should have done this

[adrien]

Okay this was very tempting for me to do.

a templar walks near me and narrows his eyes at me

i was so tempted to right Emote walks by ~templar confidently gazing down at him

im an elf

if you where a templar that seen that what would you do lol

[Delirium]

Taken your eyes out.

Then cut one of your legs off at the knee.

[Marauder Moe]

A whipping and a few days in the dungeon if you gave a nice enough bribe.

[RunningMountain]

order all subdue elf .
order all kill elf.

[Cuusardo]

Try it and find out.

[Agent_137 (2L2L)]

north or south templar?

Northern:
have you beaten up that night by ninja-thugs.

Southern:
have you beaten up right then by half-giant thugs.

*note:
never been a templar.

[Spoon]

Armageddon needs more ninjas.

[Ghost]

Remove your eyes.  And one of your hands.  If I was a northern templar, I would let you choose which hand.

I would also go for removing a leg, but you could bribe me and buy your leg.  Perhaps you could buy one of your eyes as well.  But the rest goes off buddy.

[Tuannon]

To add to what Ghost already has on the table...

Cut the bits I wanted off, and force you to buy them back off me in order to save me the distaste of thinking what to do with elf bits at 'neck prices.. ie 500% mark up if you were lucky.

Obviously I'm too nice to play a templar just yet