New Wear Location: <around right/left thigh>

Started by Bushranger, November 03, 2015, 03:19:09 PM

I think this would be a wonderful compliment to the <around right/left ankle> locations. Who doesn't want to wear a sheath on their thigh hidden under their skirt?

Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.


Underskirt sheathes are already in-game, and are used very frequently.  Play a sneaky character and you'll wish there were fewer of them.

Quote from: wizturbo on November 03, 2015, 03:37:58 PM
Underskirt sheathes are already in-game, and are used very frequently.  Play a sneaky character and you'll wish there were fewer of them.

:D

Give me them underpants sheaths so someone can stealthily shove their hand in or down their pants leg to grab a sword.

November 03, 2015, 08:27:59 PM #5 Last Edit: November 04, 2015, 02:39:36 AM by Jave
In a pair of reinforced, striped leather pants:
a gristly sausage
a couple of large, sleekly curved nuts


This is still the most horrifying thing I have ever seen in game. I never played a character with the peek skill again.

Quote from: Jave on November 03, 2015, 08:27:59 PM
In a pair of reinforced, striped leather pants:
a gristly sausage
a couple of large, sleekly curved nuts


This is still the more horrifying thing I have ever seen in game. I never played a character with the peek skill again.

AHAHAHA! And I was just about to do the same thing with a tuber! Ahhhh, wouldn't be as funny if it's been done before.
Quote from: Nyr
Dead elves can ride wheeled ladders just fine.
Quote from: bcw81
"You can never have your mountainhome because you can't grow a beard."
~Tektolnes to Thrain Ironsword

Quote from: Jave on November 03, 2015, 08:27:59 PM
In a pair of reinforced, striped leather pants:
a gristly sausage
a couple of large, sleekly curved nuts


This is still the most horrifying thing I have ever seen in game. I never played a character with the peek skill again.

pickpocket woes.

;_;

Quote from: Jave on November 03, 2015, 08:27:59 PM
In a pair of reinforced, striped leather pants:
a gristly sausage
a couple of large, sleekly curved nuts


This is still the most horrifying thing I have ever seen in game. I never played a character with the peek skill again.

steal sausage amos's pants
Got it!

eat sausage

plant sausage amos's pants
Got it!

peek amos's pants

In a pair of reinforced, striped leather pants:
a half-eaten gristly sausage
a couple of large, sleekly curved nuts

feel awesome


A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

Why can't pants and thongs be worn around the ankles?

Quote from: MeTekillot on November 05, 2015, 05:25:30 AM
Why can't pants and thongs be worn around the ankles?

^THIS. Except it should initiate the drunk trip code every time you try to move to another room. Pickpockets and thieves rejoice! You can now depants people!

Also, I had an idea for an item recently, the thigh wearloc would have been a perfect addition for it.
Quote from: Nyr
Dead elves can ride wheeled ladders just fine.
Quote from: bcw81
"You can never have your mountainhome because you can't grow a beard."
~Tektolnes to Thrain Ironsword

I would like to see this wear loc
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

We could finally create our own orders of knighthood.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

^ ok, I laughed
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."