The War on Dungs

[Chettaman]

I am a firm believer in dung superiority.
We should be able to brawl in any room a mound of dung is present.

[hyzhenhok]

Absolutely.

[Harmless]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm? 

[hyzhenhok]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm? 

Dung is valuable to dung sweepers. There is a limited supply of public dung that needs sweeping, and you only get paid by how much you sweep. But right now there is no room for competition between dung sweepers if there are two PCs trying to sweep the same pile. It's a race to see who can get lucky with >use shovel dung and who is the fastest at entering >get dung. It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

[Patuk]

Drop dung; hit templar

[Synthesis]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm? 

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

[MeTekillot]

As if dung sweepers make enough money to actually feed themselves, let alone hire muscle.

[Malken]

As if dung sweepers make enough money to actually feed themselves, let alone hire muscle.

I always make a small fortune playing dung sweepers in Tuluk because it seems like 99% of the population is too upper class to deal with it, so you always have mountains of poop available to you.

[RogueGunslinger]

Reminds me of  a players first experience with having a high watch/scan skill.





"There's shit... There's shit everywhere."

[Synthesis]

As if dung sweepers make enough money to actually feed themselves, let alone hire muscle.

Anyone who's muscley enough to be hired muscle probably doesn't need to be paid in the first place.  At that point, it's for shits and giggles.  Being a dung-sweeper, you've already got half that bill covered.

[hyzhenhok]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm? 

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

And the thug arrives. And can't do anything without breaking the law.

So the point remains.

[Synthesis]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm? 

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

And the thug arrives. And can't do anything without breaking the law.

So the point remains.

lawl

[Malken]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm? 

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

And the thug arrives. And can't do anything without breaking the law.

So the point remains.

Except now you have three guys and a pile of dung.

It has suddenly turned into a HRPT.

[hyzhenhok]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm?  

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

And the thug arrives. And can't do anything without breaking the law.

So the point remains.

lawl

I know you're a vet and know the game better than anyone besides X-D, but kindly explain how the thug is going to do what the dung sweeper cannot. Please. I want to hear it. Shower us with your knowledge.

[Maso]

You should be able to brawl everywhere. I always found it a bit...bemusing...that in such a harsh, gritty world with such a distinct class system...that the military cares so much about bickering commoners.

[Synthesis]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm?  

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

And the thug arrives. And can't do anything without breaking the law.

So the point remains.

lawl

I know you're a vet and know the game better than anyone besides X-D, but kindly explain how the thug is going to do what the dung sweeper cannot. Please. I want to hear it. Shower us with your knowledge.

> shadow 2.sweeper

> sap sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> sneak

> hide

> n

[hyzhenhok]

Another "code my fetish" request, hmm?  

It'd be sweet if there was a way dung sweepers could bully one another and establish turf.

> contact thug

And the thug arrives. And can't do anything without breaking the law.

So the point remains.

lawl

I know you're a vet and know the game better than anyone besides X-D, but kindly explain how the thug is going to do what the dung sweeper cannot. Please. I want to hear it. Shower us with your knowledge.

> shadow 2.sweeper

> sap sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> steal . sweeper

> sneak

> hide

> n

I know you're a vet and know the game better than anyone besides X-D, but kindly explain how the thug is going to do what the dung sweeper cannot. Please. I want to hear it. Shower us with your knowledge.

[Synthesis]

Okay, now you're just being dense.

[Malifaxis]

Okay, now you're just being dense.

Oh, I see you've met Hyzhenhok.

[hyzhenhok]

Okay, now you're just being dense.

And you're being a troll.

Could it possibly be that someone posting asking for brawling over dung piles is already aware that there are violent, criminal solutions to the problem? And would like a slightly more realistic option for scrapping over 30 'sid worth of poop? Sure, it'd be sweet if we could have Guild-sponsored sweepers ruling it over independents and threatening them with ninja assassins. But it'd also be sweet if we could just have low class gutter rats smacking each other with dung-covered shovels without getting instagibbed by soldiers.

[Synthesis]

 

[hyzhenhok]

But yes. I am dense.

[Malifaxis]

Aaaaaand... scene.

[Tuannon]

There are vnpc brawls over poop in a certain portion of the world. Not sure how it's that far fetched to have two PCs argue over poopsmithing rights.

[Nyr]

I doubt we will update brawl code just for generic fights in front of mounds of shit.  If it's important to you to fight over poop, have the law on your side, or be prepared to break the law.