Padded Training Arrows

Started by drunkendwarf, January 01, 2010, 12:13:28 PM

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Quote from: Harmonic on January 04, 2010, 02:56:50 AM
l w
To the west is THE FUTURE!
[Near]
The rampaging Shalooonsh is here, wielding a massive, penis-shaped moderation hammer.
Nyr the Threadlocker stands here, carrying a rusty padlock.
[Far]
Nothing.
[Very Far]
Nothing

flee self
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Padded training arrows are the first step down the slippery slope to Zalanthan laser tag.
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Quote from: Fathi on January 04, 2010, 04:05:45 AM
Padded training arrows are the first step down the slippery slope to Zalanthan laser tag.

You know, originally I was against said arrows... I'm not really sure anymore.
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Quote from: Reverend Green on January 04, 2010, 04:12:55 AM
Quote from: Fathi on January 04, 2010, 04:05:45 AM
Padded training arrows are the first step down the slippery slope to Zalanthan laser tag.

You know, originally I was against said arrows... I'm not really sure anymore.
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Quote from: Fathi on January 04, 2010, 04:05:45 AM
Padded training arrows are the first step down the slippery slope to Zalanthan laser tag.

I was all against padded training arrows at first, but if it leads to Zalanthan laser tag, we can't have em soon enough.

We already play Zalanthan laser tag. We just use the throw command.

And poop.
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My thoughts are this:

Padded arrows would not succeed in the goal of training.  The padded arrows in the SCA do not fly as true or far as a real arrow, they go about a tenth of the distance and would not serve as a means of practicing form with a bow and arrow.

I once shot a kid in the nuts with one of those padded arrows.

My final thoughts: padded arrows are an awkward analogue of the more deadly variety. They're only used in military reenactment.  There is plenty of straight up war on zalanthas, making reenactment a smidge redundant.  That, and light fighters are super lame, seriously.  Why would you join the sca if not to beat the living crap out of someone in full armour?
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tone it down or i am locking it

Quote from: Cavaticus on January 05, 2010, 01:36:59 PM
I once shot a kid in the nuts with one of those padded arrows.

did he cry?

how did you practice it enough to hit the kid in the nuts?
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He did cry, yeah. It was awesome.

And I didn't practice. I suppose it was just beginner's luck.

Quote from: Reverend Green on January 04, 2010, 04:12:55 AM
You know, originally I was against said arrows... I'm not really sure anymore.

But your (note the purposeful lack of 're, hope you're (omg im nesting them!!!) dicks not hard) still a douche.

That aside (I know I feel better), why can't we just shoot arrows at sparring dummies? Did I miss that? If it's because a script is broken (I too have witness a sparring dummy magically come to life and beat the shit out of people) can we just fix it?

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