What's with all of you and Mudsex?

Started by Zerero, April 21, 2011, 05:43:28 PM

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April 21, 2011, 05:43:28 PM
I hear a comment about mudsex at least once every topic...is there one or two of you obsessed with it or is this a corrupt fourm of crazies ;]

I'm kidding, I don't plan on leaving anytime soon, but I really need to get a few answers on this question...thanks.
April 21, 2011, 05:45:57 PM #1
I branched into mudsex under my manipulation skills.

Does that count as addicted?
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April 21, 2011, 05:50:39 PM #2
What's with all of you and making elves?
What's with all of you who only play females or males?
What's with all of you that want phat in game lewt and reroll characters just to get it?
What's with all you Amoses?
What's with all you?
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April 21, 2011, 05:53:07 PM #3
Quote from: boog on April 21, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
What's with all of you and making elves?
What's with all of you who only play females or males?
What's with all of you that want phat in game lewt and reroll characters just to get it?
What's with all you Amoses?
What's with all you?

Those questions need to be answerd also. Mostly the Amoses one
April 21, 2011, 05:59:54 PM #4
Some of what you read on the GDB are probably topics that only a handful of interested people reply to. And probably only a fraction of the actual population of Arm players post on the GDB regularly.
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April 21, 2011, 06:26:10 PM #5
Sex is a universally interesting topic because we all have desires. It's evident in marketing.

It's only natural that mudsex arouses enough interest for people to post about.
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April 21, 2011, 06:28:38 PM #6
Also, it's a bit of a running gag.
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April 21, 2011, 06:35:14 PM #7
Kind of like Amos, the other guy(i can't remember him, please post his name) Mavek (I think?) and Trissy?

Also, petoching people with Ath.
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April 21, 2011, 06:36:23 PM #8
Amos, Malik and someone else. But she's usually a tressy-tressed maiden.
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April 21, 2011, 06:37:20 PM #9
Pearl is the female Amos, I believe.
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April 21, 2011, 06:38:26 PM #10
I thought Talia was the female equivalent of Amos.
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April 21, 2011, 06:39:21 PM #11
Right! Talia.
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April 21, 2011, 06:52:20 PM #12
Was just browsing the thread hoping for a mudsex log. Disappointed again.  :-\
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April 21, 2011, 07:26:44 PM #13
Quote from: Majikal on April 21, 2011, 06:52:20 PM
Was just browsing the thread hoping for a mudsex log. Disappointed again.  :-\
We can never have what we desire. :c

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April 21, 2011, 07:48:08 PM #14
Pearl is NOT the female equivalent of Amos.
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April 21, 2011, 09:32:12 PM #15
Quote from: Barzalene on April 21, 2011, 07:48:08 PM
Pearl is NOT the female equivalent of Amos.

Who is then? Talia?

Where did this Amos come from?
April 21, 2011, 11:07:02 PM #16
Legend has it, that once upon a time in the age of Steinal, there were a few characters named Amos all being played during the same time frame. Legend continues, that Malik is the second-most popular name, or was, at that time. Talia, supposedly, is, or was, the most popular name for a female.

Text-based sexual scenes in muds, throughout gaming history, has continued to be the source of endless entertainment and amusement among gamers, though often it's more the ridiculousness of how seriously some people take it, and less the actual masturbation value.

And so, the running gags involve Amos, Malik, and Talia, and mudsex. Sometimes at the same time. Together. All three of them. It's really just a running joke. The mudsex thing, AND the Amos/Malik/Talia thing.
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April 21, 2011, 11:09:57 PM #17
i.e. armageddonMUD has GDB memes.
April 22, 2011, 01:01:19 AM #18
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Quote from: Lizzie on April 21, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
And so, the running gags involve Amos, Malik, and Talia, and mudsex. Sometimes at the same time. Together. All three of them. It's really just a running joke. The mudsex thing, AND the Amos/Malik/Talia thing.

This is all true. Also, I would say people post about mudsex so much because a- they want it, b- they want other people to have less of it and interact more, or c- they think it's funny. Sometimes they can be a, b, and c all at once. But really, people don't just post about mudsex. We follow a specific pattern of posting that can be found here.

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i.e. armageddonMUD has GDB memes. :) *

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April 22, 2011, 02:26:42 AM #19
Sometimes, I check my skills, knowing I haven't done anything codewise.  Vaguely, I'm hoping that I have the mudsex skill, and it's somehow improved.   ::)
April 22, 2011, 03:46:32 AM #20
Quote from: Lizzie on April 21, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
Text-based sexual scenes in muds, throughout gaming history, has continued to be the source of endless entertainment and amusement among gamers, though often it's more the ridiculousness of how seriously some people take it, and less the actual masturbation value.

So I really am the only one who masturbates during mudsex?  :'(
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April 22, 2011, 03:49:45 AM #21
Quote from: Kismetic on April 22, 2011, 02:26:42 AM
Sometimes, I check my skills, knowing I haven't done anything codewise.  Vaguely, I'm hoping that I have the mudsex skill, and it's somehow improved.   ::)

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April 22, 2011, 03:58:20 AM #22
Quote from: Barzalene on April 21, 2011, 07:48:08 PM
Pearl is NOT the female equivalent of Amos.

Oh... I must have remembered wrong. My mistake.
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April 22, 2011, 07:50:59 AM #23
Quote from: Lizzie on April 21, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
Legend has it, that once upon a time in the age of Steinal, there were a few characters named Amos all being played during the same time frame. Legend continues, that Malik is the second-most popular name, or was, at that time. Talia, supposedly, is, or was, the most popular name for a female.

And then one day Super Amos was born. His friends abbreviated his name to S. Amos and eventually he was simply known as Samos.

True story. I think.
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April 22, 2011, 07:54:55 AM #24
Quote from: Thunkkin on April 22, 2011, 07:50:59 AM
Quote from: Lizzie on April 21, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
Legend has it, that once upon a time in the age of Steinal, there were a few characters named Amos all being played during the same time frame. Legend continues, that Malik is the second-most popular name, or was, at that time. Talia, supposedly, is, or was, the most popular name for a female.

And then one day Super Amos was born. His friends abbreviated his name to S. Amos and eventually he was simply known as Samos.

True story. I think.

;D ;D ;D
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