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Lotion

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Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« on: July 29, 2021, 07:43:49 AM »
son of a tok
blind as a kryll
gurth bravery
beetle kanker
go suck on tek's balls
star hand
city sucker
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Lotion

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2021, 07:49:51 AM »
kagor brained fool
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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2021, 09:16:59 AM »
I'm beginning to get a little frustrated about this myself. I remember when we banned necker. I and the other 3 black people who play this game thought that shit was funny, because we never even thought of a slur for elves being a slur for us.

White guilt, I guess.

Anyway, on topic, avoid using sex or gender for use in these creative insults, I think.

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2021, 09:38:56 AM »
githfucker
kankfucker
beetle-humper
braxat-headed
carru-headed
erdlu-brained
sandbrain
stoneheaded
tokshit
beetleshit
inixshit
githshit
kankshit
slow as a bamuk
stupid as a braxat
weak as a tregil
weak as a jozhal
nipping at me like a turaal (you're annoying)
you got a face like a mangy gortok's arse
mean as a jakhal
cowardly tregil
sneaky jozhal
got a face only a gith could love
you vile gob of shitnugget
greasy as gurth fat

i mean. just... get creative. bring in zalanthan animals. disgusting words.


you really don't need modern/gendered insults.


I'm ready for the "gee I'm x and I'm not bothered" posts and to that I say, good for you, but it's anachronistic and it bothers the hell out of me and I know I am not alone in that. Misogynic language and (RL-referencing) racism have no place in Zalanthas. You lose nothing by respecting other players and helping everyone stay immersed in the gameworld.
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mansa

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2021, 09:40:41 AM »
as common and plain as a piece of bone
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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2021, 09:48:14 AM »
Asshole.

EVERYBODY HAS ASSHOLES!
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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2021, 12:17:22 PM »
More suggestions, not my creations, but definitely worth posting here:

- You've got the sort of brains I'd throw out of the stew.
- The only difference between you and a tregil, is a tregil is cuter.
- Any reason your 'ma didn't just throw you in the nursery and call it a day?
- Do you always talk like you have a mouth full of beetle shit or is today a special occasion?
- You remind me of 'sid deposit. Every time I seeya, I wanna smash you with a pickaxe, you glassy-eyed, dull moron.
- Guessin' you're from Yaroch? No other way someone would grow an asshole as big as you elsewhere.
- Sure, keep yappin', your open trap will keep the flies off the food.
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Maso

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2021, 12:21:02 PM »
Asshole. Arsehole.

EVERYBODY HAS ASSHOLES! ARSEHOLES!

I jest. But I actually find 'asshole' to be really anachronistic, I really really do. I find it incredibly jarring. But I will put up with it. :(

I'm enjoying your suggestions Delirium, a lot. But I think we need some snappier stuff.. When people are super angry.. they usually revert to the short and snappy curses because well, they're fucking angry and they don't have the brain capacity for creativity and wit.

So far 'tokshit' is probably the closest replacement. Honestly, I just call everyone 'fucks' and be done with it.

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mansa

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2021, 12:25:33 PM »
glassy-eyed, dull moron

I love it.  I'm sure we can create some more Tuluk listless insults.
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Delirium

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2021, 04:20:21 PM »
I'm enjoying your suggestions Delirium, a lot. But I think we need some snappier stuff.

"Shut up and listen, shitnuggets."

"That's some fuckin' githshit."

"Who's this tokface over here?"

"Greedy fuckin' jakhal."


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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2021, 06:19:28 PM »
Weird.

It looks like a topic now, after deleting a page and half of back and forth, would be flaming, baiting, trolling, baiting and so on. This community is, in fact, a welcoming community. I realise in today's RL that seems impossible on almost anything, as the art of debate has been reduced to "You're either with me or you're an <Insert insult here>."

A question was asked - it will receive an answer.

A thread was started, and it can be kept on topic.

If it can't be, the ones insisting on it derailing will lose ability to post and can spout whatever they please at their monitor while the rest of us attempt to get along. Great? Great.
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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2021, 06:21:35 PM »
 Just call everyone Tuluki. That is serious shit talk.

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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2021, 08:51:48 PM »
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Re: Make up some nice zalanthan insults
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2021, 01:16:15 AM »



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