Armageddon Valentines Day

Started by Fathi, February 14, 2012, 01:44:24 AM

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February 14, 2012, 01:44:24 AM
This one's for all you single pleasure slaves out there...

And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
February 14, 2012, 01:51:43 AM #1
February 14, 2012, 01:54:18 AM #2
omg <3
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.
February 14, 2012, 01:58:14 AM #3 Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:03:00 AM by Gunnerblaster
I made my own meme but now it will only let me link it :(

Fail.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 14, 2012, 02:01:50 AM #4
Quote from: Gunnerblaster on February 14, 2012, 01:58:14 AM
I made my own meme but now it will only let me link it :(

Fail.

Rehost it on imgur.com


February 14, 2012, 02:09:00 AM #5
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
February 14, 2012, 02:24:00 AM #6
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
February 14, 2012, 02:57:44 AM #7


How to:

1: search google for Dark Sun images!

2: think of something witty (or not)

3: put it together with http://wigflip.com/roflbot or whatever

4: show the world that you're a strong armer who don't need no man
February 14, 2012, 03:03:06 AM #8
This is brilliant. :p
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
February 14, 2012, 04:06:37 AM #9


A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.
February 14, 2012, 04:20:55 AM #10

February 14, 2012, 04:22:40 AM #11
And I am catching up, and I am seeing red
How about I prove I'm right and raise it overhead?
February 14, 2012, 06:39:42 AM #12
OMG for all of them.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
February 14, 2012, 06:56:57 AM #13


Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.
February 14, 2012, 07:02:36 AM #14 Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 07:05:44 AM by Yam
February 14, 2012, 08:50:39 AM #15
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2012, 08:58:01 AM #16
February 14, 2012, 09:02:21 AM #17
We have pages and pages of armageddon-submitted artwork.  I WILL PLUNDER THE TROVE.

Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2012, 09:07:44 AM #18
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2012, 09:34:28 AM #19
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
February 14, 2012, 11:03:00 AM #20
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
~ Doug Larson

"I tried regular hot sauce, but it just wasn't doing the trick, so I started blasting my huevos with BEAR MACE."
~Synthesis
February 14, 2012, 12:00:44 PM #21
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.
February 14, 2012, 12:02:32 PM #22
February 14, 2012, 12:58:27 PM #23
February 14, 2012, 12:59:03 PM #24
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.
February 14, 2012, 01:11:07 PM #25
February 14, 2012, 01:17:13 PM #26
February 14, 2012, 01:25:21 PM #27


Mantis Cupid  ;D
February 14, 2012, 01:37:44 PM #28


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February 14, 2012, 01:44:46 PM #29






A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.
February 14, 2012, 02:15:38 PM #30
February 14, 2012, 02:18:01 PM #31
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.
February 14, 2012, 02:20:30 PM #32
February 14, 2012, 02:25:13 PM #33
These all crack me up so much. You guys are awesome.
Quote from: Decameron on September 16, 2010, 04:47:50 PM
Character: "I've been working on building a new barracks for some tim-"
NPC: "Yeah, that fell through, sucks but YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIREEE!! FIRE-KANKS!!"
February 14, 2012, 02:33:29 PM #34 Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:35:28 PM by boog

Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.
February 14, 2012, 02:47:26 PM #35
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2012, 05:02:15 PM #36
February 14, 2012, 05:41:44 PM #37
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
February 14, 2012, 06:02:07 PM #38
LOL I love this thread ...It almost makes up for my boyfriend having to work late tonight  ???
The sound of a thunderous explosion tears through the air and blasts waves of pressure ripple through the ground.

Looking northward, the rugged, stubble-bearded templar asks you, in sirihish:
     "Well... I think it worked...?"
February 14, 2012, 06:13:19 PM #39
Quote from: Rhyden on February 14, 2012, 05:02:15 PM



... Heh heh heh heh heh heh... I like this one.
February 14, 2012, 11:53:41 PM #40
February 15, 2012, 06:31:40 AM #41
omfg this is the best.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
February 15, 2012, 07:16:43 PM #42
February 15, 2012, 07:18:13 PM #43
Those quads are Absolutely Incredible
February 15, 2012, 07:20:59 PM #44
Is that a Half-giant?
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
February 15, 2012, 08:25:38 PM #45
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously
February 16, 2012, 08:55:23 AM #46
This is my new favorite thread.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
February 16, 2012, 11:57:40 PM #47
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
February 17, 2012, 05:17:07 AM #48
February 23, 2012, 10:43:09 PM #49
February 12, 2014, 04:16:26 PM #50
What are some Zalanthan-style Valentine's wishes you could offer?

You had me at rough circle.

Cute turtle backpack.



I know we had some of these before... but my rudimentary search reveals NOTHING. NOTHING.
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.
February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM #51
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 12, 2014, 04:19:26 PM #52
Quote from: Nyr on February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.

And I did.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 12, 2014, 04:40:08 PM #53
The heart of your worst enemy on a steel plate, garnished with ginka sauce.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.
February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM #54
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."
February 12, 2014, 05:41:39 PM #55
Quote from: Delirium on February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."



I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM #56
Byn Bromances


February 12, 2014, 06:07:17 PM #57
Roses are red
Kalans are blue
Here's all my clothes
But if you want my boots you're going to have to fucking come and take them
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.
February 12, 2014, 08:57:10 PM #58
February 12, 2014, 09:15:24 PM #59
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 15, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

+1 girlfriend

Quote from: Kronibas on February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM
Byn Bromances




perfection
Useful tips: Commands |  |Storytelling:  1  2
February 12, 2014, 10:07:03 PM #60
Because I have to.

Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.
February 13, 2014, 12:23:15 AM #61
This is why I wake up in the morning.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors
February 13, 2014, 01:46:35 AM #62


Not ARM-related but equally amusing :D
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 13, 2014, 07:58:01 AM #63

Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
February 13, 2014, 01:32:17 PM #64


For all you twincest lovers out there....




From the Kryl Queen:


Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
February 13, 2014, 04:09:11 PM #65
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness
February 13, 2014, 04:52:44 PM #66
Her face is soooooooooo creepy on the second verse of that poem....
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.
February 13, 2014, 07:38:29 PM #67
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.
February 13, 2014, 07:51:34 PM #68
Awesome new ones!
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
February 14, 2014, 10:22:09 AM #69
Hey, these should be Armageddon Valentines Day things, not generic/funny Valentine's day things.

For posterity's sake, reposting Case's work:

Quote from: Case on February 14, 2012, 04:20:55 AM

Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 10:25:39 AM #70




Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM #71




Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 11:04:44 AM #72


Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 11:09:01 AM #73
Quote from: Nyr on February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM


Oh my God!
* ShaLeah laughed, laughingly.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
February 14, 2014, 11:11:34 AM #74
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 11:29:23 AM #75 Last Edit: February 14, 2018, 11:13:51 AM by Delirium


Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
February 14, 2014, 12:03:54 PM #76
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.
February 15, 2014, 01:33:28 AM #77




Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.
February 14, 2018, 11:11:21 AM #78
The memes using Briar's artwork were removed upon request.

Feel free to repost with different artwork!
February 14, 2018, 02:19:24 PM #79


To show my love, I'm going to give one of you the gift of a new character today. Happy Valentine's Day!
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