Discussion of Changes to ArmageddonMUD

Started by Adhira, March 31, 2013, 01:34:50 PM

From now on, every pc templar will automatically shout "Hail Satan!" once every two hours, regardless of their status, including living, dead, asleep or knocked out.

Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 02:29:00 PM
Please refrain from cursing at me.  A simple 'flip' that or whatever else is much kinder.

You motherflipping bunghole ...

Quote from: Rogerthat on March 31, 2013, 02:31:05 PM
Maxid - Seeing you've only played since 09, ive been at it since 03 or something around there. If you were to take away what the game is and change it to roleplay only when the game is already an awesome game and people can adapt to how it is now, this is Armageddon. Not some bull crap little game. I play Arm because its unique, you don't like how it is now, leave. If they change I bet people will leave.

I'm sorry, you haven't done anything except another appeal to tradition.  Please point out specific flaws with this change.

Also: I've been playing since 02, this is a different gdb account due to a forgotten password.

Quote from: Kismetic on March 31, 2013, 02:41:29 PM
Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 02:29:00 PM
Please refrain from cursing at me.  A simple 'flip' that or whatever else is much kinder.

You motherflipping bunghole ...

Thank you.  See how easy and pleasant that is?  That's the new face of the game that I'm so excited about.

I actually like all of the proposed changes except the family friendly PG stuff at the top. I want to believe that part is the joke, but the rest is real.


  • Limiting new accounts to human is fine. I say go a step further and make dwarf require 1 karma. Elf isn't so bad, since the racial barriers are severe enough that you can't play an elf like a tall, fast human if you tried.
  • An OOC channel in the game for newbies and helpers is fine. Give people the option to toggle it off, and make it automatically disabled for people with 1+ karma who have not been flagged as helpers.
  • Staff plots? Why not?
  • Sdesc adjustment? Sure, it can be tweaked.
  • I hate the clan forums and wish clan rumor boards were used, so I really like that one.

Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 02:40:20 PM
Quote from: Kalai on March 31, 2013, 02:38:52 PM

Great! I'll bring the whips.  ;)

Once we're married, certainly.  I assume you understand that 'respecting (my/your) sexual boundaries' is a thing you also support, as the Golden Rule does.

Oh my! Marriage?  :-[ I don't know what to say maxid, this is so sudden ...

Quote from: Kalai on March 31, 2013, 02:43:15 PM
Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 02:40:20 PM
Quote from: Kalai on March 31, 2013, 02:38:52 PM

Great! I'll bring the whips.  ;)

Once we're married, certainly.  I assume you understand that 'respecting (my/your) sexual boundaries' is a thing you also support, as the Golden Rule does.

Oh my! Marriage?  :-[ I don't know what to say maxid, this is so sudden ...

We can date first if you want.   :-*


Quote from: Iiyola on March 31, 2013, 02:07:51 PM
Can we also get rid of

-Lanky
-Slender
-Sinewy

It's been used too much and is HARDLY original anymore.

Just accuse anyone with these in their sdesc of being breeds. Not nearly enough accusations of apparent humans having elven parentage in the game.

I have learned that one can, in fact, typo to death.

Quote from: KismeticTuluk is not Inception, the text experience.

Quote from: hyzhenhok on March 31, 2013, 02:42:50 PM
I actually like all of the proposed changes except the family friendly PG stuff at the top. I want to believe that part is the joke, but the rest is real.


  • Limiting new accounts to human is fine. I say go a step further and make dwarf require 1 karma. Elf isn't so bad, since the racial barriers are severe enough that you can't play an elf like a tall, fast human if you tried.
  • An OOC channel in the game for newbies and helpers is fine. Give people the option to toggle it off, and make it automatically disabled for people with 1+ karma who have not been flagged as helpers.
  • Staff plots? Why not?
  • Sdesc adjustment? Sure, it can be tweaked.
  • I hate the clan forums and wish clan rumor boards were used, so I really like that one.

Ok, I like the staff plots.
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died

QuotePG Definition -- "Parental Guidance Suggested. Some Material May Not Be Suitable For Children": The Rating Board applies this rating when the members believe the film contains themes or content that parents may find inappropriate for younger children. The film can contain some profanity, violence or brief nudity, but only in relatively mild intensity. A PG film should not include drug use.

But what does this have to do with Armageddon MUD?

Quote from: hyzhenhok on March 31, 2013, 02:42:50 PM
I actually like all of the proposed changes except the family friendly PG stuff at the top. I want to believe that part is the joke, but the rest is real.


  • Limiting new accounts to human is fine. I say go a step further and make dwarf require 1 karma. Elf isn't so bad, since the racial barriers are severe enough that you can't play an elf like a tall, fast human if you tried.
  • An OOC channel in the game for newbies and helpers is fine. Give people the option to toggle it off, and make it automatically disabled for people with 1+ karma who have not been flagged as helpers.
  • Staff plots? Why not?
  • I hate the clan forums and wish clan rumor boards were used, so I really like that one.

+1 to the suggestions there
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Quote from: Sephiroto on March 31, 2013, 03:04:14 PM
QuotePG Definition -- "Parental Guidance Suggested. Some Material May Not Be Suitable For Children": The Rating Board applies this rating when the members believe the film contains themes or content that parents may find inappropriate for younger children. The film can contain some profanity, violence or brief nudity, but only in relatively mild intensity. A PG film should not include drug use.

But what does this have to do with Armageddon MUD?

It is the new direction of the MUD.  So get used to it.

I for one welcome our new Soccer Mom overlords.
Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.

Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 02:41:39 PM

Also: I've been playing since 02, this is a different gdb account due to a forgotten password.


Wow. An April fool's joke eleven years in the making. Well done, staff.
Quote from: Scarecrow on February 21, 2014, 04:45:46 PMIn Zalanthas, people don't dig graves with shovels, they dig them with their own tongues.

Quote from: Kevo on March 31, 2013, 03:25:30 PM
Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 02:41:39 PM

Also: I've been playing since 02, this is a different gdb account due to a forgotten password.


Wow. An April fool's joke eleven years in the making. Well done, staff.

Ad hominems now?

We've seen a lot of players trying to make "fair elven maidens" and "insatiable brutes" over the past few weeks.  It really has gotten to the point where it's difficult to explain to them why this isn't exactly acceptable, even though the sdesc words are allowed.  This is just the natural next step to help out those new players.

As for the roleplaying PG guidelines, this really isn't too different from how things are in Tuluk right now.  None of this is allowed in public (violence and brutality, that is) and it happens behind the scenes.  Moving that sort of thing to the virtual atmosphere is not too far from that.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Wait, are you saying I can't use grown-up words and situations?  That's for real?

Quote from: Kismetic on March 31, 2013, 03:29:45 PM
Wait, are you saying I can't use grown-up words and situations?

You cannot use -inappropriate- words and situations.  Adults do not speak like teenagers with potty mouths.


You know what. I voted for Armageddon on TMS and TMC because I wanted to bring new players to experience the best mud out there. But now that I see what effect new players have had, I see that this is no longer the MUD I voted three times a day for. Therefore, I am hereby ceasing to vote for Armageddon on TMS and TMC.

Armageddon players,

I for one will not stand for this. How dare ye, oh overlords of our roleplay, abuse our personal rights to dirty shaft and quivering emotes! I call ye old timer, responsible, mature, creative mudsexers to stand with me, rest with me, sit with me, change ldesc with me! Our emotes will not be semote! You will notice: our emotes!

We will mudsex on the shores of the Silt Sea! In the apartments! In the curtained off rooms in the Tembo's Tooth! In the Void!

Together, we will overcome!
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Gosh...
Is it not a joke?

Disney bought out Armageddon!

It has to be a joke.  Has to.

Quote from: Is Friday on March 31, 2013, 03:33:32 PM
Armageddon players,

I for one will not stand for this. How dare ye, oh overlords of our roleplay, abuse our personal rights to dirty shaft and quivering emotes! I call ye old timer, responsible, mature, creative mudsexers to stand with me, rest with me, sit with me, change ldesc with me! Our emotes will not be semote! You will notice: our emotes!

We will mudsex on the shores of the Silt Sea!

Together, we will overcome!

It is bad enough that I, a pastor, have to deal with the misappropriation of the cross, Jesus' holy symbol of death and salvation, as a symbol of the oppressive brutality of Allanak.  Now you are going to ignore staff and break the rules in the name of smut.  I, for one, look forward to your ban Is Friday.

Quote from: maxid on March 31, 2013, 03:35:34 PM
Quote from: Is Friday on March 31, 2013, 03:33:32 PM
Armageddon players,

I for one will not stand for this. How dare ye, oh overlords of our roleplay, abuse our personal rights to dirty shaft and quivering emotes! I call ye old timer, responsible, mature, creative mudsexers to stand with me, rest with me, sit with me, change ldesc with me! Our emotes will not be semote! You will notice: our emotes!

We will mudsex on the shores of the Silt Sea!

Together, we will overcome!

It is bad enough that I, a pastor, have to deal with the misappropriation of the cross, Jesus' holy symbol of death and salvation, as a symbol of the oppressive brutality of Allanak.  Now you are going to ignore staff and break the rules in the name of smut.  I, for one, look forward to your ban Is Friday.

Seriously?

Allanak Rocks!

I like to see more support for player plots with staff plotlines, myself!