Worst jobs in arm

Started by Bast, February 16, 2010, 03:27:26 AM

Quote from: Aaron Goulet on February 16, 2010, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MarshallDFX on February 16, 2010, 04:17:57 PM
http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,37932.0.html

Are you kidding?  If I didn't enjoy my current role, I'd be all over this in a heartbeat.

Oh I agree, but given the frequency of the postings, I am dubious of the turnover rate.

Quote from: MarshallDFX on February 16, 2010, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Aaron Goulet on February 16, 2010, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MarshallDFX on February 16, 2010, 04:17:57 PM
http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,37932.0.html

Are you kidding?  If I didn't enjoy my current role, I'd be all over this in a heartbeat.

Oh I agree, but given the frequency of the postings, I am dubious of the turnover rate.

Some days you're the bone sword, other days you're the motherfucka. Seriously though, that link is a gateway to possibly the best role in Armageddon. *waxes nostalgic*

Anyway, worst jobs on Zalanthas? A door guard in a compound. All you do all day is open and shut the door for douchebags. Hrm, what else? I think it's been said already, but I think being a mek tamer/trainer would really suck. Being a farmer around Allanak wouldn't be fun at all, for a variety of reasons.
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Anything that keeps you safe but bored.

A House slave only allowed in the House compound?

That guy who administers Giant's Fist in Nak?
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There's an NPC who shouts "Will you SHUT UP!". That guy's job.

Actually, as a nenyuki banker, his job probably rocks.

Quote from: RogueGunslinger on February 16, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Actually, as a nenyuki banker, his job probably rocks.

Likely not I worked at a bank once  ;) But in comparison to the others yeah..
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Quote from: RogueGunslinger on February 17, 2010, 01:12:06 AM
Salt grebbing.

Yeah, right.  If your forage skill doesn't suck, you can make more money than God.
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Quote from: RogueGunslinger on February 16, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Actually, as a nenyuki banker, his job probably rocks.

I dunno, he seems pretty frustrated. The Zalanthan office worker.

Quote from: Aaron Goulet on February 16, 2010, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MarshallDFX on February 16, 2010, 04:17:57 PM
http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,37932.0.html

Are you kidding?  If I didn't enjoy my current role, I'd be all over this in a heartbeat.

Me too!

On topic.

nakki Census taker. Uh huh, -That- would be the bitch of all jobs. You take his name, age, job, and personal details down, for him to walk two minutes down the road, and -BAM- dead.
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Quote from: Synthesis on February 17, 2010, 06:47:52 AM
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on February 17, 2010, 01:12:06 AM
Salt grebbing.

Yeah, right.  If your forage skill doesn't suck, you can make more money than God.

Was speaking realistically, not codedly...  And yes, Salt-grebbing is easily the most profitable job on zalanthas for any guild_ranger or Subguild_scavenger who practices finding shit every so often.

A whore.

(When tressy-tressed Effmee is in town)

Quote from: Akaramu on February 17, 2010, 05:18:30 PM
A whore.

(When tressy-tressed Effmee is in town)

Seriously.  Why pay when the other girl is spreading her legs for free?

Oh.  And whoever harvests wezer wax.  I imagine there's a high turnover rate.
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As a player...

Byn Sargeant.

Not the worst job in the game to have, but just so damn thankless, I had to put it out there.  Thing is, though, I still miss it, some days...
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Quote from: Sunburned on February 17, 2010, 09:22:29 PM
Thing is, though, I still miss it, some days...

That.

Back on topic: Stableboy

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A whore.

(when my last Byn Sergeant was in town)

Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.


That woman hunched over the bucket... where in the world does she get that grey water?
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February 20, 2010, 02:06:21 AM #48 Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 02:09:07 AM by RogueGunslinger
citizens waste-water.


Edit: Greywater is wastewater generated from domestic activities such as laundry, dishwashing, and bathing which can be recycled on-site for uses such as landscape irrigation, and constructed wetlands.

Greywater comprises 50-80% of residential wastewater generated from all of the house's sanitation equipment (excepting toilets). Water from the toilets is designated sewage or blackwater to indicate it contains human waste.

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