April fools

Started by Maybe42or54, March 31, 2006, 10:34:40 PM

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March 31, 2006, 10:34:40 PM
Is it a joke or not?
Quote from: Shoka Windrunner on April 16, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
Arm is evil.  And I love it.  It's like the softest, cuddliest, happy smelling teddy bear in the world, except it is stuffed with meth needles that inject you everytime
March 31, 2006, 10:45:25 PM #1
Another announcement. I'm getting scared. Which one is true? Neither one is in the Recent news..
Quote from: Shoka Windrunner on April 16, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
Arm is evil.  And I love it.  It's like the softest, cuddliest, happy smelling teddy bear in the world, except it is stuffed with meth needles that inject you everytime
March 31, 2006, 10:47:41 PM #2
It should be the magick of april 1st.. damn...
quote="Ghost"]Despite the fact he is uglier than all of us, and he has a gay look attached to all over himself, and his being chubby (I love this word) Cenghiz still gets most of the girls in town. I have no damn idea how he does that.[/quote]
March 31, 2006, 11:07:15 PM #3
Makes you wonder if they decided on the tactic of hitting us with so much stuff at once that we won't know what is the joke and what isn't. And why is this change going in tomorrow specifically when there isn't going to be a downtime?

*shakes his head*
Quote from: Fnord on November 27, 2010, 01:55:19 PM
May the fap be with you, always. ;D
April 01, 2006, 12:51:10 AM #4
I'm of the opinion that the no downtime thing is real, and the joke is that you all think it's a joke and are going batshit over it.
Brevity is the soul of wit." -Shakespeare

"Omit needless words." -Strunk and White.

"Simplify, simplify." Thoreau
April 01, 2006, 01:10:43 AM #5
I'll sum up all the wisdom of 12 years of armageddoning in one short phrase.

"Tradition is a scary thing, hey who loaded all the ninjas into Flint's?"
April 01, 2006, 01:13:35 AM #6
At least no one is loading up mekillots and gajs for fun.

Have an entire day of the game not saving and kill all the PCs.  Then restart with everyone back where they were prior to today... good fun.

Wait... I probably shouldn't give them ideas.
April 01, 2006, 01:14:34 AM #7
Screw that announcement, what I'm hoping is that THIS announcement is true.

I've already special apped a mul rap artist, just in case.
Back from a long retirement
April 01, 2006, 01:15:50 AM #8
Have you seen the login screen?  :lol:
b]YB <3[/b]

April 01, 2006, 01:53:17 AM #9
N00bs.  You can't take any news you see today on the internet seriously, except the stuff on Slashdot and the new April items at Thinkgeek.

I had the greatest April Fools joke planned out for my boss.  Then joke was on me, April 1st is a saturday!  :x
April 01, 2006, 01:59:10 AM #10
Code Select
>
A brightly-plumaged vestric has arrived from nearby.

>A small rodent with bird-like features scurries here, glancing nervously
from side to side in these unfamiliar city environs.  Its feathers have been
brightly dyed in crimson and purple, and a strand of bells is wound around
its feathered neck.  It has small feathered arms for gliding down from
treetops, and curiously pink hands with three fingers.  
A brightly-plumaged vestric is in excellent condition.

>You say, out of character:
    "DEMON VESTRIC!"
April 01, 2006, 02:03:28 AM #11
>flee (covering ^me eyes and screaming)
April 01, 2006, 02:31:41 AM #12
This poll doesn't have enough options!  Anyway, my predictions are:

Morgenes watchery stuff:  real
Downtime elimination:  maybe (hey, a girl can hope)
New app policy: joke
Mantis replaced with Pikachu: joke
Clan mergers: joke
Daylight saving time: real (but should have been a joke)
New starting locations: joke


Angela Christine
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins
April 01, 2006, 04:46:36 AM #13
Be warned, for what you are about to see.. is shocking.

















Scroll Here

PROOF!
Quote from: "Weekly Update Archive"Coded new staff cmd to allow more types of world updates outside of imm-day -- Xygax.

http://www.zalanthas.org/weeklyupdate

Believe it! Or not.
For FantasyWriter:
Never again will I be a fool, I will from now on, wrap my tool.
April 01, 2006, 06:39:13 AM #14
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
Morgenes watchery stuff:  real
Downtime elimination:  maybe (hey, a girl can hope)
New app policy: joke
Mantis replaced with Pikachu: joke
Clan mergers: joke
Daylight saving time: real (but should have been a joke)
New starting locations: joke

Ditto.  Except I'm not a hoping girl.  I'm a hoping boy.
Quote from: Vesperas...You have to ask yourself... do you love your PC more than you love its contribution to the game?
April 01, 2006, 06:51:55 AM #15
"Hope is the last thing you do before you are defeated."
                                                    - Rollins
quote="Hymwen"]
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A pair of free chalton leather boots is here, carrying the newbie.[/quote]
April 01, 2006, 08:07:29 AM #16
I'm an Imm, so I am going with the joke
"rogues do it from behind"
Quote[19:40] FightClub: tremendous sandstorm i can't move.
[19:40] Clearsighted: Good
[19:41] Clearsighted: Tremendous sandstorms are gods way of saving the mud from you.
April 01, 2006, 09:05:54 AM #17
Quote from: Shoka Windrunner on April 16, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
Arm is evil.  And I love it.  It's like the softest, cuddliest, happy smelling teddy bear in the world, except it is stuffed with meth needles that inject you everytime
April 01, 2006, 09:19:30 AM #18
Quote from: "Maybe42or54"http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=5b2ce077-d3c6-4e1a-ad80-ccf54563bcf4&f=

:shock: That rocked!

I think Arm itself is an April Fool's joke, just one that was so good after years and years, people are -still- falling for it.
A staff member sends:
     "I hate you. :p"
April 01, 2006, 09:49:51 AM #19
SYSTEM: We will be going down for maintenance in 15 minutes, please finish up what you are doing and log out.  Note that this is not the normal maitenance period, and we will be back up within 20-30 minutes.

SYSTEM: The Wednesday Weekly Maintenance periods will start this coming Wednesday

Suppose that settles it.
7 more days!
April 01, 2006, 10:21:20 AM #20
I'm hard.

Anyone else?

-WP
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
April 01, 2006, 10:30:19 AM #21
Well, Helllllooo WarriorPoet.
Heh.
Back up, as far as I can tell.
7 more days!
April 01, 2006, 11:53:55 AM #22
It's now 11:53.  I bet the game goes down in 7 minutes, with a system message saying "hahaha fooled you bitches".
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]
April 01, 2006, 12:22:30 PM #23
I about crapped my pants when I read that Vanth was implementing a Silt World.  I didn't realize it was April 1 until I read this thread.  You got me!  I'm so gullable.  :oops:
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April 01, 2006, 12:29:57 PM #24
I feel really sorry for anybody that dies and gets a pikachu staring them in the face.
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