HRPT

Started by Bogre, November 15, 2009, 10:40:20 PM

Quote from: HalfGiantWithAShotgun on December 05, 2009, 06:50:21 PM
I am such a dumb fuck.
Never been to an HRPT. Always missed it. Always just got my iso special app in the day before. Was always out of town. Stored a Kuraci recruit week before Luir's was invaded.
But no, not this time. Not today. I cleared my schedule, had a powerful, well-made, interesting character. All ready to go in and watch shit hit the fan.
And then I died. The night before. I fucking died. Out of nowhere, I got ganked by an NPC.
Fuck. My. Life.
Are reincarnations ever given out of sheer pity?


That's why I only play during HRPTs. I just hope nothing has changed since 2006. My Red Storm East kank-trainer is ready to do this thing.
So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon

Quote from: flurry on December 05, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Quote from: HalfGiantWithAShotgun on December 05, 2009, 06:50:21 PM
I am such a dumb fuck.
Never been to an HRPT. Always missed it. Always just got my iso special app in the day before. Was always out of town. Stored a Kuraci recruit week before Luir's was invaded.
But no, not this time. Not today. I cleared my schedule, had a powerful, well-made, interesting character. All ready to go in and watch shit hit the fan.
And then I died. The night before. I fucking died. Out of nowhere, I got ganked by an NPC.
Fuck. My. Life.
Are reincarnations ever given out of sheer pity?


That's why I only play during HRPTs. I just hope nothing has changed since 2006. My Red Storm East kank-trainer is ready to do this thing.
Heh. The jokes actually ease the pain, a little. Thanks.
Nilazi cantrip:
You get a brief image of a pasty-white twenty-something hunched over a plastic tray and staring into a shining box as @ begins his incantation.

We're entering the final countdown.  If you don't have a PC, app a burglar / rebel with a totally uncontroversial background, and spend the remainder of your time training hide.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

Is it over? Am I too late? What's going on?

WE ARE ALL DEAD. YOU MISSED IT  :o
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

Cool, I'll go loot some templars.

Quote from: spicemustflow on December 05, 2009, 10:09:10 PM
Cool, I'll go loot some templars.

Been there, done that. During the HRPT when Tuluk freed itself.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:

I see the cities still stand, there aren't that much people online and all seems quiet and peaceful, so I assume it's over. I can't wait for the 'what you know' announcement.

Quote from: spicemustflow on December 05, 2009, 10:18:54 PM
I see the cities still stand, there aren't that much people online and all seems quiet and peaceful, so I assume it's over. I can't wait for the 'what you know' announcement.

You do realize the HRPT starts tomorrow?

Regardless, log in right now.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

NOI YOUR GONNA HURTS US
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

I was about to go to sleep. Now I'll be on for another two hours. Nyr, if nothing happens... well, I'll never forgive you.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.

My PC is hearing nothing. Therefore I can only assume nothing is happening.

...

What?!
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.

Wait I just wanted to log in for a second before I go out and get wasted drunk...
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Quote from: Gimfalisette on December 05, 2009, 10:24:52 PM
My PC is hearing nothing. Therefore I can only assume nothing is happening.

...

What?!

whisper gimfalisette (voice drifting tonelessly) Do y' hear that, Gimfalisette? They're comin'...
どんと来い、生活の悪循環!!1!11
Quote from: Yam on March 18, 2011, 09:57:04 AM
There's really nothing wrong with a pretty boy in a dress.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.

OH KRATH, HIGHLORD SAAAVE US.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP IT
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

WOAH AWEOSME!!! ;D
Someone punches a dead mantis in it's dead face.

THANKS DRAGON I WAS THIRSTY
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.

HOT HAIRY FUCKBEANS!
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
QuoteYou find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."

Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 05, 2009, 10:50:53 PM
HOT HAIRY FUCKBEANS!

I'm going to get really drunk now.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Did I miss some echoes or something? o-O

December 05, 2009, 10:59:50 PM #322 Last Edit: December 05, 2009, 11:04:29 PM by Vessol
It's raining, it's pouring, Old Tek is snoring.

(FYI, my stocks in the Allanaki water Temple just crashed :()

Tenneshi Bankrupted!

Quote from: Vessol on December 05, 2009, 10:59:50 PM
It's raining, it's pouring, Old Tek is snoring.

(FYI, my stocks in the Allanaki water Temple just crashed :()

You beat me to it, southron.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.

Quote from: Vessol on December 05, 2009, 10:59:50 PM
(FYI, my stocks in the Allanaki water Temple just crashed :()

Classic.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.