A song for the gemmed

[Salt Merchant]

For your mild amusement, this is meant purely tongue-in-cheek. Additional verses are welcome.


O I'm a feckin' gemmed and I'm okay
I sit in my temple, casting away,
I drop by to the Gaj if the moons are right
but it's back to my temple as soon as it's light.

O I'm a feckin' gemmed and I'm okay
I cast all night and I cast all day
People say I make their nutsacks itch
But the truth really is I'm a templar's little bitch.

O I'm a feckin' gemmed and I'm okay
I grind my spells out each and every day
But in the end you know all's put to right.
I'll die the next time that 'nak is in a fight.

[Dan]

Im a fuckin' ranger and I got swagger..
Hit up Cenyr because they got the best lager..
So hot that you mess wit'me I kick your ass
So hot when I walk on sand it turns to glass!

Oi, im a fuckin' ranger and I got'da beats,
Or is it beasts? Kill enough for thirty feasts!
Smoke that tho', drink that swill...
You all love me because im so ill... with scrub fever, yeah. Scrub fever. Yeah.

[Bogre]

I'm a twink and I'm okay,
I spar all night and I hunt all day,
I've joined a clan so I don't die,
Only took 3 days to get skills so high....

My clan's great cause I'm with my mate,
we spam teach and we never wait,
I take loot from the clannie's chests,
they don't need it cause I'm the bests...

Dual weapons I love to wield,
but I also twink out with my training shield.
Blind fighting I hope to know,
also archery so I can use a bow.
Maxxed kick and bash are an absolute must,
Without I can't put n00bs in the dust...

I know branching in and out,
what skills to train without a doubt,
My greatest frustration is the weapon analyze,
"This appears unremarkable to your eyes,"...

Oh, I'm a twink and I'm okay,
not at RP really but definitely PK...

[MarshallDFX]

Chillin' out cool as a noble's aide,
When I'm not bar-sittin' I'm gettin' laid.
Gotta piece of silk for every wear_location
Spammin' day and night my skill_flirtation.


Maxxed contact, maxxed barrier and also expel
Hearin' all your whispers cause I spam listen as well.
Go to your apartment? Sure thanks for askin'
Oh snap BACKSTAB, I'm guild assassin!

[Morrolan]

(Somehow, somewhere, we went from Monty Python to Sushi K.  Let's go back)

Oh, I'm a Byn Sargent and I'm okay,
I recruit all night and I spar all day.

I cut down gith, I eat my stew,
I go to the lavat....lavat...shitters.

[spawnloser]

I'm an f.me and I'm okay
I sex all night and I sex all day
I don't play the game to do anything cool
I just use my junk to rool the skool

[Lizzie]

I'm a merchant and it's not okay
to stack up messages over the way
From login to logout it's psi psi psi
makes me an npc and that's no lie.

I'm a merchant and I sell all day
face-to-face is how I like to play.
The sids pile up however I sell
but meet and greet is much more swell.

Ohhhh I'm a merchant and I'm okay
I psi all night and I psi all day
Stop contacting me and give me a rest
and then I'll sell you my very best!

[Zoltan]

I'm a Byn lieutenant and I'm okay
I drink Sky Draught and I kank all day
A dipshit runner irritates me with a quip
I'm a big old meanie,  I haul out the whip

Oh I'm a Byn lieutenant and I'm okay
Doing dirty work for the folks that pay
Preface every plummet with "It's a livin'"
At the Gaj I tell tales of all the ass-kickings I've given

I'm a Bynner Looey and I'm okay
Half the time I'm too drunk to Way
Got us stuck outside the gates but it's alright
I'll croon a shitty song to help pass the stormy night

[Bast]

HAHAHAH love you guys

[Chettaman]

no one's come up with a chorus yet

I'm a D-elf 'n I run all day.
I don't ever walk whenever I roleplay.
Livin' in the desert and stayin' away from the pits.
Gotta be careful -now, not to fall in a pit.

Ho! --- My name is;
I can't tell you 'cus that'd be too OOC
But that don't stop me from never lookin' where I pee.
Peace ya'll. Word up. Mutha-fuckin' west side. The Pah, son!

[Twilight]

I'm a mindworm and I'm okay
Shut the drov up and do what I say
If I don't like you I'll screw with your head
I play with your thoughts, until you are dead

(Insert relevant verse here:  F.me, aide)

I'm a damn psi and I'm okay
Spending my life mind in the Way
I know who everyone is kanking
I know who everyone is ganking

[Jdr]

I put IC info in a song and tektolnes didn't like it -Nyr

[Nyr]

im tektolnes and im peachy
i locked this thread cause it went too ic