Mudsex Hate Cycle Thread

[valeria]

I'll just start implying that my character bangs fully clothed, all Mad Men style. 

[Alesan]

With how unsafe and dangerous life in general tends to be, I'd think unless you felt truly safe in your place of residence, you'd rarely strip down to your bare ass. Just take off what you need to take off for access and go at it, right? But if you're emoting stripping down to your bare ass, you should probably be stripping down to your bare ass.

[Armaddict]

With how unsafe and dangerous life in general tends to be, I'd think unless you felt truly safe in your place of residence, you'd rarely strip down to your bare ass. Just take off what you need to take off for access and go at it, right? But if you're emoting stripping down to your bare ass, you should probably be stripping down to your bare ass.

Enemy at the Gates style!

[Alesan]

With how unsafe and dangerous life in general tends to be, I'd think unless you felt truly safe in your place of residence, you'd rarely strip down to your bare ass. Just take off what you need to take off for access and go at it, right? But if you're emoting stripping down to your bare ass, you should probably be stripping down to your bare ass.

Enemy at the Gates style!

Don't get the reference! What's it mean?

[BadSkeelz]

It means pull down your pants just enough to bump uglies in a bombshelter subway while trying not to wake up the other 2000 people snoring around you.

[Feco]

I dunno what you're taking about but I play dis game to chop muther fuckers up with bone swordz.

[musashi]

Yeah ... a big ole' bone sword if you know what I'm saying!!!

[titansfan]

Dwarves are the answer to mudsex addiction, play one and you're cured!

[FantasyWriter]

Heh, I once played a gemmed dwarf viv with skeleton tattoos.
People still tried to hit that.  *eyeroll.*

[Alesan]

Heh, I once played a gemmed dwarf viv with skeleton tattoos.
People still tried to hit that.  *eyeroll.*

Should've left off the tattoos. Bitches love tattoos.

[FantasyWriter]

Heh, I once played a gemmed dwarf viv with skeleton tattoos.
People still tried to hit that.  *eyeroll.*

Should've left off the tattoos. Bitches love tattoos.

Heh, who can blame them? Tattoos are -almost- as hot as red hair.

*sneaks off to write up the svelte, exotically-tattooed man, because what is hotter than mudsex with a red-headed, tattooed krathi when all the furniture begins to go up in flames right before a heady, mutual climax*

[musashi]

... what is hotter than mudsex with a red-headed, tattooed krathi when all the furniture begins to go up in flames right before a heady, mutual climax*

Having your vNPC kids in the room watching.

[whitt]

... what is hotter than mudsex with a red-headed, tattooed krathi when all the furniture begins to go up in flames right before a heady, mutual climax*

Having your vNPC kids in the room catching fire toowatching.

[Narf]

... what is hotter than mudsex with a red-headed, tattooed krathi when all the furniture begins to go up in flames right before a heady, mutual climax*

Having your vNPC kids in the room watching.

So we can't play catpeople, but we can apparently play bonobo krathi?

[Patuk]

... what is hotter than mudsex with a red-headed, tattooed krathi when all the furniture begins to go up in flames right before a heady, mutual climax*

Having your vNPC kids in the room watching.

So we can't play catpeople, but we can apparently play bonobo krathi?

So.. Every Krathi?

[musashi]

... what is hotter than mudsex with a red-headed, tattooed krathi when all the furniture begins to go up in flames right before a heady, mutual climax*

Having your vNPC kids in the room watching.

So we can't play catpeople, but we can apparently play bonobo krathi?

So.. Every Krathi?

Hey! My Krathi had no interest in sex at all.

ShaLeah still managed to get him in the sack. She's good.

[Is Friday]

Gross.

[Feco]

Gross.

[musashi]

When you're older you might not think it's so gross anymore. 

[Is Friday]

When you're older you might not think it's so gross anymore.  

[MeTekillot]

Having sex in front of imaginary children is really creepy

[musashi]

Having sex in front of imaginary children is really creepy

Is it more or less creepy than having se- ... ... No. No I think I'll keep that terrible thought to myself.

This is why I always fade to black.

[MeTekillot]

Whatever you were going to say, yes, probably.

[musashi]

Having sex in front of imaginary children is really creepy

For the record though ... this practice is anything but creepy outside of Puritan Western moral values. It's ... uncomfortably common in other cultures.

Having sex in front of your children I mean ... Not your imaginary children. That's still kinda creepy ... But mostly because you're insane.

[Patuk]

How much sex do poor people have in the Gaj's bunkroom, and how many children visit said tavern?