Tavern Food

Started by FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit, November 25, 2004, 12:25:20 AM

Has anyone else ever found tavern food to be rather silly and Earth-like? I have seen buffalo wing-like items, items with "pasta" and "kebob" right in their sdesc... is there a reason these foods are still around? Am I the only one that finds them silly?
And why hasn't there been an erdlu-wing eating contest with an all-you-can-eat tuber bar? I demand to know!
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According to the Current Projects Blog, Raesanos is looking for stuff like this ("Things that don't fit in the game world").  You might want to send a list that way.
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You know what I find jarring?  Pre-tasted food in taverns!  I've bugged, typoed, or ideaed (I can't remember which, maybe all three) a half-eaten item that has been for sale in a particular tavern for at least a RL month or two.
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Quote from: "Cuusardo"You know what I find jarring?  Pre-tasted food in taverns!  I've bugged, typoed, or ideaed (I can't remember which, maybe all three) a half-eaten item that has been for sale in a particular tavern for at least a RL month or two.

This isn't jarring at all. Tavern keepers would sell anything to make sids, and half eaten food shouldn't be a problem with the typical Zalanthan. It -is- a harsh world!
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Quote from: "Cuusardo"You know what I find jarring?  Pre-tasted food in taverns!  I've bugged, typoed, or ideaed (I can't remember which, maybe all three) a half-eaten item that has been for sale in a particular tavern for at least a RL month or two.

This isn't jarring at all. Tavern keepers would sell anything to make sids, and half eaten food shouldn't be a problem with the typical Zalanthan. It -is- a harsh world!

Not in the high-class taverns they wouldn't, especially if they are charging the same price that they were previously charging for the whole thing.
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Hmm, I think this would make a great RP opportunity. If you're playing a Noble, you should yell at the tavern-keeper and threaten to have him executed. Outrageous!
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Quote from: "Xanous"According to the Current Projects Blog, Raesanos is looking for stuff like this ("Things that don't fit in the game world").  You might want to send a list that way.

Yes, pineapples and buffalo wings are a good example of things I'd like to hear about.

My personal favorites are gizhat tongues and temboeye soup! (Hope this isn't too ic info  :? )

I like erdlu-wings.. Please don't take them away. I will be so sad..  :cry:

One of my PC's ate nothing but erdlu-wings.


Quote from: "Cuusardo"You know what I find jarring?  Pre-tasted food in taverns!  

Yeah, what is the deal with this?? you should not be allowed to sell back half-eaten food. It's also really bad RP from who ever is doing it cause it's an abuse of code. Do you honestly think that the dinning room is going to buy back the food they just sold you?

Who is going to buy a half-eaten sausage??
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It was explained to me that it was a noble doing this.  The rational was that anything she touched should be considered something the rest of the populace would fight over.  Like a guitar pick from a rock star.  A type of memento.

Good RP should require the commoners to instantly engage in a fierce bidding war for the honor of acquiring that relic sausage.

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Kinda like the Mary grilled cheese..  :roll:
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Hey, if Brittany Spears' gum can sell on ebay...

I honestly don't think that many people would fight over a half-eaten food though.  Unless, of coarse, it was much cheaper than the full one.   But, since it was  a noble selling it as a suvenier, I don't think it was much cheaper. More expensive, if anything.  Besides, even though nobles are rich, it doesn't make them popular.  

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