Mudsex apocalypse?

Started by KankWhisperer, December 24, 2013, 12:46:34 PM

Quote from: Desertman on December 30, 2013, 10:03:36 AM
I've always wanted to do this:

(Me) OOC: Consent to horrible sicko weirdo things that anyone should be ashamed of participating in, even in a virtual world.

(Them) OOC: Consent granted.

(Me) OOC: Well, that's good to know....I would like to fade please. Missionary only. May God have mercy on your soul.

emote closes his eyes and determinedly begins sexual intercourse solely for the sake of procreation, with the lights off.
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Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.

December 30, 2013, 07:27:11 PM #126 Last Edit: December 30, 2013, 07:31:05 PM by armacc
Quote from: Fujikoma on December 30, 2013, 02:08:46 AM
The first time I was asked for consent, I received:

OOC: Consent for graphic sexual content, violence, rape, torture, possible removal of genitals, dismemberment, death, (the list went on quite a ways, filling the three and a half lines)...

I thought IRL: Oh dear, what have I just gotten into?

Two seconds later...
ooc Consent granted.

Ha! I'd know -that- consent message anywhere.

I though that meant I'd reached another level in mudsexxing...

I want to see this happen:

Sultry Seductress (OOC): Consent to sex?
Amos (OOC): Hell Yes! Consent granted!

Sultry seductress removes her skirt, revealing large man-junk.

Amos (OOC): Consent revoked!!! FTB!!!!
Sultry Seductress (OOC): Too late for that, big boy.
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Quote from: Heade on December 30, 2013, 07:38:48 PM
I want to see this happen:

Sultry Seductress (OOC): Consent to sex?
Amos (OOC): Hell Yes! Consent granted!

Sultry seductress removes her skirt, revealing large man-junk.

Amos (OOC): Consent revoked!!! FTB!!!!
Sultry Seductress (OOC): Too late for that, big boy.

HAHAHA! I've half expected this exact thing to happen every time, decided if it did I'd just roll with it.
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Quote from: Fujikoma on December 31, 2013, 01:01:50 AM
Quote from: Heade on December 30, 2013, 07:38:48 PM
I want to see this happen:

Sultry Seductress (OOC): Consent to sex?
Amos (OOC): Hell Yes! Consent granted!

Sultry seductress removes her skirt, revealing large man-junk.

Amos (OOC): Consent revoked!!! FTB!!!!
Sultry Seductress (OOC): Too late for that, big boy.

HAHAHA! I've half expected this exact thing to happen every time, decided if it did I'd just roll with it.

Been there, did that.

Dwarven seduktion skillz.

say U ben' ovah now, 'k?
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I am just returning to the game... What have I returned to?! So many rape discussions..
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."

Quote from: BlackMagic0 on January 06, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
I am just returning to the game... What have I returned to?! So many rape discussions..

Welcome back, man.

Quote from: RogueGunslinger on January 06, 2014, 07:14:17 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on January 06, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
I am just returning to the game... What have I returned to?! So many rape discussions..

Welcome back, man.

Hah. You know how long it took me to finally figure out my password. It's been a LONG time. >.> Though thanks RGS.
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."

Quote from: BlackMagic0 on January 06, 2014, 07:15:16 PM
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on January 06, 2014, 07:14:17 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on January 06, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
I am just returning to the game... What have I returned to?! So many rape discussions..

Welcome back, man.

Hah. You know how long it took me to finally figure out my password. It's been a LONG time. >.> Though thanks RGS.

Welcome back!
I used to have a funny signature, but I felt like no one took me seriously, so it's time to put on my serious face.

Come for the rape, stay for the disappointment.
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Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.