You know you are addicted to Arm when ...

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April 15, 2009, 12:45:48 PM #325
..When you wake up, open the refrigerator directly in front of you, and grab a nice fat Tandu steak from it. You slap it on a metal dish, put it in the oven, then take it out just when it starts to smell good. You eat the steak...

...Then you wake up. For real, this time. What's really funny is usually I'm hungry, but I woke up full. Sleepeating?

Also, Tandu steaks taste somewhat marrowy, like the inside of a chicken bone.
Quote from: Niamh on September 24, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
Remember, you're never in trouble if you don't get caught!

Quote from: Wyx on June 28, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
Besides, the players know best
April 15, 2009, 04:04:28 PM #326
Quote from: SMuz on April 15, 2009, 12:33:44 AM
Quote from: Maso on April 14, 2009, 09:20:07 PM
...you go on holiday to Thailand and enjoy it because you get to play Arm in a bikini and your timezone allows for peak play. 0.o

(and its totally 'method RP' with the weather)
Didn't take a photo of playing Arm in Thailand?

the appropriate statement is "pics or shens"

p.s. maso is a girl? pics or shens.
April 16, 2009, 01:23:24 PM #327
When you go to the shops you bark "view #14 (with raised eyebrows)" "Buy #14 (sprinkling several coins onto the counter)" at the clerk/owner/etc!

April 18, 2009, 02:26:36 AM #328
..when you wish that chat clients could translate to mirukkim or allundean
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
April 18, 2009, 04:43:07 PM #329
I dunno what shens means. But shens away!
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
April 28, 2009, 10:30:17 AM #330
When a car nearly runs you off the road and the thought going through your head as you try and swirve to miss them "Oh, man, I REALLY don't want to make a new character!"
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.
April 28, 2009, 10:59:16 AM #331
When your spell checker recognizes "Crackageddon" as a valid word.
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
April 29, 2009, 02:39:17 AM #332
Quote from: Agent_137 on April 15, 2009, 04:04:28 PM
Quote from: SMuz on April 15, 2009, 12:33:44 AM
Quote from: Maso on April 14, 2009, 09:20:07 PM
...you go on holiday to Thailand and enjoy it because you get to play Arm in a bikini and your timezone allows for peak play. 0.o

(and its totally 'method RP' with the weather)
Didn't take a photo of playing Arm in Thailand?

the appropriate statement is "pics or shens"

p.s. maso is a girl? pics or shens.

Because I do things without peoples consent.



April 29, 2009, 03:13:34 AM #333
I have a hotter pic of Maso in Thailand. She's so easy to stalk :P
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
April 29, 2009, 03:18:06 AM #334
You know that's more creepy than funny, right?
April 29, 2009, 03:40:45 AM #335
It wasn't meant to be either. It was an empty boast that I have no intention of shenning. Granted, she put those photos on the internet herself. Mansa is cuter, though :P
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
April 29, 2009, 08:02:20 AM #336
I'm really scared.....  :'(
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
April 29, 2009, 10:14:47 AM #337
Quote from: Maso on April 29, 2009, 08:02:20 AM
I'm really scared.....  :'(

Travel armed.
I seduced the daughters of men
And made the death of them.
I demanded human sacrifices
From the rest of them.
I became the spirit that haunted
And protected them.
And I lived in the tower of flame
But death collected them.
-War is my Destiny, Ill Bill
April 29, 2009, 11:26:34 AM #338
Quote from: Maso on April 29, 2009, 08:02:20 AM
I'm really scared.....  :'(


You needs ta hire a mul or HG..... I know a few... no really i do.
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
April 29, 2009, 06:40:45 PM #339
I never knew hot chicks played armageddon. *tips hat*
Free your hate.
April 29, 2009, 07:54:53 PM #340
they dont

maso is a guy
some of my posts are serious stuff
April 29, 2009, 08:15:07 PM #341
Quote from: Ghost on April 29, 2009, 07:54:53 PM
they dont

maso is was a guy

fixed.
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April 29, 2009, 08:18:11 PM #342
There are no hot chicks that play Armageddon.

If there were, they would deny it for fear of being swarmed by a pack of sex-starved, socially deprived geeks.
April 29, 2009, 08:22:00 PM #343
Quote from: a strange shadow on April 29, 2009, 08:18:11 PM
There are no hot chicks that play Armageddon.

If there were, they would deny it for fear of being swarmed by a pack of sex-starved, socially deprived geeks.

seriously

what are we going to do about this sexual tension between us?
some of my posts are serious stuff
April 29, 2009, 09:54:14 PM #344
Quote from: Ghost on April 29, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
Quote from: a strange shadow on April 29, 2009, 08:18:11 PM
There are no hot chicks that play Armageddon.

If there were, they would deny it for fear of being swarmed by a pack of sex-starved, socially deprived geeks.

seriously

what are we going to do about this sexual tension between us?

whos got the next round of the fme pc
Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
April 29, 2009, 10:26:02 PM #345
Quote from: a strange shadow on April 29, 2009, 08:18:11 PM
There are no hot chicks that play Armageddon.

If there were, they would deny it for fear of being swarmed by a pack of sex-starved, socially deprived geeks.

You didn't have to talk about me like that, shadow.

But all Arm-playin' chicks are hot, regardless of appearance.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
April 29, 2009, 10:33:41 PM #346
Your right hemisphere is smokin' baby.
April 30, 2009, 06:13:36 PM #347
You're playing a text twist type game and become furious when it won't accept Mul as a real word.
The mottled, tattooed half-elf stops using his dusty long-legged brown cricket.

Think Poor cricket...
April 30, 2009, 07:46:57 PM #348
Quote from: Preacher on April 30, 2009, 06:13:36 PM
You're playing a text twist type game and become furious when it won't accept Mul as a real word.

Elf, dwarf, templar, and mantis are in this game, but no mul?!
Templar would give awesome points.
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
May 01, 2009, 12:05:11 AM #349
Quote from: Preacher on April 30, 2009, 06:13:36 PM
You're playing a text twist type game and become furious when it won't accept Mul as a real word.
Done this before with a bunch of Zalanthan plants.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
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