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Started by musashi, April 20, 2008, 10:52:11 PM

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April 23, 2008, 02:59:54 AM #25
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 21, 2008, 08:45:08 PM
I'm gonna tame me a halfling slave....  ;D

*Goes to file a special request for a female halfing PC*
April 23, 2008, 08:04:17 AM #26
Quote from: Ami on April 23, 2008, 02:59:54 AM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 21, 2008, 08:45:08 PM
I'm gonna tame me a halfling slave....  ;D

*Goes to file a special request for a female halfing PC*

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April 23, 2008, 12:00:20 PM #27
I've always wanted to be a halfling but kinda put off by their disconnection with society.
April 23, 2008, 12:38:51 PM #28
Quote from: Ami on April 23, 2008, 12:00:20 PM
I've always wanted to be a halfling but kinda put off by their disconnection with society.

We could play halfling buddies!
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot
April 23, 2008, 01:33:57 PM #29
I'd rather be a Halfing belonging to/infatuated with some big-type.  ;D

It'd be completely unusual, weird, and almost(?) impossible.
April 23, 2008, 02:18:08 PM #30
Quote from: Ami on April 23, 2008, 01:33:57 PM
I'd rather be a Halfing belonging to/infatuated with some big-type.  ;D

It'd be completely unusual, weird, and almost(?) impossible.

I'm pretty sure you can eat his meat and get away with it.
April 23, 2008, 03:35:31 PM #31
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on April 23, 2008, 02:18:08 PM
Quote from: Ami on April 23, 2008, 01:33:57 PM
I'd rather be a Halfing belonging to/infatuated with some big-type.  ;D

It'd be completely unusual, weird, and almost(?) impossible.

I'm pretty sure you can eat his meat and get away with it.

Evil.
At your table, the badass dun-clad female says in tribal-accented sirihish, putting on a piping voice, incongruous not the least because it doesn't get rid of her rasp:
     "'Oh, I killed me a forest cat!' That's nice; I wiped me bum after taking a shit.
April 23, 2008, 05:41:41 PM #32
Halflings aren't so bad. Sure, they're iso, but once you tap into their mindset, it really doesn't matter anymore.
April 23, 2008, 06:21:57 PM #33
That does it, I'm adding them to my list of to-dos. :D
April 24, 2008, 12:03:21 AM #34
If solo-rp equals masturbation then halfling-rp equals a circle jerk.

Get out of the woods and join the orgy, guys...
Quote from: Wish

Don't think you're having all the fun...
You know me, I hate everyone!

Wish there was something real!
Wish there was something true!
Wish there was something real,
in this world full of YOU!
April 24, 2008, 03:03:22 AM #35
No, stay in the woods. I can deal with not interacting with an imm-sponsored special-app filled pk clan.
April 24, 2008, 02:00:03 PM #36
She can be a halfling who likes to visit Allanak on stilts and drink ale with her pards in the Gaj.
April 24, 2008, 02:11:47 PM #37
Quote from: Ami on April 24, 2008, 02:00:03 PM
She can be a halfling who likes to visit Allanak on stilts and drink ale with her pards in the Gaj.

If the imms, for some reason, accepted that, I would kill it quickly, and then set it on fire.
Quote from: H. L.  MenckenEvery normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
April 24, 2008, 02:14:53 PM #38
Quote from: Ami on April 24, 2008, 02:00:03 PM
She can be a halfling who likes to visit Allanak on stilts and drink ale with her pards in the Gaj.

Welcome to Armageddon pre-1995  :P

Add a few mantis to that and you're reminding me of my youth.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 24, 2008, 02:44:12 PM #39
She'd say "Guards, this man is trying to hurt me, please arrest him with haste!"
April 24, 2008, 02:50:18 PM #40
QuoteNo, stay in the woods. I can deal with not interacting with an imm-sponsored special-app filled pk clan.

I meant to stop playing in ISO clans.  They make Armageddon sad.   :'(
Quote from: Wish

Don't think you're having all the fun...
You know me, I hate everyone!

Wish there was something real!
Wish there was something true!
Wish there was something real,
in this world full of YOU!
April 24, 2008, 04:07:01 PM #41
Quote from: jstorrie on April 24, 2008, 03:03:22 AM
I can deal with not interacting with an imm-sponsored special-app filled pk clan.

This is beautiful. I think it's the first time that me and jstorrie agree on something.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 25, 2008, 05:22:56 AM #42
Quote from: Malken on April 24, 2008, 04:07:01 PM
Quote from: jstorrie on April 24, 2008, 03:03:22 AM
I can deal with not interacting with an imm-sponsored special-app filled pk clan.

This is beautiful. I think it's the first time that me and jstorrie agree on something.

Waste of space and brings nothing to the game IMO. I've found most dealings with halflings silly and unzalanthan.
Definately a neat Iso clan but I'd rather have those talented players out causing trouble in nak, tuluk or luirs, rather than stowed away to deal only with a couple other players.

As cute as it is to see something tiny run out of a bush screaming with a spear, I'd much rather have another active body in a city-state.

playable giths, THAT I think would bring a cool npc race to life. Wouldn't take as serious of a watch over by immortal eye and at least gith have documentation and a history of trade with elves/humans etc. which would make for great interactions.

/derail
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