destruction of steinal -- Tek (i am a hilurd, ama)

[slvrmoontiger]

You know, when I apped for this role, I thought it was going to be epic, not like babysitting toddlers. You guys see what I have to deal with?

I'd post the log of the time he tried the same thing with Tuluk and the kryl snuck up behind him, but staff keeps telling me no, he's still alive, the rez was justified because I shouldn't have had the 'Immortal Slayer' sword. It's all crap.

And daddy's boy: it's South Africa. Just because we're part of the Commonwealth doesn't mean we're subjects to the British Crown.

His Royal Highness Muk Utep... Just post a log of the time you kicked Tek's ass. I'm sure there are many of them.

[Fujikoma]

Where's that money you owe me, Tek? Seriously, how long has it been now?

[ShaLeah]

Also, Tek, you are hot. How about being #5? My backstab skill is at master, as is my cooking.

if ur having dude problems i feel bad for u, hon
i got 99 posts and this one makes 100 where i ask why u not include ride skill

i mean lets be honest, everyone was thinking it, u opened that door

They don't have to think it, they know M'Hilurd.

* ShaLeah winks.

ride                      (total fail)
suX0rz                  (mindblowing)
two handed            (super duper)
sandwich making     (bombastic)
brewing                 (staggering)


Call me. Seriously. I'll totally be your bitch.

[slvrmoontiger]

Also, Tek, you are hot. How about being #5? My backstab skill is at master, as is my cooking.

if ur having dude problems i feel bad for u, hon
i got 99 posts and this one makes 100 where i ask why u not include ride skill

i mean lets be honest, everyone was thinking it, u opened that door

They don't have to think it, they know M'Hilurd.

* ShaLeah winks.

ride                      (total fail)
suX0rz                  (mindblowing)
two handed            (super duper)
sandwich making     (bombastic)
brewing                 (staggering)


Call me. Seriously. I'll totally be your bitch.

*chuckles* Guess she has no ride skill, how unfortunate.

[slvrmoontiger]

Cause I can't get the Edit part to work... But I could teach you how to ride here's mine...

ride                            (god-like)

[ShaLeah]

Also, Tek, you are hot. How about being #5? My backstab skill is at master, as is my cooking.

if ur having dude problems i feel bad for u, hon
i got 99 posts and this one makes 100 where i ask why u not include ride skill

i mean lets be honest, everyone was thinking it, u opened that door

They don't have to think it, they know M'Hilurd.

* ShaLeah winks.

ride                      (total fail)
suX0rz                  (mindblowing)
two handed            (super duper)
sandwich making     (bombastic)
brewing                 (staggering)


Call me. Seriously. I'll totally be your bitch.

*chuckles* Guess she has no ride skill, how unfortunate.

Dude you don't need ride when your suX0rz is at mind blowing AND your sammich making is at bombastic. D'uh.

Edited to fix phone auto correct.

[QuillDipper]

Dear Highlord

May I call you 'Tickle Toes'?

[SunKing1991]

Muk Utep, how many people love you?

Do you love them back?

DO YOU LOVE ME, SPECIFICALLY?

WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

All the people, and of course I love them back. I'm like a father to all of you.

As for you, my child, do you think I don't know what you've done? Repent, and come back to me.

<stupid.gif>

Any time, daddy's boy. Come out of your stupid tower and come meet me face-to-face. Who do you think I am, Luir?

Oh, that's right. You can't.

Normally I wouldn't stoop to this level, but it seems the only language you can understand:

[manonfire]

shots fired

[Kol]

That's one across the bow, skipper! Prepare for return fire!

[Desertman]

Muk, you remember that one time you had that kewl tree and then you didn't have that kewl tree no more?

Welcome to the game son. Tyn Dashra, greatest bait in historiez. Enjoy dat volcano.

[Rairen]

Hi, lord,

U give love a bad name.  Also: soul - for eating or for bards?

[LauraMars]

Hi, lord,

U give love a bad name.  Also: soul - for eating or for bards?

R-r-...-RAIREN!!

[SunKing1991]

Muk, you remember that one time you had that kewl tree and then you didn't have that kewl tree no more?

Welcome to the game son. Tyn Dashra, greatest bait in historiez. Enjoy dat volcano.

Remember that one time you had that cool...

oh wait, no, nevermind.

The volcano's there because I want it there. Seemed the coolest way to finally get those damned squatters off my lawn. And now I have a good source for my lava cannons.

[Desertman]

Muk, you remember that one time you had that kewl tree and then you didn't have that kewl tree no more?

Welcome to the game son. Tyn Dashra, greatest bait in historiez. Enjoy dat volcano.

Remember that one time you had that cool...

oh wait, no, nevermind.

The volcano's there because I want it there. Seemed the coolest way to finally get those damned squatters off my lawn. And now I have a good source for my lava cannons.

Go make more public appearances, or as the Highlurd likes to call it, low-class slumming.

[Zoan]

Dear Muk,

How does one sufficiently PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?