Armageddon: Serious business.

Started by Shabago, May 04, 2009, 05:34:53 PM

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May 04, 2009, 05:34:53 PM
I hope you all appreciate the amount of work that goes into new NPCs for the game staff side. To show you the amount of thought that goes into such, I've decided to post the following brainstorming meeting for new NPCs for House Tor.

Niamh: Erek Tor
Adhira: Derek, Disec, Bisec
Niamh: Gigan
Morgenes: Destruc
Shalooonsh: Vivisec
Niamh: Construc
Shalooonsh: Conduc
Shalooonsh: Regula
Tiernan: Master Baye
Tiernan: Ora, Debaye  (clearly politicians)
Shalooonsh: I think Instiga should be a politican/diplomat as well
Shalooonsh: Media
Tiernan: Procrastina Tor, although she would be held up in the HoK waiting setup forever
Shalooonsh: Diala
Wyx: Lord Templar of Taxes, Inflay Tor
Tiernan: Percola, the Tor barista
Shalooonsh: Termina Tor, the House Tor HR Rep
Adhira: Kraka Tor - explosive temper
Tiernan: Detanate has the explosive temper
Niamh: Lord Templar Inqusi Tor of the Blue
Wyx: Penetray
Shalooonsh: Vibra
Wyx: His cousin, the spy, Infultray
Niamh: Max Fac, the flaming Tor who loves kohl
Wyx: Fornicay
Niamh: Chiroprac?
Niamh: Or the medic, Defibrula
Wyx: Lord Rap Tor
Shalooonsh: Implan Tor
Tzurahro: Impregnay
Adhira: Hiberna
Tzurahro: Experimen
Niamh: Domina
Shabago: Viola
Shabago: Far (smelly bastard)
Shabago: Pain (likes upgrading the Tor Academy)
Tzurahro: Desecray
Niamh: Denomina, the math prodigy
Shabago: Valida - Head of Tor security
Niamh: Mutlia

And so on...

Serious business.
Nessalin: At night, I stand there and watch you sleep.  With a hammer in one hand and a candy cane in the other.  Judging.
May 04, 2009, 05:39:59 PM #1
Niamh: Mutlia
Shabago: Flo - drifts from job to job.
Niamh: I wouldn't want to be Flo.
Tzurahro: Corrup.  I like Corrup.
Shabago: Ejack ola
Shalooonsh: Disconnec
Shalooonsh: (played by Nyr)
Niamh: Simula
Niamh: Or Stimula, hrm.
Tzurahro: Incrimina
Shabago: Flachulay
Shabago: Can I copy/paste this into a GDB post to show the PB how hard we work?
Shalooonsh:  Sure, I'll get the log, and become Edi (Tor)


The whole thing began late one night on immchat when a certain Tor staffer asked for names for a new NPC Tor Lord... and I threw out the idea of naming him "Erek."

About two weeks down the road, the staffer was talking about Tor and mentioned the Lord had been well accepted.  So began the epic...
I seduced the daughters of men
And made the death of them.
I demanded human sacrifices
From the rest of them.
I became the spirit that haunted
And protected them.
And I lived in the tower of flame
But death collected them.
-War is my Destiny, Ill Bill
May 04, 2009, 05:40:22 PM #2
This is the best thread EVER.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 05:42:03 PM #3
Of course, Elimineé, the assassin, is a secret NPC we aren't allowed to know about.
May 04, 2009, 05:45:26 PM #4
And:

Contrac, the builder.
Seeyulay, the ever-absent socializer.
Calculay, the accountant.
Roose, the guy who plays the trumpet and wakes up the Scorpions.
Mor, the tablet-making physician.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 05:46:00 PM #5
Elemeno and Aybeeceedee, twin librarians of Tor.
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
May 04, 2009, 05:50:53 PM #6
Abduc, the child predator.
Ack, the thespian.
Administray, the House leader.
Alligay, the monster!
Alienay, the man who makes every social scene awkward.
Ancess, the history keeper.
Annotay, the OTHER librarian.
Predah, the hunter.
Animay, the artist.
Aviay, the pilot.
Castray, someone's gotta make the eunuchs for the harem.
Creay, the merchant.
Liberay, the man who values freedom.
Janiy, the cleaner.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 05:53:22 PM #7
Administray, the House leader.


They may be the house leader but I still stand by my assertion that Crea Tor is the house founder.
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently, some would say more correctly." - Jemaine Clement. FOTC.
May 04, 2009, 05:54:28 PM #8
Don't forget Simulay, who pretends to be a Borsail.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
May 04, 2009, 06:15:25 PM #9
Oh god lol. >.<
Rickey's Law: People don't want "A story". They want their story.
May 04, 2009, 07:17:38 PM #10
I love you. All of you. Every single one.

"Terran Tor saw us, Rex!" Says Amos Bynner.
"No Tor to us," declares half-giant Smasher.

THESE JOKES ARE ALL TORIFFIC!

Man, I think I'm loosing brain cells.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 04, 2009, 07:30:15 PM #11
Shalooonsh is scary. Viola makes me cross my legs!
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
May 04, 2009, 07:35:56 PM #12
Immoley (krathi)
Procras tina (house fop)
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM #13
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>
Rickey's Law: People don't want "A story". They want their story.
May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM #14
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.
May 04, 2009, 07:49:51 PM #15
May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM #16
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.
Rickey's Law: People don't want "A story". They want their story.
May 04, 2009, 07:54:06 PM #17
Naps Tor - Steals bards from Fale and releases them to the masses for free!
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
May 04, 2009, 07:54:51 PM #18
Tray Tor! He did it! HE'S THE ONE!
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 04, 2009, 08:19:30 PM #19
> emote goes into an imaginary drum solo, slamming at several invisible drums with his intangible drumsticks

> shout (drumming) BUT HE WAS STILL TROG TOR!!
Quote from: Niamh on September 24, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
Remember, you're never in trouble if you don't get caught!

Quote from: Wyx on June 28, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
Besides, the players know best
May 04, 2009, 08:31:50 PM #20
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.

I am applying for Instigay Tor.

(Seriously though, you did it wrong. Krabstor doesn't sound like anything.)
May 04, 2009, 08:33:53 PM #21
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.

I am applying for Instigay Tor.

(Seriously though, you did it wrong. Krabstor doesn't sound like anything.)

It sounds like a super-villian. Or an anti-acid.
Quote from: nessalin on July 11, 2016, 02:48:32 PM
Trunk
hidden by 'body/torso'
hides nipples
May 04, 2009, 08:58:36 PM #22
Quote from: Zoltan on May 04, 2009, 08:33:53 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.

I am applying for Instigay Tor.

(Seriously though, you did it wrong. Krabstor doesn't sound like anything.)

It sounds like a super-villian. Or an anti-acid.
Or a topical ointment for herpes.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 09:00:39 PM #23
You all forgot Ele Vay and Eskal Ay Tor. Both very ambitious, often trying to rise above their station in the family.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:
May 04, 2009, 09:22:02 PM #24
Quote from: Bushranger on May 04, 2009, 07:54:06 PM
Naps Tor - Steals bards from Fale and releases them to the masses for free!

lol
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
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