Love you, Arm

[AmandaGreathouse]

People being able to come back from being clinically dead. My grandmother, as an example, was clinically dead for 10 minutes, and was brought back.

[brytta.leofa]

Shade and spice.

I hope I see you around when you come back. I know you mean to leave. They always do, but RL permadeath is the only total escape from it.

I've heard, if the imms favor you, you get a rezz anyway.

Resurrections have absolutely nothing at all to do with how much anyone likes anyone else.

Well said, sirrah, but I think she's talking about real-life staff.

I don't understand what you mean by that.

God.

[Lizzie]

I hope I see you around when you come back. I know you mean to leave. They always do, but RL permadeath is the only total escape from it.

To which I replied:

I've heard, if the imms favor you, you get a rezz anyway.

See, it's a joke.
Amanda was making a joke about how only the "permadeath" in the "game" of "real life" was the only way to avoid returning to the game of Armageddon. So I joked back, that even if your "real life" character "dies," the imms (meaning the biblical version of God) would "rezz" you (alluding to the Resurrection of Jesus), if you were favored (like Jesus was his kid and all that).

You really didn't get that?

[Malifaxis]

Resurrections are based on whether or not your mother was a virgin when she had you.

Nope. The other posters were closer to my belief system, though if yours is different that's cool too. Go RL staff!

No sweat.  Glad you appreciate us!!  I've been RL staff for a long while now, and it's tough, but you get used to it.

Anyway, I gotta thing.  Gotta go kill a Twilight fan in New Zealand and not leave any details why.  Give you fuckers something to chew on.

[deviant storm]

Resurrections are based on whether or not your mother was a virgin when she had you.

Nope. The other posters were closer to my belief system, though if yours is different that's cool too. Go RL staff!

No sweat.  Glad you appreciate us!!  I've been RL staff for a long while now, and it's tough, but you get used to it.

Anyway, I gotta thing.  Gotta go kill a Twilight fan in New Zealand and not leave any details why.  Give you fuckers something to chew on.

Okay...

[Malifaxis]

Proof:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/06/2010-07-06_man_23_dies_during_twilight_saga_eclipse_screening_in_new_zealand_cinema.html

[solera]

No sweat.  Glad you appreciate us!!  I've been RL staff for a long while now, and it's tough, but you get used to it.

Anyway, I gotta thing.  Gotta go kill a Twilight fan in New Zealand and not leave any details why.  Give you fuckers something to chew on.

Eh?!!

[Qzzrbl]

I'm now more afraid of Malifaxis than I already was to begin with....

._.

[Fathi]

You were in NZ and you didn't come to see me?

Well screw you too, then. 

[Malifaxis]

You were in NZ and you didn't come to see me?

Well screw you too, then. 

Look, babe, I had my doom groove on.  I want to meet you, but I don't want to fucking slaughter the living shit out of you when I do it.

So fucking sue me, I took a goddamn precaution.  You have NO idea of how fucking stressful this goddamn RL staffing shit is.  You know I have quotas?  FUCKING QUOTAS ON DOOM.

Fucking A.

What do I have to do today?  I have to invisibly impregnate 100 people in Turkey and pin all the blame on Ghost.  Yes, we're redoing an experiment tried 2000 years ago, which ended with bad results.

Some days I miss having a desk job.

[Kol]

I was a RL staffer once, then I stepped back and started the game again.

One reason.

Mudsexxx.

Mal, you do well, young grasshopper.