The New Staff thread

Started by Jdr, May 06, 2011, 08:31:57 PM

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May 06, 2011, 08:31:57 PM
HELLO NEW STAFFIES. I love you all for making the time to operate this game, and I pity you for all the mudsex you will undoubtedly endure.

;D
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May 06, 2011, 08:42:10 PM #1
*waves*

Hello new staffers. Thanks in advance for the cool stuff you'll put together and violent deaths you'll witness.
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May 06, 2011, 08:59:28 PM #2
Tutu's.

Lawl
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May 06, 2011, 09:34:01 PM #3
Hello, new staffers :)
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May 06, 2011, 09:43:32 PM #4
Quote from: BleakOne on May 06, 2011, 08:42:10 PM
Thanks in advance for the cool stuff you'll put together and violent deaths you'll witness.

Keep in mind that, technically, someone that causes a violent death and watches it is a kind of witness...  :o

Hello new staff members!
May 06, 2011, 09:49:12 PM #5
Tutu, Salami, and Weleda.

So - this chunk of dried spiced beef, wearing a ballerina skirt and covered in organic moisturizer, walks into a bar...

Welcome!
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May 07, 2011, 12:55:04 AM #6
Thanks for being willing to put your time and effort into the game to make it better for the rest of us.   :D  Don't burn out!
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
May 07, 2011, 01:57:57 AM #7
Welcome.
May 07, 2011, 02:00:35 AM #8
I'm not going to make any jokes about how good salami is on bread, or how dancers wear tutus, or how weleda is good on the skin.

... A ballerina, a deli cook, and a beauty salon expert walk into a bar...

H and welcome!
May 07, 2011, 02:01:06 AM #9
Oh neat. New ones.
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May 07, 2011, 02:04:43 AM #10
Now I've got to slaughter additional people to maintain my brain sacrifice quota
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May 07, 2011, 02:29:15 AM #11
was really excited when I thought we had a staffer called 'zelda'

...still excited
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May 07, 2011, 06:50:20 AM #12
*obligatory brainz joke here*
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May 07, 2011, 09:55:23 AM #13
Hey new guys. (though you probably weren't so new)
DO PUSH UPS, YOU!
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May 07, 2011, 01:05:42 PM #14
I was thinking their names sounded more like United Nations delegates.
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May 07, 2011, 01:19:10 PM #15
Good luck, have fun and don't take any shit.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
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May 07, 2011, 01:33:55 PM #16
Quote from: Barzalene on May 07, 2011, 01:19:10 PM
Good luck, have fun and don't take any a shit on us.

ftfy
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May 07, 2011, 01:43:51 PM #17
Reiloth:
Quote from: Barzalene on Today at 12:19:10 PM

Good luck, have fun and don't take any a shit on us.


ftfy


Are you sure? Want a second try?
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 07, 2011, 01:57:41 PM #18
Quote from: Jdr on May 06, 2011, 08:31:57 PM
I love you all for making the time to operate this game, and I pity you for all the mudsex you will undoubtedly endure.

And vice versa  ;)
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May 07, 2011, 02:08:39 PM #19
Quote from: Barzalene on May 07, 2011, 01:43:51 PM
Reiloth:
Quote from: Barzalene on Today at 12:19:10 PM

Good luck, have fun and don't take any a shit on us.


ftfy


Are you sure? Want a second try?

Uh...?  ???  ???  ???
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
May 07, 2011, 02:09:15 PM #20
Quote from: Barzalene on May 07, 2011, 01:43:51 PM
Reiloth:
Quote from: Barzalene on Today at 12:19:10 PM

Good luck, have fun and don't take any a shit on us.


ftfy


Are you sure? Want a second try?

(I don't think your mobile phone can see the scratch out on any)
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
May 07, 2011, 02:23:00 PM #21
Oh!
Never mind!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 07, 2011, 02:25:40 PM #22
Welcome new staff. Now you get to find out how boring my chars are.
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May 07, 2011, 03:39:14 PM #23
Quote from: Thunkkin on May 07, 2011, 02:25:40 PM
Welcome new staff. Now you get to find out how boring my chars are.

Welcome, new staff. Don't pay any attention to him, he's trying to fool you so he can keep his awesome to himself. And his brainz.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 08, 2011, 06:48:26 PM #24
IM GONNA GRIEF YOU SCRUBS OFF THE GAME
May 08, 2011, 07:00:04 PM #25
Fresh meat~
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May 08, 2011, 07:06:55 PM #26
IM GONNA GRIEF YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS OFF THE GAME, SCRUBLORD
May 08, 2011, 07:19:39 PM #27
Welcome!

Good luck and thanks for volunteering!
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