Funny D-elf Names

Started by Fredd, February 04, 2011, 09:18:27 PM

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February 04, 2011, 09:18:27 PM
Alright. Theres ALOT of room for parody with d-elf names. Come up with funny ones here!

Tall Halfling

Squatting Braxat
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died
February 04, 2011, 09:33:27 PM #1
One of my friends played a desert elf named 'Wahzap'.  And he was an Elkrosian.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger
February 04, 2011, 09:57:47 PM #2
stoned tregil  : Rukkian
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
February 04, 2011, 10:06:27 PM #3
Quirri-Bait
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
February 04, 2011, 10:11:43 PM #4
Runs-From-Jozhals
February 04, 2011, 10:54:48 PM #5
Appears-Wasted.
Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.
February 04, 2011, 10:57:31 PM #6
Kah-Kah Head
February 04, 2011, 11:08:15 PM #7
Dances With 'Toks
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
February 04, 2011, 11:15:43 PM #8
sprinting gurth
drunken ritikki
smiling bamuk
February 04, 2011, 11:21:01 PM #9
Runs Into Arrows
February 04, 2011, 11:36:44 PM #10
Steals-Virgins
Quote from: Barzalene
Besides if a Jihaen walks in on you, he walked in on you. He can't be too upset if he sees your peepee. He might have a legitimate gripe though if the manner in which you use it isn't subtle.
February 04, 2011, 11:49:22 PM #11
Trampled-Under-Inix
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.
February 04, 2011, 11:49:36 PM #12
Vomits Uncontrollably.
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!
February 05, 2011, 12:17:51 AM #13
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
February 05, 2011, 02:56:00 AM #14
Hide and Shik
Little-big-elf
Can't Stand Still
Always Runs
Rides No Kank
Two Toks fucking
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
February 05, 2011, 02:57:10 AM #15
I feel sorry for all the Dark Sun elves that get named after the first interesting thing they do.
All the world will be your enemy. When they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
February 05, 2011, 02:31:25 PM #16
Poop Smell Lingers
Sitting in your comfort,
You don't believe I'm real,
But you cannot buy protection
from the way that I feel.
February 05, 2011, 02:45:49 PM #17
Loves-Kanks-Too-Much
February 05, 2011, 03:06:35 PM #18
Falls Down

Tangled in Thorns

Broken

Humps-a-lot *wiki wiki wiki*
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
February 05, 2011, 05:18:42 PM #19
Prefers Older Men
Has Your Shit Already
Chases Your Argosy
Makes Breeds with Your Mother

The tall, handsome elf arrives from the north.

The tall, handsome elf bows deeply before you, and then looks at you with a wry and wide smile.

The tall, handsome elf says to you, in southern-accented sirihish, "Hello, round-ear. I am Makes Breeds with Your Mother. You want to hear the story of how I got my name?"
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!
February 06, 2011, 11:41:49 PM #20
February 07, 2011, 12:11:40 AM #21
Fucks With Ear
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.
February 07, 2011, 02:01:47 AM #22
Eats Raptors
Hideous One
Costs Eighty Sid
Quote from: Qzzrbl
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!

QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!
February 07, 2011, 02:04:27 AM #23
Shit Running
Three Leg
He Who Falls From Cliff
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
February 07, 2011, 02:24:04 AM #24
Climbs but Slips
Stole All Kanks
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
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