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[Twilight]

I don't know how to tell you this.  So I'll just say it right out.  We're going to be a family!

I am looking for a few people who want to play in place that looks somewhat like



And that want to rock out like



Only not like that, more like



They sure got short legs, even stumpy.  Do they get that from their father?



Maybe a cute sister?



Or two?



Yes, this family role call is for a family of stumps.  In the scenic gutters of the Rinth.  Males and female roles, who will probably look nothing like the above.  No restrictions as to class other than you lack it completely.  Looking for 1-3 other players.

Join at your peril. And remember

[Yummri]

Live in a place like what?
Rock out like what?
Look a little like who?
With sisters that look like what?

Hehe sorry. I actually just had someone tell me about the pictures. But you get the idea.

Do these forums allow people to put text with the pictures for reader purposes?

And this sounds like it could be pretty fun. Hopefully you get a lot of feedback.

[Harmless]

Yummri, this is a trend that somehow started for role calls. I blame bushranger myself.

Do dwarves see the world all stretched in the x dimension?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jason-owen-is-uks-only-dwarf-753527

this guy is a dwarf and he can bench press 360 pounds btw.

[Twilight]

Sorry, not sure how to embed text for the image on these boards, if it is possible.

Do dwarves see the world all stretched in the x dimension?

Dwarves are stretched in the x dimension.

Unfortunately I am have all the capability of an 8 year old in manipulating pictures.

[Potaje]

Will you be taking PM submissions?

[Twilight]

Yes, please PM me if interested.

[Inks]

Holy crud, a family of dwarves in the Rinth? Some Rinthers are soon gonna have a bad time.

Also hope you get a lot of submissions. This sounds awesome.

[Chettaman]

You are hilarious.
Best luck, my brutha.

[Barsook]

Still open?  And Chet, you have leet posts!