01, 2016, 05:15:14 AM #40
Lady Mediate Tor, the only sane woman of the house.



srs questn staff: do you miss the Random Armageddon Thoughts thread?
April 01, 2016, 05:49:40 AM #41
What the heck is Akariel's avatar?!
The human vagabond steps forward, blocking a filthy grey rat from the curtain.
The human vagabond says, in sirihish:
     "You're not allowed in there."
April 01, 2016, 05:59:02 AM #42
I call dibs on Lord Instiga Tor

i'm gonna start some shit ya'll
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
April 01, 2016, 07:16:12 AM #43
Quote from: BadSkeelz on April 01, 2016, 05:15:14 AM
Lady Mediate Tor, the only sane woman of the house.



srs questn staff: do you miss the Random Armageddon Thoughts thread?

Yeah that was the only place where I could post about the stuff House Winnyrthol was doing.
April 01, 2016, 07:34:18 AM #44
April 01, 2016, 07:46:31 AM #45
April 01, 2016, 08:03:10 AM #46
nyr has adopted the way of the cabbage. he shall come back stronger than ever.

some of those changes up there are real.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.
April 01, 2016, 08:05:18 AM #47
All of these changes are real, friend. :)
April 01, 2016, 08:09:09 AM #48
Quote from: Akariel on April 01, 2016, 08:05:18 AM
All of these changes are real, friend. :)

tor is not reopening. how dare you.

psionicists being removed? definitely.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.
April 01, 2016, 08:13:53 AM #49
Its April Fool's day people....

Wizlist is stylin' though :)
The figure in a dark hooded cloak says in rinthi-accented Sirihish, 'Winrothol Tor Fale?'
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