On the "githmas feces"...

[anvilsmith]

Ldesc: "A bloodied crusty hunk of holiday feces is here festively decorating the githmas tree."

"
It's dark, nearly black, and looks like inix feces.  Oddly, you can
clearly tell it's quite festive and puts you in holiday cheer
bringing good to all.  Merry Githmas, from your Zalanthian
Githmas feces! 
It is stained with blood.
"

...I think there are less disgusting ways to handle Christmas parodies.

[Iiyola]

I think this is the zalanthan cole version.

[RogueGunslinger]

You insult our mighty overlord, Olgaris.

[Ender]

MAH DELICATE SENSIBILITIES ARGH!!

[ghostymudy]

There's echos for when mounts crap.

This kind of shit happens all the time. Literally.

[Chettaman]

Was I the only one who ate it?

[Cind]

I was impressed with the creativity it took to come up with the feces actually.

[Desertman]

Ldesc: "A bloodied crusty hunk of holiday feces is here festively decorating the githmas tree."

"
It's dark, nearly black, and looks like inix feces.  Oddly, you can
clearly tell it's quite festive and puts you in holiday cheer
bringing good to all.  Merry Githmas, from your Zalanthian
Githmas feces! 
It is stained with blood.
"

...I think there are less disgusting ways to handle Christmas parodies.

Armageddon. One part murder. One part corruption. One part betrayal. One part scatological humor.

Welcome to the playground Charlie Brown.

[Wug]

Something like this is better sent in as a staff complaint on the request tool.