Shame (the opposite of bragging)

[Ampere]

I was once waying an assassin that his mark was sitting at the bar with me in the Sanctuary... I used 'talk' instead of 'psi'.

This shame belongs to another:  I was once mis-wayed about a prospective hit.  Thought it was hysterical, and told him it was his lucky day, as I'm not above murdering strangers for money.  Unfortunately he couldn't afford me.

[Ender]

On a gemmer I was playing many years ago I was trying to way my shady buddy some shady info.  He was something like thin, scar-faced man.  So I contact scar and get something akin to the lithe, scar-faced man.  After I realized my mistake I thought I'd be all slick and say something along the lines of:

"It'd be a good idea if you just forgot everything you heard if you know what's good for you."

Turns out the recipient of my mis-way was a templar, and didn't really like being talked to that way  .

[jstorrie]

One time my pals and I were attacking a lair of acidic beasts, and as the corpses piled up we started taking periodic acid damage from the presence of so many. Thinking quickly with the mighty power of being stoned, my excep-strength, poor-wisdomed hero picked up all the corpses and chucked the one-by-one out of the room. The imm who inflicted body-wide acid burns on my PC was presumably not impressed.

I was cool with it, though. I very much loved having the game's only full set of blackened black brigandine. BLACKER THAN BLACK.

[AmandaGreathouse]

My first pc was a Tuluki. Over the course of about 1.5 IG years, she managed to wind up with feelings for a breed (Hawk), an invisible sorcerer who would visit her occasionally, and a noble (Zalranris Tenneshi). Of course, she knew how fucked all of that was, so she never 'quite' acted on any of them. But I pity the staffer, if one did, that came across her out in the scrub at night, masturbating to fantasies of ginka fruit and said noble. [Too, too much fun.]

[Kankfly]

Once upon a time, during an important RPT, I did a think involving a certain noble lady which I forgot about already, except instead of think, I put emote.

I hate those typos. :/

[brytta.leofa]

Over the course of about 1.5 IG years, she managed to wind up with feelings for a breed (Hawk), an invisible sorcerer who would visit her occasionally, and a noble (Zalranris Tenneshi).

Hawk was a'right, for a 'breed.

[Rairen]

I once received a beautifully written kudos that complimented my willingness to have flawed characters and thanked me for having the courage to let my character mess up in front of so many people and with such cute realism.

It wasn't intentional.  I just fucked up.   

[Chettaman]

I've always been afraid to masturbate. If not the fear of being caught with my pants down. The fear of...

Someone sends you, please fade already.

[Ourla]

One time my pals and I were attacking a lair of acidic beasts, and as the corpses piled up we started taking periodic acid damage from the presence of so many. Thinking quickly with the mighty power of being stoned, my excep-strength, poor-wisdomed hero picked up all the corpses and chucked the one-by-one out of the room. The imm who inflicted body-wide acid burns on my PC was presumably not impressed.

I was cool with it, though. I very much loved having the game's only full set of blackened black brigandine. BLACKER THAN BLACK.

I love everything about this story.  I'm even a little in love with you.

[RogueGunslinger]

I've always been afraid to masturbate. If not the fear of being caught with my pants down. The fear of...

I thought that was me!  So damn annoying sometimes.


edit:  Err... this isn't the idle complaints thread. 

[Zoltan]

I've had a character or two spank their monkey IG more than a couple times... I pretty much only do it if I really have that much idle time with my character and I want to get their mindset about certain things. I always hope they'll get caught, too!

[IAmJacksOpinion]

Speaking of spanking monkey, I don't think I've ever emoted it out, but I frequently use hidden porn cache's to justify twinking my clanned assassin's slight of hand.    (Especially young ones and Half-Giants.)


Also, I like finding weird times to pee. I've left trails of moist sand behind Argosy, peed off the Barrel balcony, and even took a piss break mid-flight while my Whiran was flying around with a Templar.

[Jenred]

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     -  Asked to stop using emoticons when talking like :) - 7/26/01
Not one of my best comments.

[janeshephard]

Also, I like finding weird times to pee. I've left trails of moist sand behind Argosy, peed off the Barrel balcony, and even took a piss break mid-flight while my Whiran was flying around with a Templar.

I can't believe I'm asking this. How do you pee in this game?

[racurtne]

Also, I like finding weird times to pee. I've left trails of moist sand behind Argosy, peed off the Barrel balcony, and even took a piss break mid-flight while my Whiran was flying around with a Templar.

I can't believe I'm asking this. How do you pee in this game?

Emotes, nice creative ones.

Edited to be on topic: Though I'm too much of a newbie to get into specifics, rest assured my first two characters ended in ignominious deaths.

[RogueGunslinger]

That post was shameful.

[MarshallDFX]

I think you could use pee trails using the "scribble" command.

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>A few wet lines are here, spelling a name.

[Delstro]

I once accidently spam walked past the Kuraci elf Tears.

I realized this and walked back into the room and emoted coming from the opposite direction.

He bashed me and killed me.

This is shameful because I could have gotten away!

[HailTheAbyss]

With my first char, a few years ago when I first tried Armageddon, I wanted him to be a dodgy dealing merchant scammer kinda guy.

After running around 'Nak without a clue for a few days, I decided to go to a place where I thought I could "do some dodgy deals". Of course, being a newb, I had inferred
that I should go to the 'Rinth, from the docs.

I really had a bad feeling walking in there, and of course, after I tried talking to two NPCs, they went aggro on me, and then chased me down the alleyways, killing me in a few swift hits.

To top it off, my character was..... A Half-Elf, Guild Merchant, subguild Conman.

Oh, and his parents were merchants (!) that brought him up together (!) in 'nak. (As in ...an elf and human FAMILY)

Not the best first char concept, I tell you.

[HTX]

^

Heh, you think that's a bad first character concept, I'm pretty sure my first character was a bard who thought it was a good idea to hunt tembos with a flint knife, y'know, to bring in a bit of profit on the side...

[hyzhenhok]

My first three characters all got punched to death by a beggar.

The SAME beggar.

[MeTekillot]

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Was wandering around Allanak nailing couches to ceilings using the arrange command.  Was told to cut it out and fix the changes he had made. - 8/04/09

First account note.

[kuhfelsen]

Oh, and his parents were merchants (!) that brought him up together (!) in 'nak. (As in ...an elf and human FAMILY)

Not the best first char concept, I tell you.

How did this even get approved?

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Was wandering around Allanak nailing couches to ceilings using the arrange command.  Was told to cut it out and fix the changes he had made. - 8/04/09

First account note.

That's awesome!

[FantasyWriter]

Oh, and his parents were merchants (!) that brought him up together (!) in 'nak. (As in ...an elf and human FAMILY)

Not the best first char concept, I tell you.

How did this even get approved?

If you are new to Armageddon MUD, you should be aware that many half-
   elves are the product of rape, but this does not mean that you should
   feel obliged to make your character the result of such an act.

Many (not all) Half-elves are the product of rape.  Which means some are the result of consensual sex.

[kuhfelsen]

Touche'