Devour.. Eat spam?

[SpyGuy]

You could rework the eat command, kind of interbreed with with emote.

eat cake @ lifts ~cake to his lips, taking a bite from it and chewing.
<room sees>
The guy with the bright idea lifts a travel cake to his lips, taking a bite from it and chewing.
eat cake Stuffing the remainder of ~cake into his mouth, @ swallows thickly.
<room sees>
Stuffing the remainder of a small portion of a travel cake into his mouth, the guy with the bright idea swallows thickly.

This is a nice idea, have it be like look emotes.  Those seem to cut down on the monotonous spam when people learn how to use them.