Silt skimmer crew and Song.

[KankWhisperer]

I need two other players, all three bards.

We are going to adapt this song to Arm and sing it when we get on the skimmer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=ED9441CFC963F147

Then we die.

(kidding before someone says I am posting ic information)

[IAmJacksOpinion]

The Jack-man is on deck.

This is the role I was born to play! 

[IAmJacksOpinion]

And when I'm done, I'mma be a Byn Sargeant, mutha-fucka!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&NR=1

[IAmJacksOpinion]

And then I'm gonna be a mutha-fuckin' krathi, mutha-fucka'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&NR=1


(Sorry about all the swearing, I'm just rapping. I'm a nice person, really.)

[KankWhisperer]

Aww shit, get your dustcloaks ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a skimmer.(I'm on a skimmer)
I'm on a skimmer (I'm on a skimmer)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a skimmer (sailing on a skimmer)
I'm on a skimmer (I'm on a skimmer)
I'm on a skimmer
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking skimmer (skimmer, yeah)

I'm on a skimmer motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a skimmer on the deep silt sea
Busting fifty knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause this skimmer floats.

Paint a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a skimmer, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Firestorm Flame,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)

I got my sandcloth
And my skinning knife
I'm killing flyers, you at the Gaj
Straight wasting life

I'm fighting a silt horror, doing flips and shit
The blood's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Tuluk, this is real as it gets
I'm on a skimmer, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a skimmer and
It's going fast and
I got a true giant themed
pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world
On a skimmer like ??
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a skimmer, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I like silt, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This sandstorm make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this skimmer to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Gate Gritshaw, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big brown silty road (yeah)
Muk Utep
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big skimmer coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a ??

I'm on a skimmer
I'm on a skimmer
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a skimmer (woaah)
I'm on a skimmer
I'm on a skimmer
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' skimmer (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

[IAmJacksOpinion]

The ivory-grilled, dreadlocked man cocks his dark, wide-brimmed surmac and strikes poses in between background vocals.

[IAmJacksOpinion]

Here we go, Kank Whisperer. This is the song we should be singing.

(Kid Rock's "Cowboy" for the rhythm or whatever you'd call it)





Well I'm a packin' up my kank and I'm gonna ride down south,
Where real women wave spears and foam at the mouth,
Find a cave in the hills, forage flint,
Get a couple buddies, find a spot to twink,
Then I'm gonna sell some forage, at the Fist Outpost,
With a bottle of Oash, and some carru to roast,
Buy a skimmer for the lawls, just to boast,
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast,
Spam up my hunt, and poison my katars,
Join up the Byn, and fist-fight in bars,
Zip down to Red Storm, buy some spice,
Find the Red Fangs, tell those fools to get a life,
Start an escort business, but not why you'd think,
Run 'um outta stam, and demand their cha-chink,
I'm a ranger/thug and I'm the real McCoy,

I'm headed outside sucka! Cause I wanna be a ....
grebber baby!
With my hood raised up, and my sdesc hidden,
Grebber baby!

[FantasyWriter]

Here we go, Kank Whisperer. This is the song we should be singing.

(Kid Rock's "Cowboy" for the rhythm or whatever you'd call it)





Well I'm a packin' up my kank and I'm gonna ride down south,
Where real women wave spears and foam at the mouth,
Find a cave in the hills, forage flint,
Get a couple buddies, find a spot to twink,
Then I'm gonna sell some forage, at the Fist Outpost,
With a bottle of Oash, and some carru to roast,
Buy a skimmer for the lawls, just to boast,
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast,
Spam up my hunt, and poison my katars,
Join up the Byn, and fist-fight in bars,
Zip down to Red Storm, buy some spice,
Find the Red Fangs, tell those fools to get a life,
Start an escort business, but not why you'd think,
Run 'um outta stam, and demand their cha-chink,
I'm a ranger/thug and I'm the real McCoy,

I'm headed outside sucka! Cause I wanna be a ....
grebber baby!
With my hood raised up, and my sdesc hidden,
Grebber baby!

hhhahhahhahhhahhhhhhahahahahahhah!

[AmandaGreathouse]

That may be the most hilariously true, apt adaptation I've ever heard of a song to fit. If it would fit, I'd sig the whole thing.

[Kol]

HAHAHAHA

IAJO, that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

[jhunter]

OMG, that's awesome!

[Thunkkin]

Well, THIS is what I'll be singing if I ever get on a skimmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDErgD9YNyc

[Qzzrbl]

Hehe.

http://gd-tangent.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=165

[MarshallDFX]

Well, THIS is what I'll be singing if I ever get on a skimmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDErgD9YNyc

That would take IC months of f-me recruiting.  That's devotion.

[Whiran Luck]

And I'll make an alcoholic root grebber and join you all with this theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2Lx_gSr5k&feature=related

[MarshallDFX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bbbQDjkTY

Anybody remember this movie from their younger days?

edit:  this might be appropriate too from the same movie:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvUbbYX9BMs&NR=1

[Qzzrbl]

And I'll make an alcoholic root grebber and join you all with this theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2Lx_gSr5k&feature=related

That's a Bynner's song, what are you doing?

[Whiran Luck]

And I'll make an alcoholic root grebber and join you all with this theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2Lx_gSr5k&feature=related

That's a Bynner's song, what are you doing?

Bucking the mold!

[IAmJacksOpinion]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, yeah!

Get your tape decks ready!

It's about to go down!

Grebber,

verse,

mutha-fuckin.....

TWO!



I'm headed outside sucka! Cause I wanna be a ....
grebber baby!
With my hood raised up, and my sdesc hidden,
Grebber baby!
Riding off course cause I can't navigate,
Grebber baby!
I can shoot a stilt from two screens away!

I saw my beetle crapping when the sorc rolled in,
And went "mon un die", macroed for the wyn,
Stone skin, stone hammer, stone armored behind,
I tried to run, but then he cast blind,
Spam 'E' and flee, wish I had Blind Fight,
Got a map on excel, but couldn't steer right,
And in the end, he got my boots boy,

But it's all in a hard works day, of a mutha-fucking
Grebber baby!
With my tembo mesh, and my maxed out skinning,
Grebber baby!
Risk my life for a jakhal hide,
I wanna be a grebber baby,
Riding at night, and I can't see straight,
Grebber baby,
I can spot a newb from  three screens away




[To be continued.... probably.]

[Pale Horse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bbbQDjkTY

Anybody remember this movie from their younger days?

edit:  this might be appropriate too from the same movie:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvUbbYX9BMs&NR=1

Recorded a copy of that movie off the TV, once.  Liked it.

Then someone else recorded over it..I was sad.

[Kol]

I want to sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plfVQV-klZo

And straight after...this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV6R0I2oHKY

I think it would be amazing.

[hyzhenhok]

Don't forget the part when you're back on solid ground, celebrating the profit from whatever sekrits you've discovered.

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The bone-grilled, dreadlocked man sits at the wooden bar.

At your table, the bone-grilled, dreadlocked man says, to the chocolate-skinned f-me, "Baby, what is your name? Let me buy you a DRANK.

"I'm a skimmer, you know me. I know Red Sun costs thirty-three.

"Let's get drunk. Ima gonna buy you a DRANK.

"Then, Ima take you home, wit' me.

"I've got 'sid in the bank, whatchoo think about that?"


Credit where credit is due: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTK0kFXJjd0