What if..?

[hyzhenhok]

They would sing songs as they pull your limbs off.

What if war beetles could talk?

You would hear them calling out to their wild brethren, informing them of an incoming tasty treat, every time you rode one south of Allanak.

What if we got 50 new, highly active players who played 'rinthis exclusively?

[SMuz]

Staff would grind to a halt as they deal with all the player complaints coming out of the rinth.

What if the templars restored law and order in the rinth?

[HavokBlue]

Allanak would become significantly less interesting.

What if all of Allanak were like the Rinth?

[Majikal]

What if the templars restored law and order in the rinth?

Allanak would become significantly less interesting.

What if all of Allanak were like the Rinth?

Allanak would become significantly less interesting.

What if the Sorceror Kings met every Detal in the Luirs fighting pits for a game of Kruth?

[hyzhenhok]

What if the templars restored law and order in the rinth?

Allanak would become significantly less interesting.

What if all of Allanak were like the Rinth?

Allanak would become significantly less interesting.

What if the Sorceror Kings met every Detal in the Luirs fighting pits for a game of Kruth?

Allanak would become significantly less interesting?

What if Arm 2 came out tomorrow?

[Saellyn]

Tektolnes would probably bury Tuluk like he did Steinal.

What would happen if Valasuras came back as a Lich?

My character would be the first to give up their soul and volunteer to become the first of his Death Knights.

What if it was Steinal really was discovered as a massive underground new area to explore?

The staff, in their infinite kindness, would probably populate it with monsters so that no one could stay that long.

What if a new kind of super-sorceror came about that could wallop defilers in the face?

Help sorcerer

PRESERVERS FTW!  We preserve your life by... destroying it. No.

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep had a baby?

wait... defilers and sorcerors aren't the same thing? wow.

Preservers and Defilers = different types of sorcerers.

As to the Sorcerer-Kings meeting on Detal for Kruth? They'd accuse each other of cheating and enter Mortal Kombat.

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

[Taven]

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

There would be a new merchant house developed by a family of dwarves with a focus revolving around popcorn sales.

What if Muk Utep was actually female?

[Majikal]

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

There would be a new merchant house developed by a family of dwarves with a focus revolving around popcorn sales.

What if Muk Utep was actually female?

If he gets animated by Nyr does that count? *rimshot*

What if staff abandoned the game for months without a word?

[Erythil]

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

There would be a new merchant house developed by a family of dwarves with a focus revolving around popcorn sales.

What if Muk Utep was actually female?

People would wonder why she went to the bloody effort to hide it.  It would be interesting in a more normal gender-roles environment, but in ARM, puzzling!

What if on Zalanthas, like on Athas, the Dragon's name was secretly Boris?

[lordcooper]

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

FATALITY!

What if on Zalanthas, like on Athas, the Dragon's name was secretly Boris?

We'd have been successfully trolled.

What if it rained?

[chrisdcoulombe]

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

FATALITY!

What if on Zalanthas, like on Athas, the Dragon's name was secretly Boris?

We'd have been successfully trolled.

What if it rained?

Tuluk would flood again and water elementals would slaughter everyone.

What if their was a ninja guild?

[Saellyn]

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

FATALITY!

What if on Zalanthas, like on Athas, the Dragon's name was secretly Boris?

We'd have been successfully trolled.

What if it rained?

Tuluk would flood again and water elementals would slaughter everyone.

What if their was a ninja guild?

We would need a Pirate guild.

What if there were a pirate guild?

[Kismetic]

What if there were a pirate guild?

Gypsies would sell a lot of kohl.

What if a two-headed mekillot walked into the room you're sitting in?

[Taven]

What if staff abandoned the game for months without a word?

I'd think that they hated me. Then I'd be confused when others started noticing the issue. Then a bug would crash the game, and nobody would be there to reboot it. Then we'd all die from withdrawal symptoms.

What would happen if Tek and Muk Utep entered Mortal Kombat?

There would be a new merchant house developed by a family of dwarves with a focus revolving around popcorn sales.

What if Muk Utep was actually female?

People would wonder why she went to the bloody effort to hide it.  It would be interesting in a more normal gender-roles environment, but in ARM, puzzling!

What if on Zalanthas, like on Athas, the Dragon's name was secretly Boris?

Maybe because she didn't want to deal with people trying to get her pregnant. "No, focus-obsessed dwarf #345673, I will not make Muls for you. SHOO!"

If it was Boris, more people would correctly guess it. Having focused exclusively on twinking his magick stills, the Dragon's (novice) barrier would be helpless before the mass of people Waying him. Luckily, he would be able to magickally kill all of these people. Unluckily, they'd roll new characters and repeat the process.

What if it rained?

Having already encountered rain, people would immediately expect another sort of epic magickal disaster that would shake the known, and fearfully look to the disappearance of Suk-Krath again.

What if their was a ninja guild?

Magick guilds and assassin guilds would both be simultaneously obsolete.

What if there were a pirate guild?

More people would live in Storm and wear eye patches.

What if all templars could fly?

[Saellyn]

What if there were a pirate guild?

Gypsies would sell a lot of kohl.

What if a two-headed mekillot walked into the room you're sitting in?

..... I'd see the Mantis Head because I'd be stunned.

What if a Mantis, a Gith, and a Halfling met in a bar in Tuluk?

[Cindy42]

What if there were a pirate guild?

Gypsies would sell a lot of kohl.

What if a two-headed mekillot walked into the room you're sitting in?

..... I'd see the Mantis Head because I'd be stunned.

What if a Mantis, a Gith, and a Halfling met in a bar in Tuluk?

the halfling would lead them into a shadowed place behind a curtain or trapdoor out of the sight of others, and stroll out thirty minutes later, chewing on a cooked gith arm and a mantis claw at the same time, and wearing a new headcap with mantis shell pieces.

What if Tuluk tried to take over Allanak for once?

[valeria]

What if Tuluk tried to take over Allanak for once?

They'd roll in, catch sight of Allanak's new mountain, all the scary gemmers on the walls, wonder why they're trying to take over a barbarian city with less resources and poor strategic position in the first place, and roll themselves back home.

What if the Grey Forest burned down?

[Cutthroat]

What if Tuluk tried to take over Allanak for once?

They'd roll in, catch sight of Allanak's new mountain, all the scary gemmers on the walls, wonder why they're trying to take over a barbarian city with less resources and poor strategic position in the first place, and roll themselves back home.

What if the Grey Forest burned down?

The Tuluki artists would draw Smokey the Halfling on posters and hang them up around the city.

What if Olgaris set up the billionth coded animal poop to be a lump of gold?

[Barzalene]

What if Olgaris set up the billionth coded animal poop to be a lump of gold?

Someone would find it, ride off the shield wall with it, die of starvation or thirst, and then their shit would be lost in the next crash.

What if delfs all wore thongs?

[musashi]

What if delfs all wore thongs?

Then Blackwing would be the only playable tribe of delves.

What if dwarves all wore thongs?

[Kismetic]

What if dwarves all wore thongs?

At least they don't have hair.

What if the pit fights were actually a mud wrestling competition?

[SMuz]

The half giants would always win.

What if nenyuk gave the money from dead characters to the last clan they were in?

[HavokBlue]

The Byn would be the richest organization in the game.

What if you could get in/out of apartments via window?

[Saellyn]

The Byn would be the richest organization in the game.

What if you could get in/out of apartments via window?

You'd see people going in, then getting thrown out the window.

What if an army of elementals marched on Allanak and Tuluk at the same time?

[Taven]

The Byn would be the richest organization in the game.

What if you could get in/out of apartments via window?

You'd see people going in, then getting thrown out the window.

What if an army of elementals marched on Allanak and Tuluk at the same time?

The hungry mobs would try to eat them in Allanak. In Tuluk, their sole reason for going would be to hug trees, but instead the kyrl would attack! Tuluk would then have a massive war on it's hands, where tourist elementals tried to destroy the kyrl. Then a song composing competition would be held on the topic, while the Templarite tried to figure out what to do.

What if all templars could fly?