No-Tell Motel

Started by IAmJacksOpinion, February 26, 2014, 02:00:56 AM

Quote from: Barzalene on March 02, 2014, 09:15:47 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Agreed... but those rooms aren't actually private. Almost all of us know about most of them. And, as someone said, half of them feel a bit too 'lived in' for most peoples tastes. Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?
In Brooklyn? Teenagers.

On Zalanthas? Everyone. From rats to Templars.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

... That Staff have actually probably seen me do things -in the middle of the desert- terrifies me a bit.

I remember once, I was doing something really dirty, and there was some odd room emote that popped, so I asked consent.

I got no reply. I promptly continued what I was doing...


I think a staffer may have gone bug-eyed.

Quote from: ShaLeah on March 03, 2014, 12:26:59 AM
Quote from: Barzalene on March 02, 2014, 09:15:47 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Agreed... but those rooms aren't actually private. Almost all of us know about most of them. And, as someone said, half of them feel a bit too 'lived in' for most peoples tastes. Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?
In Brooklyn? Teenagers.

On Zalanthas? Everyone. From rats to Templars.

The Gaj's communal sleeping room has more whoring and debauchery than a parisian brothel on july 14th. Public sex doesn't seem like something Zalanthans would particularly mind, nor do I think a sense of privacy is something for most city-dwellers to have.
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Quote from: Patuk on March 04, 2014, 05:22:29 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on March 03, 2014, 12:26:59 AM
Quote from: Barzalene on March 02, 2014, 09:15:47 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Agreed... but those rooms aren't actually private. Almost all of us know about most of them. And, as someone said, half of them feel a bit too 'lived in' for most peoples tastes. Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?
In Brooklyn? Teenagers.

On Zalanthas? Everyone. From rats to Templars.

The Gaj's communal sleeping room has more whoring and debauchery than a parisian brothel on july 14th. Public sex doesn't seem like something Zalanthans would particularly mind, nor do I think a sense of privacy is something for most city-dwellers to have.

True, but people don't want to log in and immediately see people having mudsex on the bedroll next to their character. That's just rude. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing more room emotes in the Gaj's dorm concerning whoring and what not. I doubt sex is all that private on Zalanthas. Not much seems to be. It definitely happens, but it's something better left to the vNPC's


The idea of a "motel" or sorts sounds good. If tastefully done. I remember seeing the movie "Taken" a while back, and one of the brothels was a hallway with a bunch of rooms cut off by curtains. I could see some a Zalanthas inn or brothel being very similar. Cheap, some-what safe and decently private rooms. These kind of rented rooms should be far from cushy. But liveable semi-safe, it could be guarded and only people who rent it may enter it (excluding burglars, assassins etc). Similar to the current code for when renting rooms in taverns.

That would of course be the cheapest of "inns". There might be upper scale, expensive "inns" for the high class as well.
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Quote from: Adhira on March 02, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?


If you only knew....

:-[

I thought you were not supposed to watch!!!!!
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     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."

Where did you hear that? :p
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Quote from: Norcal on March 12, 2014, 11:34:31 AM
Quote from: Adhira on March 02, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?


If you only knew....

:-[

I'm 3 out of 6 on that one.
I thought you were not supposed to watch!!!!!
Quote from: Scarecrow on February 21, 2014, 04:45:46 PMIn Zalanthas, people don't dig graves with shovels, they dig them with their own tongues.

Quote from: FantasyWriter on March 12, 2014, 08:07:35 PM
Where did you hear that? :p

Hah!


Next char, peeping Amos. Fo' sho'.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Lol...
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Am I the only one who was a little saddened by a certain previously unoccupied pavilion in a certain bazaar being taking over by a certain desert gear selling GMH?

Quote from: Classclown on March 14, 2014, 02:35:55 PM
Am I the only one who was a little saddened by a certain previously unoccupied pavilion in a certain bazaar being taking over by a certain desert gear selling GMH?

It wasn't always previously unoccupied:

Quote1591 (Year 51 Age 21)
Quietly and discreetly, House Kurac pulls all personnel and possessions from Allanak, leaving behind only a bare estate.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.

Lizzie is correct.
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Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM
Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?

I have done all those things. Just saying. It happens.

Quote from: Norcal on March 12, 2014, 11:34:31 AM
Quote from: Adhira on March 02, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?


If you only knew....

:-[

I thought you were not supposed to watch!!!!!

Oh, there is no 'not supposed to watch', staff can watch whatever they like! I just try NOT to watch.
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Quote from: Lizzie on March 14, 2014, 03:00:19 PM

It wasn't always previously unoccupied:

Quote1591 (Year 51 Age 21)
Quietly and discreetly, House Kurac pulls all personnel and possessions from Allanak, leaving behind only a bare estate.


It was still a nice quiet spot while unoccupied though.

(I was gonna link the song Memories, but then thought nahhh)

Quote from: Classclown on March 15, 2014, 03:40:22 PM
Quote from: Lizzie on March 14, 2014, 03:00:19 PM

It wasn't always previously unoccupied:

Quote1591 (Year 51 Age 21)
Quietly and discreetly, House Kurac pulls all personnel and possessions from Allanak, leaving behind only a bare estate.


It was still a nice quiet spot while unoccupied though.

(I was gonna link the song Memories, but then thought nahhh)

I'm on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9E33_VNEz4
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.

Quote from: Adhira on March 15, 2014, 03:19:12 PM
Quote from: Norcal on March 12, 2014, 11:34:31 AM
Quote from: Adhira on March 02, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on February 27, 2014, 04:44:37 PM

Who honestly sleeps off an injury or has sex in a curtained booth, an abandoned building, someone else's house, an alley, a balcony, or what is basically some other homeless dudes cardboard box?


If you only knew....

:-[

I thought you were not supposed to watch!!!!!

However..you find yourself unable to look away. Cheeky staffer.

Oh, there is no 'not supposed to watch', staff can watch whatever they like! I just try NOT to watch.
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."

Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on March 14, 2014, 04:06:26 PM
Lizzie is correct.

Lizzie is always correct.
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Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.