Funny sayings in Arm.

[Hauwke]

Ok so I have been hearing some funny ass sentances lately, in hopes of encouraging the people of the GDB to bring out yer funnies, im starting this thread.
Funniest one gets bragging rights or some other lame thing.
Funniest I have heard ingame from memory is necker pecker. I find it funny dont judge.

[MeTekillot]

I judge. I'm judging now. What are you going to do about it?

[Hauwke]

Im gonna cry like a little girl and complain to... Some staff member about you because i hate you and stuff 

[Jave]

Call him a necker pecker Hauwke.

[Archbaron]

This thread is going places.

[Hauwke]

I will just stick my pecker in his necker Ingame that should solve the issues right?

[Iiyola]

Metekillot?  He plays a filthy breed.

[Hauwke]

This is off topic but I honest dont give a shit. Any way eeeeeww you filfy breed you

[Seeker]

When Tuluk was still open, I used to get a snerk out of hearing the bardies called Circle Jerks.

[Hauwke]

Is that what that refers to ingame? Huh didnt know that

[Riev]

I used to dismiss people's ideas by saying they were "as likely as a necker in a noble's estate". Only I found it even mildly amusing.

[BadSkeelz]

I've used "like tits on a necker" to describe something that's practically impossible or unlikely.

[Case]

I've used "like tits on a necker" to describe something that's practically impossible or unlikely.

I have boobs

[Hauwke]

It occurs to me. Neckers are made fun of in so many ways. Its hilarious

[Asanadas]

When a dwarf freezes up or doesn't respond, I say he's stumped.

And when a dwarf walks into a room, rolls my tent, picks it up, and runs away, I tell the local Templar that he stumped away with my tent.

[Saellyn]

When a dwarf freezes up or doesn't respond, I say he's stumped.

And when a dwarf walks into a room, rolls my tent, picks it up, and runs away, I tell the local Templar that he stumped away with my tent.

I just cast 'mon un request player complaint'

[solera]

When a dwarf freezes up or doesn't respond, I say he's stumped.

And when a dwarf walks into a room, rolls my tent, picks it up, and runs away, I tell the local Templar that he stumped away with my tent.

I just cast 'mon un request player complaint'

Why? Does it go against documented stump behavior?

[Qzzrbl]

When a dwarf freezes up or doesn't respond, I say he's stumped.

And when a dwarf walks into a room, rolls my tent, picks it up, and runs away, I tell the local Templar that he stumped away with my tent.

"What did he look like?"

"Had the sharpest ears I ever did see, fer a stump, that is."

[Kankfly]

Sound off... In the dark. Enough said.

Yes, some of you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Jihelu]

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"

[bcw81]

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"

There's another option?

[Jihelu]

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"

There's another option?

Only if you coordinate with staff.

[hyzhenhok]

I like to deliberately mess up long names. Bonus points if it's the name of a noble or templar.

[Bushranger]

Walk like a man, don't run like an elf!

[Hauwke]

I agree with mispronouncing names. I like to go the route of: if that dudes name is a tribal name how in the fuck would my southie get it right the first time everytime?
Or even just naming differences between races. I mean an elf would have a wierd name as compared to a human in the humans perspective and vice versa.

[chrisdcoulombe]

Tek, Yeah.

[Jihelu]

I agree with mispronouncing names. I like to go the route of: if that dudes name is a tribal name how in the fuck would my southie get it right the first time everytime?
Or even just naming differences between races. I mean an elf would have a wierd name as compared to a human in the humans perspective and vice versa.

Well
Maybe elves would have pronouncable names.
I assume most of them want to have semi-normal names so people don't immediately hate them/insult them even more.

[Hauwke]

Well a Celf might simply to blend in. But your run of the mill Delf would have a tribal name that blends in with their tribe.

[Jihelu]

Well a Celf might simply to blend in. But your run of the mill Delf would have a tribal name that blends in with their tribe.

Oh hell yeah.
But like, I'm talking in Allanak.
Everyone should have 'southern names' except maybe a few celves that are all 'for muh tribe'.

[WarriorPoet]

Stiffen your wick. Not because it is ultra clever, but because it is one of the first NPCs that I remember looking at and thinking "That.... is amazing."

[Hauwke]

I both love and hate that npc. He is gloriously evil or something