HRPT

Started by Bogre, November 15, 2009, 10:40:20 PM

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December 05, 2009, 09:06:34 PM #300
Quote from: HalfGiantWithAShotgun on December 05, 2009, 06:50:21 PM
I am such a dumb fuck.
Never been to an HRPT. Always missed it. Always just got my iso special app in the day before. Was always out of town. Stored a Kuraci recruit week before Luir's was invaded.
But no, not this time. Not today. I cleared my schedule, had a powerful, well-made, interesting character. All ready to go in and watch shit hit the fan.
And then I died. The night before. I fucking died. Out of nowhere, I got ganked by an NPC.
Fuck. My. Life.
Are reincarnations ever given out of sheer pity?


That's why I only play during HRPTs. I just hope nothing has changed since 2006. My Red Storm East kank-trainer is ready to do this thing.
"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." - Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House
December 05, 2009, 09:46:00 PM #301
Quote from: flurry on December 05, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Quote from: HalfGiantWithAShotgun on December 05, 2009, 06:50:21 PM
I am such a dumb fuck.
Never been to an HRPT. Always missed it. Always just got my iso special app in the day before. Was always out of town. Stored a Kuraci recruit week before Luir's was invaded.
But no, not this time. Not today. I cleared my schedule, had a powerful, well-made, interesting character. All ready to go in and watch shit hit the fan.
And then I died. The night before. I fucking died. Out of nowhere, I got ganked by an NPC.
Fuck. My. Life.
Are reincarnations ever given out of sheer pity?


That's why I only play during HRPTs. I just hope nothing has changed since 2006. My Red Storm East kank-trainer is ready to do this thing.
Heh. The jokes actually ease the pain, a little. Thanks.
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December 05, 2009, 09:49:33 PM #302
We're entering the final countdown.  If you don't have a PC, app a burglar / rebel with a totally uncontroversial background, and spend the remainder of your time training hide.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
December 05, 2009, 10:02:33 PM #303
Is it over? Am I too late? What's going on?
December 05, 2009, 10:03:11 PM #304
WE ARE ALL DEAD. YOU MISSED IT  :o
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.
December 05, 2009, 10:09:10 PM #305
Cool, I'll go loot some templars.
December 05, 2009, 10:13:16 PM #306
Quote from: spicemustflow on December 05, 2009, 10:09:10 PM
Cool, I'll go loot some templars.

Been there, done that. During the HRPT when Tuluk freed itself.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:
December 05, 2009, 10:18:54 PM #307
I see the cities still stand, there aren't that much people online and all seems quiet and peaceful, so I assume it's over. I can't wait for the 'what you know' announcement.
December 05, 2009, 10:19:54 PM #308
Quote from: spicemustflow on December 05, 2009, 10:18:54 PM
I see the cities still stand, there aren't that much people online and all seems quiet and peaceful, so I assume it's over. I can't wait for the 'what you know' announcement.

You do realize the HRPT starts tomorrow?

Regardless, log in right now.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
December 05, 2009, 10:21:12 PM #309
NOI YOUR GONNA HURTS US
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.
December 05, 2009, 10:21:48 PM #310
I was about to go to sleep. Now I'll be on for another two hours. Nyr, if nothing happens... well, I'll never forgive you.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
December 05, 2009, 10:24:52 PM #311
My PC is hearing nothing. Therefore I can only assume nothing is happening.

...

What?!
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
December 05, 2009, 10:26:50 PM #312
Wait I just wanted to log in for a second before I go out and get wasted drunk...
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
December 05, 2009, 10:27:16 PM #313
Quote from: Gimfalisette on December 05, 2009, 10:24:52 PM
My PC is hearing nothing. Therefore I can only assume nothing is happening.

...

What?!

whisper gimfalisette (voice drifting tonelessly) Do y' hear that, Gimfalisette? They're comin'...
どんと来い、生活の悪循環!!1!11
Quote from: Yam on March 18, 2011, 09:57:04 AM
There's really nothing wrong with a pretty boy in a dress.
December 05, 2009, 10:41:00 PM #314
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
December 05, 2009, 10:41:23 PM #315
OH KRATH, HIGHLORD SAAAVE US.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
December 05, 2009, 10:42:03 PM #316
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP IT
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.
December 05, 2009, 10:43:40 PM #317
WOAH AWEOSME!!! ;D
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.
December 05, 2009, 10:46:26 PM #318
THANKS DRAGON I WAS THIRSTY
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
December 05, 2009, 10:50:53 PM #319
HOT HAIRY FUCKBEANS!
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
QuoteYou find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
QuoteA staff member sends:
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December 05, 2009, 10:52:10 PM #320
Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 05, 2009, 10:50:53 PM
HOT HAIRY FUCKBEANS!

I'm going to get really drunk now.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
December 05, 2009, 10:52:54 PM #321
Did I miss some echoes or something? o-O
December 05, 2009, 10:59:50 PM #322 Last Edit: December 05, 2009, 11:04:29 PM by Vessol
It's raining, it's pouring, Old Tek is snoring.

(FYI, my stocks in the Allanaki water Temple just crashed :()
December 05, 2009, 11:05:42 PM #323
Tenneshi Bankrupted!

Quote from: Vessol on December 05, 2009, 10:59:50 PM
It's raining, it's pouring, Old Tek is snoring.

(FYI, my stocks in the Allanaki water Temple just crashed :()

You beat me to it, southron.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
December 05, 2009, 11:05:52 PM #324
Quote from: Vessol on December 05, 2009, 10:59:50 PM
(FYI, my stocks in the Allanaki water Temple just crashed :()

Classic.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
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