You know you are addicted to Arm when ...

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January 21, 2009, 09:55:43 AM #150
When you're walking along, and wonder why an elf hasn't stolen the coke from your hand yet.
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
-Albert Einstein
January 21, 2009, 11:59:26 AM #151
When you get drunk in a scotch bar in downtown Minneapolis known as Brit's Pub and accidentally ask the bartender (who happens to be female)

"Hey Vennant, can you get me another shot of 18 year Glenfiddich?"
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.
January 21, 2009, 12:55:30 PM #152
So which of you bar-goers hasn't at one point or another asked for Red Sun?
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
January 21, 2009, 01:58:17 PM #153
Quote from: brytta.leofa on January 21, 2009, 12:55:30 PM
So which of you bar-goers hasn't at one point or another asked for Red Sun?

I haven't, though I have asked for Liquid Fire.  I was pleasantly surprised when they poured me a shot of everclear and lit it right up.

I just sat there and watched it burn, as I lacked the balls to drink it through my massive growth of facial hair.

I didn't want to pull a Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial recreation.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.
January 21, 2009, 04:24:34 PM #154
shout (cupping a hand over his mouth) Yo, Jydra! Gimme'a fuckin'mead, an'be snappy about it!
January 21, 2009, 08:42:14 PM #155
your standards in real life are lowered because your used to Zalanthian woman.

Code Select
say (eying the homely, one-armed woman with a crooked grin) Hey there.. Why don' ya come and sit on me lap?
Quote from: Cutthroat on August 22, 2009, 10:57:13 PMSo Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
January 21, 2009, 08:52:27 PM #156
You know you're addicted when you play other MUDs and then come back to think of the most voulger thing to say about it.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors
January 22, 2009, 09:57:49 AM #157
Quote from: askaran on January 21, 2009, 08:42:14 PM
your standards in real life are lowered because your used to Zalanthian woman.

Code Select
say (eying the homely, one-armed woman with a crooked grin) Hey there.. Why don' ya come and sit on me lap?

Hah! That's awesome
January 22, 2009, 09:59:21 AM #158
...
When you wake up from a bad ARM dream... crying.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors
January 23, 2009, 07:28:00 AM #159
When you have to write out a list of pros and cons between going to class or playing arm.
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
-Albert Einstein
January 23, 2009, 10:48:43 AM #160
When you can successfully convince yourself that playing arm -is- going to class.
Quote from: AJM
Only noobs quote themselves.
January 23, 2009, 12:45:03 PM #161
When you do something that would not be seen by others and think: hemote chews on the inside of her lip.
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.
January 23, 2009, 02:51:30 PM #162
When you look at a branch and think: I could make an arrow out of that if I could just find my blasted straightening wrench.
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
-Albert Einstein
January 24, 2009, 03:34:32 PM #163
When you get drunk, wake up without pants on and all you can do is...

You think, "Fucking twinks."
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
January 25, 2009, 01:15:59 PM #164
You have to have a glass of water before entering the room because you know as soon as you sit down infront of the keyboard you'll think "I'm so thirsty"
"The Highlord casts a shadow because he does not want to see skin!" -- Boog

<this space for rent>
January 25, 2009, 02:59:55 PM #165
Code Select
Look Policeman

think: Why isnt he wearing Jade and black?
Quote from: Cutthroat on August 22, 2009, 10:57:13 PMSo Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
January 25, 2009, 10:44:54 PM #166
...when this makes you smile way more than it should, and snicker a little, too.
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.
January 25, 2009, 11:59:09 PM #167
Quote from: Wolfsong on January 25, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
...when this makes you smile way more than it should, and snicker a little, too.

emote is left speechless.
Quote from: AJM
Only noobs quote themselves.
January 26, 2009, 12:11:34 AM #168
Quote from: Wolfsong on January 25, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
...when this makes you smile way more than it should, and snicker a little, too.

Wow ... I wanna play a magicker now  :)
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
January 26, 2009, 12:19:19 AM #169
Quote from: AJM on January 25, 2009, 11:59:09 PM
Quote from: Wolfsong on January 25, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
...when this makes you smile way more than it should, and snicker a little, too.

emote is left speechless.

The video title is incorrect ... Daler Mehndi is a punjabi sikh, so "arab" is a bit of a misnomer.

Nonetheless, this is what I imagine the gemmer quarter looks like most evenings.
Quote from: Synthesis
Quote from: lordcooper
You go south and one of the other directions that isn't north.  That is seriously the limit of my geographical knowledge of Arm.
Sarge?
January 26, 2009, 12:20:20 AM #170
Yeah, I admit I thought Allanak way more than Tuluk, despite the name.
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
January 26, 2009, 01:38:11 AM #171
DOOP DOOP DUR DOOPDOOP DE DOOP.
Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.
January 26, 2009, 02:46:32 AM #172
When you consistently play the game for a decade.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger
January 26, 2009, 02:47:34 AM #173
Quote from: Armaddict on January 26, 2009, 02:46:32 AM
When you consistently play the game for a decade.

...when your name is Armaddict. ;)
January 26, 2009, 02:52:17 AM #174
Ohhhh yeah!  That might be a dead giveaway XD
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger
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