Armageddon Valentines Day

Started by Fathi, February 14, 2012, 01:44:24 AM

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February 12, 2014, 04:16:26 PM #50
What are some Zalanthan-style Valentine's wishes you could offer?

You had me at rough circle.

Cute turtle backpack.



I know we had some of these before... but my rudimentary search reveals NOTHING. NOTHING.
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.
February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM #51
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 12, 2014, 04:19:26 PM #52
Quote from: Nyr on February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.

And I did.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 12, 2014, 04:40:08 PM #53
The heart of your worst enemy on a steel plate, garnished with ginka sauce.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.
February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM #54
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."
February 12, 2014, 05:41:39 PM #55
Quote from: Delirium on February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."



I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM #56
Byn Bromances


February 12, 2014, 06:07:17 PM #57
Roses are red
Kalans are blue
Here's all my clothes
But if you want my boots you're going to have to fucking come and take them
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.
February 12, 2014, 08:57:10 PM #58
February 12, 2014, 09:15:24 PM #59
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 15, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

+1 girlfriend

Quote from: Kronibas on February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM
Byn Bromances




perfection
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February 12, 2014, 10:07:03 PM #60
Because I have to.

Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.
February 13, 2014, 12:23:15 AM #61
This is why I wake up in the morning.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors
February 13, 2014, 01:46:35 AM #62


Not ARM-related but equally amusing :D
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 13, 2014, 07:58:01 AM #63

Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
February 13, 2014, 01:32:17 PM #64


For all you twincest lovers out there....




From the Kryl Queen:


Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
February 13, 2014, 04:09:11 PM #65
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness
February 13, 2014, 04:52:44 PM #66
Her face is soooooooooo creepy on the second verse of that poem....
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.
February 13, 2014, 07:38:29 PM #67
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.
February 13, 2014, 07:51:34 PM #68
Awesome new ones!
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points
February 14, 2014, 10:22:09 AM #69
Hey, these should be Armageddon Valentines Day things, not generic/funny Valentine's day things.

For posterity's sake, reposting Case's work:

Quote from: Case on February 14, 2012, 04:20:55 AM

Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 10:25:39 AM #70




Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM #71




Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 11:04:44 AM #72


Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
February 14, 2014, 11:09:01 AM #73
Quote from: Nyr on February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM


Oh my God!
* ShaLeah laughed, laughingly.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
February 14, 2014, 11:11:34 AM #74
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
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