One for all the new players!

Started by musashi, December 13, 2008, 10:45:15 AM

I've been seeing quite a lot of new players running around the game and done my share to help a few here and there who seemed a bit lost but ... I just wanted to say it's awesome to have some fresh blood in the player base, and I hope you all really start to enjoy the game!
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Everything Musashi said. I've noticed quite an influx of newer players, and I seriously hope you all get sort of addicted to the game. I always need a sparring partner, or someone to gain my ire. So, lets do it.
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

No kidding, we've had a bunch lately. I'm smiling when I see you guys!

Welcome to Armageddon.
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Congrats to our new Crackageddon addicts! Please remember to read the docs, and leave your boots at the doorway. That nice young elf lurking by the bar will happily exchange them for your very own multi-use small piece of bone.
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Quote from: Lizzie on December 13, 2008, 01:30:03 PM
Congrats to our new Crackageddon addicts! Please remember to read the docs, and leave your boots at the doorway. That nice young elf lurking by the bar will happily exchange them for your very own multi-use small piece of bone.

To expand on this. Don't trust anybody BUT an elf.  They are the newbie-helper race.

I'm totally lying in jest.

Quote from: Cerelum on December 13, 2008, 01:31:26 PM
Quote from: Lizzie on December 13, 2008, 01:30:03 PM
Congrats to our new Crackageddon addicts! Please remember to read the docs, and leave your boots at the doorway. That nice young elf lurking by the bar will happily exchange them for your very own multi-use small piece of bone.

To expand on this. Don't trust anybody BUT an elf.  They are the newbie-helper race.

I'm totally lying in jest.

To expand on this.  Don't ever trust Cerelum/JaRod.  He's an anti-newbie helper.  ;)
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Thanks for the boots, Cerelum.

Fucking KILLER seeing all the new faces.  Totally wicked shit.
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Quote from: Malifaxis on December 15, 2008, 03:52:21 PM
Thanks for the boots, Cerelum.

Fucking KILLER seeing all the new faces.  Totally wicked shit.
Bah, shit happens, now if someone could just poke Belenos and make sure he's in a good mood for my special app and he approves it I would be a happy dude.

PS. I loved the rp, but I hate guys who play girls and girls who play guys, so I down your rating to Meh.

Just like to offer a reminder to check out the list of helpers!

Welcome to Armageddon. Mwahahahah
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I smile when I see new players.

Then it turns to a frown when I see them idling for hours on end.
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She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I had a classic newb moment! :)

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Quote from: Gunnerblaster on December 20, 2008, 10:08:50 PM
I smile when I see new players.

Then it turns to a frown when I see them idling for hours on end.
Heh, I'm a newbie who does the second part a lot :P
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* Xagon would respond, but he's having too much fun idling. *
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