Tuluki's Hallelujah

[Larrath]

[Sung to Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.  Not the Shrek version.  Even though it's better really.  And you have to say Divan Hekro very fast.  Sue me.]

Now I've heard there was a secret word,
That Rabid said, and it killed the Lord,
But you don't really care for magick, do ya?

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The minors fall and the majors drip,
The defiler-King composing Divan Hekro,

Divan Hekro!  Divan Hekro!
Divan Hekro!  Divan Hehehehehekro!

Your mage was strong but you needed proof,
You saw her changing on the roof,
Her beauty in Jihae's light overthrew ya

She tied you to a kitchen chair,
She broke your bones and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Divan Hekro

Divan Hekro!  Divan Hekro!
Divan Hekro!  Divan Hehehehehekro!

You say I burn the grain in vain,
I don't fekking eat the grain,
And if I did, well, really, what's it to ya?

There's a blaze of light in every word,
It doesn't matter which ya heard,
The Krathi or the Elkran Divan Hekro!

Divan Hekro!  Divan Hekro!
Divan Hekro!  Divan Hehehehehekro!

I did my best, it wasn't much,
I couldn't feel, so I tried to crush,
I cooked the gurth, I didn't come to rule ya

And even though it all went wrong,
I'll stand before the Sun King's throng with nothing on my tongue
But Divan Hekro!

Divan Hekro!  Divan Hekro!
Divan Hekro!  Divan Hehehehehekro!
[repeat]

*bow*

EDITS: Various cleanups.

[Smoke]

hah, awesome.. The Jeff Buckley version of the song rocks as well.