The ultimate focus

Started by Iiyola, June 29, 2012, 03:38:47 AM

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September 06, 2012, 03:26:27 AM #75
Quote from: AdamBlue on September 06, 2012, 02:48:02 AM
Guild:Warrior/Mercenary
Focus: Become a gladiator and masturbate in front of the entirety of Allanak mid-battle and finish both the fight and the fun times.
Talk about multitasking.
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness
September 10, 2012, 01:54:52 PM #76
Quote from: Bast on August 30, 2012, 12:15:14 AM
I know killing people is often part of the game but I try to never start a pc with killing others and ruining their fun in mind.

How about this one then:

Guild: Warrior/Thug
Focus: Figure out how to breed muls without magic
... by testing it on human women.
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
September 10, 2012, 02:33:47 PM #77
Quote from: SMuz on September 10, 2012, 01:54:52 PM
Quote from: Bast on August 30, 2012, 12:15:14 AM
I know killing people is often part of the game but I try to never start a pc with killing others and ruining their fun in mind.

How about this one then:

Guild: Warrior/Thug
Focus: Figure out how to breed muls without magic
... by testing it on human women.

::cringe::
I've seen consenting human/dwarf couples before. That shit ain't cute.
September 10, 2012, 03:33:05 PM #78
Quote from: Kaineus on September 10, 2012, 02:33:47 PM
Quote from: SMuz on September 10, 2012, 01:54:52 PM
Quote from: Bast on August 30, 2012, 12:15:14 AM
I know killing people is often part of the game but I try to never start a pc with killing others and ruining their fun in mind.

How about this one then:

Guild: Warrior/Thug
Focus: Figure out how to breed muls without magic
... by testing it on human women.

::cringe::
I've seen consenting human/dwarf couples before. That shit ain't cute.

I can't help but wonder how the human side can stand it. I'm imagining if the dwarf is doing it, it's got to be focus related, because I can't conceive of a dwarf finding a human woman sexually appealing when they're so scrawny and hairy.
Quote from: Wug
No one on staff is just waiting for the opportunity to get revenge on someone who killed one of their characters years ago.

Except me. I remember every death. And I am coming for you bastards.
September 10, 2012, 06:15:52 PM #79
Guild: Pickpocket/thug
Focus: To dream the impossible dream.


I'm pickpocket because I will have to knock people out to watch them dream and see if I can learn from that.
:-)
September 30, 2012, 07:34:48 PM #80
Quote from: kayza on September 10, 2012, 06:15:52 PM
Guild: Pickpocket/thug
Focus: To dream the impossible dream.


I'm pickpocket because I will have to knock people out to watch them dream and see if I can learn from that.

But... to see the dream...

guild_psionicist???
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.
October 06, 2012, 11:10:42 AM #81
Quote from: evilcabbage on September 30, 2012, 07:34:48 PM
Quote from: kayza on September 10, 2012, 06:15:52 PM
Guild: Pickpocket/thug
Focus: To dream the impossible dream.


I'm pickpocket because I will have to knock people out to watch them dream and see if I can learn from that.

But... to see the dream...

guild_psionicist???

That guild is human only. :(

guild: sorcerer
focus: become a psionicist
October 07, 2012, 12:47:10 PM #82
Race:Dwarf
Guild:Sorceror
Focus:To be become a pickpocket.
Peering into the darkness, your voice uncertain, you say, in sirihish:
     "You be wary, you lot. It ain' I who's locked 'p here with yeh. it's the whol
e bunch of youse that's locked down here with meh."
October 12, 2012, 05:25:50 PM #83
Point: Anywhere
Guild: Pickpocket or merchant
Focus: Kill 1000 sentient beings.

Anyone who demonstrates the ability to speak or understand language and to plan and think is game. You could get some Byn training, and then get discharged due to low ability for a dwarf (you might have been actually a decent sort and hoped you'd stay in and rack up gith kills instead) and then begin raiding and also calculating vnpcs into your bios and emote taking completely random bodies to Meleth's circle and/or emote cleaning up blood in apartments and curtained booths. What would be fun for me in doing this would be how this sort of warps the dwarf's interactions with, basically, everyone. A deep-set dedication to getting the opportunity to kill anyone who isn't dead? Yep.

Would be even better, if the dwarf has a focus before this one which was a safe type, which they were at the end of completing, long enough for people to think they were at least safe to be around in taverns, before taking on this one.
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October 23, 2012, 02:41:48 PM #84
I played a dwarf sorcerer around 1997 who's focus was to break into Tek's tower.

I then stood on dragon's way and stared at the tower all day long, then do other crap at night.

One day a templar walked by.  "What are you doing?"

me, "It's beautiful, isnt it?"

templar looks up at the tower, "Yes I suppose it is", walks off.

One of my favorite moments in the game oddly enough.
October 25, 2012, 08:37:05 AM #85
Quote from: tarkas on October 23, 2012, 02:41:48 PM
I played a dwarf sorcerer around 1997 who's focus was to break into Tek's tower.

I then stood on dragon's way and stared at the tower all day long, then do other crap at night.

One day a templar walked by.  "What are you doing?"

me, "It's beautiful, isnt it?"

templar looks up at the tower, "Yes I suppose it is", walks off.

One of my favorite moments in the game oddly enough.

That templar was jealous because it wasn't his tower. All Templars really hate and fear Tek and do not trust him at all. And with good reason:  He doesn't fucking trust them <.<

Guild: Merchant/Tailor

Focus:  Discover ancient magical texts, became an almighty sorcerer, and show Tek who's boss.

Fallacy: Reading.

Sub-focus: Learn to read.

Sub-sub-focus: Find someone who can read

Sub-sub-sub-focus: Make sure they are trustworthy as a person.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.
October 31, 2012, 05:19:23 AM #86
Focus: To codedly poop
Quote from: Wug on August 28, 2013, 05:59:06 AM
Vennant doesn't appear to age because he serves drinks at the speed of light. Now you know why there's no delay on the buy code in the Gaj.
October 31, 2012, 05:53:15 PM #87
The scarred, ripply-muscled dwarf is squatting here, crafting a poo.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.
November 25, 2012, 03:29:43 PM #88
Quote from: Scarecrow on October 31, 2012, 05:53:15 PM
The scarred, ripply-muscled dwarf is squatting here, crafting a poo.

I'm ashamed to admit this made me laugh out loud.
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