Need a role.

[perfecto]

Fantastic work Wolfsong, I'm going to keep you in mind for a future roll. (grins)

As for new ideas...

Why not play a purebred human noble who's incredibly sexual in nature and wants to sleep with everyone they like and is diseased with lovebleed.

See how that works out for everyone.

[stark]

Was he green skinned? I seem to remember a HG merchant. He shattered a weapon and had to kill scrabs with scrab legs and pincers to make it back home once..

A half-giant merchant.  I tried it once.

[Reiteration]

Was he green skinned? I seem to remember a HG merchant. He shattered a weapon and had to kill scrabs with scrab legs and pincers to make it back home once..

A half-giant merchant.  I tried it once.

I can just imagine a half-giant in a karate stance holding scrab pincers.

[Barzalene]

I remember one back in '07 or '08.

[Synthesis]

The half-giant is a merchant who sells the services of the dwarf and is also friends with her. when people complain *squish*

Has the HG also been infected?

Also, I'm now disturbed by the concept of a HG and a stump getting off.

Just wait until you see a city elf and half giant getting off together.. *shudders*

I have... and it was willingly!

Grim indeed, but I was thinking more about relative sizes.  A male HG and female stump = split stump as far as I'm concerned.

Sex doesn't necessarily involve penetration.  That could lend new meaning to the term "pole dancing."

[perfecto]

(grimacing)

Or Sand Sifting...

[Qzzrbl]

(grimacing)

Or Sand Sifting...

....Ew.

[Potaje]

Dwarf Prostitute with crotch rot.

Focus: Spread rot to the entire population of a city.

I can't really see that working.  Why would they ever charge?

Because they are baby smooth down there, and drov, hair traps smell, so with that thinking, they could possibly smell better, with the sweet twang pungents of crotch rot.

[Synthesis]

Dwarf Prostitute with crotch rot.

Focus: Spread rot to the entire population of a city.

I can't really see that working.  Why would they ever charge?

Because they are baby smooth down there, and drov, hair traps smell, so with that thinking, they could possibly smell better, with the sweet twang pungents of crotch rot.

I imagine a dwarf's pubococcygeus muscle is exceptionally well-developed, by human standards.

[Marauder Moe]

Code Select Expand

>enter thread

>emote peeks into the thread and looks around.

>leave (without a word)

[Malifaxis]

Code Select Expand

think (worried and slightly off-put) Moe's a damn smart man.
Feeling worried and slightly off-put, you think, "Moe's a damn smart man."

leave


[Sam]

A time traveling Nilazi.

But wait!
You aren't a nilazi. You are also not a time traveler.

But wait!
You think you are a time traveler! You also think you are a nilazi! You can only enter the void when you black out and then you are always somewhere different. Concrete proof you are what you think you are.

And you hear voices from the future.

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,40232.msg573146.html#new
How can this not make you want to play a Soh? It makes me want to make a Soh.