Instead of Christmas Mantis

[Yokunama]

Instead of the santa mantis head, could "please" have another head for this Christmas?

[Intrepid]

I actually rather like the Santa mantis head...

[Vesperas]

Me, I'd be just peachy even if the God King himself flew across the sky in a kank-drawn wagon, Ho-Ho-Hoing and dumping elven blood into the streets of Allanak.

And of course, no one should forget the black-robed templar carolling group that roams tavern to tavern.

[Vanth]

Contrary to popular belief, the staff does not sit around all day creating ANSI "artwork".

[JohnGalt]

Contrary to popular belief, the staff does not sit around all day creating ANSI "artwork".

I've long believed that the staff really needs to get their priorities straight.

[Moofassa]

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There you go. This took me like 10 minutes and 5 previews, and 3 edits...

[Agent_137]

i can't believe you actually have the gaul (gawl?) to seriously ask for this.

[Yokunama]

i can't believe you actually have the gaul (gawl?) to seriously ask for this.

Believe it, Agent.

[WarriorPoet]

Gall.

I like the mantis-head santa. He makes me hot in the pants.

Mebbe make the ansi of a carru-pulled sleigh. But, then we'd have to get the AFTER picture of the wrecked sleigh, shattered santa, and mass of dead carru after they plummet off the shield wall.

Carru don't fly, santa. Asshole.

-WP

[Agent_137]

gall? damnit!

[Anonymous]

gall? damnit!

Though, the Gauls did have a lot of gall.  So you were on the right track, sort of.

[Moofassa]

Someone appreciate my guy wearing the striped tuque!

[Rhyden]

Someone appreciate my guy wearing the striped tuque!

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Mr. Kitty appreciates it.

[Moofassa]

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... He looked cold.

[Yokunama]

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... He looked cold.

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... He looked hot.  :twisted:

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Ha.

[Moofassa]

Copy and Paste aren't proud of you. Only you are proud of them.

[Bebop]

I have never seen this Santa Mantis Head neither the Pikachu, which I really really want to see. ^_^

[Agent_137]

this thread should be locked for IC info.

don't you people care about surprising the new folk?

christmas spirit my ass.

[spawnloser]

Wait...there is no Sanndy Claws?

[Vanth]

I know that's supposed to be a candle, but it looks awfully phallic.

[Raesanos]

I know that's supposed to be a candle, but it looks awfully phallic.

If you set it on fire and it started melting.

[Hexxaex]

I know that's supposed to be a candle, but it looks awfully phallic.

Never noticed until now, haha.  I don't have a wick coming out of my member, though.

Anyway, I didn't know that there was a Christmas mantis, so you all spoiled it for me.

[Tarx]

Where's the Hanukah erdlu?

[Spoon]

This post doesn't actually have a purpose. Long story.

[LauraMars]

Oh hah!  There's a funny hat on the mantis.  ^_^

[Maybe42or54]

No, we don't need a new mantis head.

It is tradition to have it.

If you don't stick to tradition, one stupid person gets offended by the new thing and then it keeps changing and chaing and changing.

Just look at my office memo.

I cannot say Merry Christmas, etc, because it offends people. I can only say Happy Holidays, or nothing at all.

[Halaster]

Wait...there is no Sanndy Claws?

Sandy Claws made an apperance or two... just ask the people who got urinated on by the fat green mantis.

[Maybe42or54]

Uh-huh. I can never forget the amount of people that drew their weapons on rosy cheeked ol' Saint Claws when he stopped to get a drink of brandy.