Funny or Odd Quotes

[Spoon]

Yeah, hooded cloaks in taverns are a recipe for mayhem.

I remember once, myself and a templar PC stuffed coins and glow crystals into the figure wearing a hooded, green cotton cloak for hours.

[Alnir]

Hee.

The (-----)man lifts a small table near the stairs to his mouth, pulling a hard bite off of it.

[Yokunama]

The giant runs his eyes down his long log.

[Eniriah]

At your table, you say in sirihish:
    "And this was a GINSLE half-breed?"

emote coughs loudly.

At your table, you say in sirihish:
    "A SINGLE half-breed?"

[Saitorr]

Was reading logs from a long time ago, and I think it's safe now...

Sanvean the Enigmatic says, out of character:
    "Its case sensitive, yeah."

Sanvean the Enigmatic says, out of character:
    "It's "

Sanvean the Enigmatic says, out of character:
    "Never tell anyone I made that mistake."

[MorganChaos]

NAMES EDITED

this one was a few days ago:

79Calling over the crowd with a curt tone, the green-haired, pink-eyed man says to you, in sirihish:
    "Call me sweetling again and your blood spills."


one last night, mudsex was happening and i was the guy. my partner shouts "ah! fucking inix!" like, shouted, so that people in the next room heard.


there was one with my last character, she was 16 and had gotten really really drunk. stumbling when she walked, acting weird, etc. she'd passed out once as well. but this guy, with long dramatic pauses between emotes, bought me a shotglass of whiskey and someone from up on the balcony yelled "she's feckin had enough!" and my character just sat there grinning gleefully. she died before she got to drink the shotglass. sigh to suicidal rages.


At your table, you say, in sirihish:
"The truth..."

At your table, you say, in sirihish:
"...is in..."

At your table, you say, in sirihish:
"...your bottom."

At your table, (censored) says, in sirhish, staring at you:
"Man, you drunk."

You giggle.


(5 minutes of watching the other character force my mudsex)

ooc okay, i'm back now.

"heh...i forced your rp."

ooc mmh. i noticed.


The hard, poofy-haired man reappears and gives you a cookie.


In a soft, blunt tone, the dark haired, white-faced man says to the burly, long-haired man, in sirihish:
    "If it comes to it Neno, please do make sure his blood sprays in the opposite direction. We don't want to ruin more of my clothing."


(censored) has arrived from the west.

(censored) rubs his chin.

(censored) says, in sirihish:
"Forgive me. You deserve privacy."

(censored) walks west.


You say, in sirihish:
"Just don't say anything else about poles and their uses?"

The blue-eyed, brunette woman grins.

the blue-eyed, brunette woman says, in sirihish:
"What about fruit and their juices?"

[Cuusardo]

Please do not post actual sdescs of PCs here on the GDB.

[Spud]

Please do not post actual sdescs of PCs here on the GDB.

[Rhyden]

Please do not post actual sdescs of PCs here on the GDB.

For the love of Krath, don't post descriptions of actual characters and their names anywhere on this GDB ESPECIALLY ones your character encountered a few days ago.

Thanks.

[Qetesh]

Fixed it. Carry on.

[Yokunama]

A Very Sexy Man says, innocently:
    "But why when there are so many better things to choke on?"

A Very Crazy Man, nodding:
    "Other things of yours, at that."

[Anael]

"Are you seriously telling me our long-prepared plan failed because you -farted-?"

[Cuusardo]

The stumpy dwarf says, in sirihish, "Okay, next time I'll warn you when I've got to let go some of Whira's bad breath."

[MorganChaos]

At your table, you say in allundean:     "DIE THE HORRIBLE PASSIONATE DEATH OF A THOUSAND SUK-KRATH SUNS!"

At your table, you say in allundean:     "Ahem."

At your table, you say in allundean:     "What?"

You begin speaking sirihish.

At your table, you say in sirihish:     "Anything yet?"

84The person learning allundean shakes his head to you.