You know your sad/lame when

Started by Rogerthat, June 30, 2013, 07:33:44 AM

You get a boner from mudsex. Seriously. Lame.  :-[
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

Disagree.  It's like reading/writing erotica at the same time.  HAWT.


Quote from: Rogerthat on June 30, 2013, 07:33:44 AM
You get a boner from mudsex. Seriously. Lame.  :-[

Quote from: Mendel on June 30, 2013, 08:07:47 AM
Disagree.  It's like reading/writing erotica at the same time.  HAWT.

I'd say your boner is only lame if the session sucked.

You know you're lame if you consider stopping a session when they misspell.
You know you're a boss if you stop mid session and FTB the rest cause it's so bad.

:o
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Mudsex is for noobs. FTB is where it's at.

I will FTB the second we walk into a room.

Otherwise the following happens:

The tall man says, pulling down his leggings: "I'm going to make sex with you!"

The tall man says, with an excited expression as he nods over and over: "Lots of sex, and it will be good. Good sex. Umm...on the bed?"

The tall man, appearing confused: "Ahhh.....yeah, so good. Is it good for you? It's good for me...."

The slender woman says, ooc: "We can fade to black if you want. I actually would rather fade right now..."

"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

Quote from: Myhrrn on June 30, 2013, 10:00:42 AM
Mudsex is for noobs. FTB is where it's at.

Am I missing something? What is FTP?
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Quote from: slvrmoontiger on June 30, 2013, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: Myhrrn on June 30, 2013, 10:00:42 AM
Mudsex is for noobs. FTB is where it's at.

Am I missing something? What is FTP?

Flapping their boobs.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

Oh, I thought the content of the original post was going to be "...when you don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'."

:P
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.