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Started by BoogtehWoog, January 13, 2013, 11:10:30 AM

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January 13, 2013, 11:10:30 AM
Good day, everyone!

My character was recently approved and I just registered this forum account. Just wanted to say I look forward to interacting with you all. I've known of this place for years now and even had accounts in the past, but I never actually ended up playing for whatever reason. I hope to change that this time and become a good member of your community. :)
Steam ID - BoogtehWoog
January 13, 2013, 12:10:51 PM #1
Welcome and can I haz your boots.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
January 13, 2013, 12:13:16 PM #2
Welcome. Always nice to have new faces.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
January 13, 2013, 12:14:11 PM #3
Boog's kids sure grow up fast  :D

Welcome to Armageddon!
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January 13, 2013, 12:16:31 PM #4
Quote from: Marc on January 13, 2013, 12:14:11 PM
Boog's kids sure grow up fast  :D

Welcome to Armageddon!

I was gonna say, I don't remember having one old enough to play Arm... ;)
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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There is only one boog.
January 13, 2013, 01:05:13 PM #5
     Welcome to the sandbox!  Enjoy your time here, and don't mind the bodies clutter . . .
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

- Eleanor Roosevelt
January 13, 2013, 01:19:17 PM #6
There should be some kind of inspirational speech we give all newbies...

"Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, wagons from here will join others from around the Known World, and you will be launching the largest ground battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty mutations any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 173rd day of the Ascending Sun, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist and should we win the day, the 173rd day of the Ascending Sun will no longer be known as a Tuluki holiday, but as the day when the Known declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive.' Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Hmmm. Okay... maybe not.

I am fighting the urge to quote Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" to warn you against the addiction but I'd rather you be in the throngs with the rest of us.

Welcome to Armageddon!
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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January 13, 2013, 02:19:46 PM #7
Quote from: Starship Troopers (movie - 1997)It's an ugly planet; a Bug planet. A planet hostile to life as we know it.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
January 13, 2013, 02:34:18 PM #8
Welcome :)

And don't trust people like me
January 13, 2013, 03:51:04 PM #9
Welcome, we have a friendly group of helpers available for online chat. Make use of them!!

http://www.armageddon.org/intro/helpers.php

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January 13, 2013, 04:29:18 PM #10
Oooh. Welcome! I'll be seeing you in a few hours after I take your boots.  ;D

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See, isn't that cool? The staff love me so much they put my picture in the game menu.
Choppin muthafuckaz up with mandibles since 1995.
January 13, 2013, 04:45:50 PM #11
more like your moms picture ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
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January 13, 2013, 04:59:31 PM #12
Quote from: Zoan on January 13, 2013, 04:45:50 PM
more like your moms picture ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh, well yeah, it was taken right after she ate your dad's head off.  :P

Now welcome the new player like a good little boot-sitter.  ;) <3 ya Zoany-poo.
Choppin muthafuckaz up with mandibles since 1995.
January 13, 2013, 05:03:25 PM #13
GREETINGS MORSEL
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January 13, 2013, 06:37:36 PM #14
Quote from: Case on January 13, 2013, 02:34:18 PM
And don't trust people like me

She's right, you know.
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January 13, 2013, 10:46:15 PM #15
Welcome to Zalanthas. Don't trust the elves.
January 14, 2013, 01:16:22 AM #16
Zalanthas is like Shangri-la. After you hear that *beep*, it's all you want to do to get back in.
Fear is the mind-killer.
January 14, 2013, 08:11:29 AM #17
Quote from: BoogtehWoog on January 13, 2013, 11:10:30 AM
Good day, everyone!

My character was recently approved and I just registered this forum account. Just wanted to say I look forward to interacting with you all. I've known of this place for years now and even had accounts in the past, but I never actually ended up playing for whatever reason. I hope to change that this time and become a good member of your community. :)

Don't be afraid of mistakes.
Backstab is actually the only dialog option an assassin has.
January 14, 2013, 11:22:47 AM #18
Welcome! I hope you stick with it  ;D promise it gets easier ;)
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Looking northward, the rugged, stubble-bearded templar asks you, in sirihish:
     "Well... I think it worked...?"
January 14, 2013, 12:27:08 PM #19
Welcome to Zalanthas. Don't trust the roundears or any one else for that matter. Keep your boots, but drop that pack!
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."
January 14, 2013, 01:13:36 PM #20
Don't listen to all these people, you can trust me.

Lemme hold on to those boots, eh?
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