Whoring & You

[jcljules]

I've been playing for two, and I've only met one PC whore...

Make more!!!

[LauraMars]

I think whores are great when they show up and actually stick with their job instead of becoming aides.  I hire whores whenever I encounter them so I can encourage the profession!

[Is Friday]

I think people should post about their good PC whoring experiences.

edit:

Obviously not the mudsexing kind. Dirty perverts.

[Barzalene]

Once my pc hired an whore. And I said, let's ftb, and he said, ok, but can we just stay here for a bit so people won't think my whore is too fast.

So, I played a game where I was pretending to have sex and then while pretending to have sex idled to pretend to have sex. And I'm still amused.

[Rachel]

I didn't know there was actually a way you could RP an actual 'ho on this game. I guess I have found a new character idea down the line.

The interesting thing to me is that I thought everyone was Rping a 'ho in one way or another. The way the game is so gritty in 'Nak makes me think that 'ho's just arent the ones who hang out in a tavern waiting for someone to pay them for you-know-what.

[NoteworthyFellow]

One time, years ago, when I was a teenage newbie, I played a whore who would get her client naked and then kill them with a knife.

She died on her first target when I neglected the fact that her combat skills were terrible and the guy could just, y'know, pick up his sword pretty easily.

[Barzalene]

One time, years ago, when I was a teenage newbie, I played a whore who would get her client naked and then kill them with a knife.

She died on her first target when I neglected the fact that her combat skills were terrible and the guy could just, y'know, pick up his sword pretty easily.

Was this like 2004?

[NoteworthyFellow]

One time, years ago, when I was a teenage newbie, I played a whore who would get her client naked and then kill them with a knife.

She died on her first target when I neglected the fact that her combat skills were terrible and the guy could just, y'know, pick up his sword pretty easily.

Was this like 2004?

Nah, more like 2001, though I imagine I was not the first nor the last with this concept. 

[Barzalene]

Probably. Did she have a pink silk cloak? Or rose silk?

[Taven]

I have never played a PC whore, or bought a PC whore, but all of the whores I have interacted with made the game a much richer place. I've had some really world-enriching interactions with PC whores, and they seem to have very interesting quirks. They are also usually hilarious, from my experiance. I'll probably play a PC whore some day, just to see what mischief and mayhem they can get into, or comic relief they can provide.

[Ammut]

I once played an elf who had public lice.  He was also somewhat dim-witted, so scratching himself in public wasn't out of the question.

You say, in allundean,
"Oooch! Why bugs like me so much!?"

the tall, dumb-looking elf scratches his groin furiously.

[Karo]

Hmm... where is the 'haven't played/rented one but find the idea interesting' option?

[LauraMars]

I once played an elf who had public lice.  He was also somewhat dim-witted, so scratching himself in public wasn't out of the question.

You say, in allundean,
"Oooch! Why bugs like me so much!?"

the tall, dumb-looking elf scratches his groin furiously.

Public lice?

Lice that only came out in public?

[Zoan]

He clearly meant that his lice problem was very evidently a public issue.

[jcljules]

I bet I'm the only one in here who's character wastes money on whores, yet fades to black 

[Zoltan]

Oh, I'm pretty sure you're not, jcljules. I think a staff member mentioned once that someone played a successful whore who would usually ftb. And if I'm remembering that particular thing wrong, well I'm still sure it's done frequently.

Most of my whoring experiences have been virtual. Just drop some coins on the whore NPC or whatever to simulate the money spent. Kind of like junking food items to feed vNPC relatives.

[manonfire]

The few times I haven't FTB'ed, the scenes ended up pretty hysterical.

Buzzard eggs in unusual places, hitting the wrong orifice, and the unforgettable scene when my character howled in agony as his own man-juice pegged him square in the eye.

[Malken]

Oh, I'm pretty sure you're not, jcljules. I think a staff member mentioned once that someone played a successful whore who would usually ftb.

As long as I get to FTB the payment afterward as well, it's cool with me! 

[NoteworthyFellow]

...the unforgettable scene when my character howled in agony as his own man-juice pegged him square in the eye.

A friend of mine in college once had to go door-to-door in our dorm to ask for eye drops after his boyfriend accidentally did that to him.  I made to sure to laugh at his expense.  He would've done the same for me.

[My 2 sids]

I think people should post about their good PC whoring experiences.

edit:

Obviously not the mudsexing kind. Dirty perverts.

I had a noble buy my slave PC a whore (also PC) for his 17th birthday.  That was a neat experence that actually did add to the game.

[musashi]

I once logged into the game to find a female f-me PC standing in the sleeping quarters naked. So my new half-elf asked her if she was waiting for a Jon, or if she just finished ...

She got offended 

[Lord of Charas]

Have played one. Have mudsexxor'd with . . . only one (1) other whore. I really do like 'em, though.

One thing I don't like is the volume of aides we have. I feel that if we had less aides, we would have more whores.

Here is what I think. The whole matter that surrounds making a whore PC is merely one of self-consciousness. If this is the issue, then that means one should just go on ahead and play one anyway. Anyone who wishes to shed away the self-consciousness should do this. Better yet, make it an ugly, dirty 'rinthi cawksucker and I think the whole issue will just dissipate. Completely.

The people will love you and admire your courage.

P.S.: (Some time ago I heard of one male half-giant who was himself a 'rinthi whore. I adored it. Whoever did this has my full kudos !)

[Yam]

Protip: the aides are whores.

[Lord of Charas]

Protip: the concubines are whores.

[Yam]

Protip: anyone is a whore for the right price.