Looking for a Role

Started by Iota, October 01, 2008, 12:42:25 AM

I just lost an uber-duber branched 14 day PC to a stupid mistake.

I'll go North, South, human, half-elf, straight, lesbian, whatever. I feel kind of emptied of ... happy right now.

I was so close to beating the game again!


Iota may sound like a self-deprecating twink, but she's shit hot.

Would recommend again.

Quote from: Yam on October 01, 2008, 12:44:43 AM
Iota may sound like a self-deprecating twink, but she's shit hot.

Would recommend again.

Yeah. Guys, I'm seriously just joking. I would trade a maxed out anything for people to roleplay with.
Also, I probably won't do a lesbian.

I just lost the game.
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.


Got a role.  :D

Feel free to hijack the thread (though historically, saying something like that in a post stops a thread dead right about here).


Iota once played a character who suggested my character needed a towel.

To clean up a four-corpse murder scene.

"Boss, I think we need a towel."
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

Quote from: Fathi on October 03, 2008, 03:35:13 AM
Iota once played a character who suggested my character needed a towel.

To clean up a four-corpse murder scene.

"Boss, I think we need a towel."

My character had a towel, once.

It was his most prized item, because he didn't know what it was for, and neither did anyone else.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

October 03, 2008, 11:29:58 AM #8 Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 06:22:17 PM by Delstro
Iota is very involving. Even when you want to be left alone in a corner, she'll bug you, and get you out and about and then you die. Why? Because she got you out and about and you pissed someone off. She is the Zalanthan experience right there.
Quote from: Cutthroat on September 30, 2008, 10:15:55 PM
> forage artifacts

You find a rusty, armed landmine and pick it up.

Quote from: Iota on October 01, 2008, 12:42:25 AM
I just lost an uber-duber branched 14 day PC to a stupid mistake.

I'll go North, South, human, half-elf, straight, lesbian, whatever. I feel kind of emptied of ... happy right now.

I was so close to beating the game again!



Where is your corpse?
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My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
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The young daughter has been filled.

Quote from: Desertman on October 03, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
Quote from: Iota on October 01, 2008, 12:42:25 AM
I just lost an uber-duber branched 14 day PC to a stupid mistake.

I'll go North, South, human, half-elf, straight, lesbian, whatever. I feel kind of emptied of ... happy right now.

I was so close to beating the game again!



Where is your corpse?

Oops.. I.. uh.. junked it..
Majikal Quote:
"I  came in a girls hair products when she was too drunk to finish blowing me... she still doesn't know. We're still friends."

Quote from: Malken on October 03, 2008, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: Fathi on October 03, 2008, 03:35:13 AM
Iota once played a character who suggested my character needed a towel.

To clean up a four-corpse murder scene.

"Boss, I think we need a towel."

My character had a towel, once.

It was his most prized item, because he didn't know what it was for, and neither did anyone else.
That's nothing!  I had a character with a bathroom complete with tub and NO towel... but I did have a hamper to put soiled ones in.  I knew because the item description told me so. :D
Quote from: MalifaxisWe need to listen to spawnloser.
Quote from: Reiterationspawnloser knows all

Quote from: SpoonA magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Quote from: spawnloser on October 03, 2008, 11:20:19 PM
Quote from: Malken on October 03, 2008, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: Fathi on October 03, 2008, 03:35:13 AM
Iota once played a character who suggested my character needed a towel.

To clean up a four-corpse murder scene.

"Boss, I think we need a towel."

My character had a towel, once.

It was his most prized item, because he didn't know what it was for, and neither did anyone else.
That's nothing!  I had a character with a bathroom complete with tub and NO towel... but I did have a hamper to put soiled ones in.  I knew because the item description told me so. :D

... You've gotta wonder what exactly has to happen to a towel to make it 'soiled.' I mean, you wipe yourself off after a bath and you're all clean! You aren't soiling it that bad!

I had a character who had a bathtub once.

She filled it with silt and swam around with her buddy pretending to be silt horrors.
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

And I still love you for that Fathi. Especially the goggles.

Thead hijacked enough, Miss Iota?
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

I remember this one time...

No I don't. Who am I kidding?
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot

The woman looks rather like a small, grey, bug-eyed silt louse.